Ladies, what is your VagFax?

As men we are investing more time, money, and emotion into a female than we do a car, so why are we not expecting more from you than we do a car?

What is your vag history report?
Ladies, what is your VagFax?
1. When was it first driven?
2. How many previous riders?
3. Was it owned (married)?
3b. or ever used as a rental (hookup)?
4. Has it ever been used officially as a business vag? (sex work)?
5. Was it ever used to taxi large groups (3some +)?
6. Has it ever been wrecked (stretched to hell)?
7. Is it broken or can it still produce (can you have kids)?
8. Has it ever produced any products and how many. (Kids)?
9. Does it have all it's original parts or has there been modifications?
(ex: Hystoectomy or labioplasty.)
10. Was it converted from stick to automatic (were you born a dude)?
11. Was the trunk ever used to carry loads (anal)?
12. Are the headlights original or prefab (fake tits?)?
13. Was the owner a smoker?
14. Is it pet free?



*For the triggered twats who will whine that "women are not objects"...
A. This is a joke.
B. Fuck off.
Updates:
+1 y
Glad to see some people aren't tards and can see the humor in this. Any takers on doing the report?
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Most Helpful Girls

  • 1. When was it first driven? 2013
    2. How many previous riders? none
    3. Was it owned (married)? Yeah currently owned
    3b. or ever used as a rental (hookup)? nah
    4. Has it ever been used officially as a business vag? (sex work)? No way
    5. Was it ever used to taxi large groups (3some +)? Defo not
    6. Has it ever been wrecked (stretched to hell)? No
    7. Is it broken or can it still produce (can you have kids)? still working but that's more my uterus not vah
    8. Has it ever produced any products and how many. (Kids)? still uterus but yeah 2
    9. Does it have all it's original parts or has there been modifications? All the same parts
    (ex: Hystoectomy or labioplasty.)
    10. Was it converted from stick to automatic (were you born a dude)? Nooo
    11. Was the trunk ever used to carry loads (anal)? Yess lots of times
    12. Are the headlights original or prefab (fake tits?)? Original but sag cuz breastfeeding 🤣
    13. Was the owner a smoker? No negative I dont smoke
    14. Is it pet free? Lol pet? No animals have been near it

    • Awesome. :)

    • 😲 why no one else take the survey

  • Actually I would be really happy to tell my boyfriend all this stuff but guys sometimes say they don’t want to know

    • really? lol Id love to know all the details from my girlfriend 😂

    • @Potatocream cool then you’re a real one

  • Lmao ugh this is funny

    • So whats your vagfax :P

    • I’m a virgin

    • WOW, fresh off the factory floor. ;)

Most Helpful Guy

  • Yeah guys don't want sluts with long sexual histories but unless this is supposed to be satire (and even then it's mediocre satire), it's... meh.

    • So is your fake profile pic. *You just mad you couldn't think of something clever.

    • Ah... well done. You must be highly educated. Or something. You're also boring.

    • OK bye, NOT "Alex Prange" You can try and crop that pic as much as possible for it not to show up on google... but I'm smarter than you.

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Says the anon asker. 🤣🤣🤣

    • WUT?

  • Where's the joke? 🤔

    • Because it's a fucking Vag history report!

    • Just messing 😏

  • vaginas don't "wear out". cars will only make so many miles.

    • Is that so. https:// i. imgur. com/ 0P4RWcg. jpg Remove spaces.

    • those are different vaginas. it has nothing to do with how much a vagina gets fucked. giving birth is the one thing that can litterally break a vagina.

    • Yes, they are different vaginas... one is young and one is old. The point is that pussy gets busted ass as it ages.

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  • Lol this is funny

  • lol. funny