How can I purchase a dildo without getting caught?

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I have a constant fear of getting caught, I wouldn't even know how to face my conservative Asian parents. The nearest sex store is a 50min bus ride (20min bus ride) but I don't have a license and I fear people I know will just so happen to be there. Plus, I don't have any friends to rely on for this type of stuff (which I don't mind, I'm don't openly express it). I'm afraid if I order online, my family will just ask what it is, or somehow find it if I were to hide it.

TLDR: I'm 21 and I wanna buy a dildo without getting caught by my traditional Asian family. Any advice/suggestions?

integrale77 · Accepted Answer

I think making the journey to buy one is the best start so you can pay cash so nothing on a card statement.

Don't go straight in if your worried about being recognised have a good look around to see if you know anyone then go for it when your in there if you meet someone you know well there in a sex shop too!

When you leave your not going to see who's outside so just go.

Something that will help get your purchase into your home is take it to either the toilet or a clothes shop changing room where you can remove it from the packaging making it easier to conceal (unless you have gone crazy big) then find a bin for the packaging on your way home.

All your are left with is hiding it in your room you want to put it somewhere are not going to look or not want to look, drawers and under the bed is bad you want to try under a floorboard, in a vent or in a box somewhere people are unlikely to look hidden under/inside something else. Make sure it's wrapped up and cleaned before/after use.

I'd also advise getting some lube to use with it that's easy to hide clean out some hand cream or similar container and swap the contents into it that can hide in plane view if someone uses it they are not going to know what it really is.

FunkyMonkee · Accepted Answer

Go into a porno shop, pick out a dildo you like, take it to the counter and pay for it. They'll put it into a bag for you. You take it home and find a place in your room to hide it. Under NO circumstances should you take your family with you to the porno shop!!!
Or, look around online for sites that sell sex toys. Pick out one you like and buy it. They'll send it to you in a plain package and when you get it, you can just take it up to your room before you open it and find a place to hide it. They'll NEVER find it inside of you!! Under NO circumstances should you allow your family to help you pick out the one you want!!

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I'd say the selection is better on Amazon than in a store. I've bought vibrators in our local store over a period of years of celibacy and never ran into anyone but most of the people in the store are young. It's probably harder on the young clerks helping a woman that could be their mom or grandmother's age but many women my age are told to go get vibrators by their doctor to maintain their physical health.

Go early in the day or a weekday during the day. There are less people in the stores. Pick a nicer one not a seedy one. Look online before you make the trip so you kind of know what you want. Make sure you pick a company that uses high grade materials since you are using it internally. Then just walk in fearlessly. Once you do it one time you will be good. If you see someone you know just smile. There are vibrators sitting in homes of women all over the world from 18 to a 100.

sockandshoes · Accepted Answer

i think walmart actually sells one or two vibrators, i saw some the other day in the condoms aisle. otherwise i’m sorry it sounds like you’re SOL, you’re gonna have to use household items that can replace dildos for the meantime.

ChronicThinker · Accepted Answer

Go, wear a hoodie, bring a backpack, put it in your backpack, bring it up to your room, hide it.

Red_Arrow · Answer

One problem is where will you hide it when you get it?
You can take the bus ride and get it that way. You probably will not run into anyone you know. If you do, that means they are there doing things for their sexual pleasure and they will not judge you.
You should probably find someone you can rely on and trust, and have them buy it for you. Or have them drive you there so you can pick one you want.
If you have a boyfriend, he can buy it or take you. You do not need to be ashamed.

mattdzz · Answer

You can order from lovers lane, or some place like that, and the box is non-discript (obviously you want to intercept it, as I know Asian parents are likely to open it for you), and you can hide it in your room somewhere. Also the expense, if they were to check your credit card statements (use paypay) will show up as just clothing items.
However, plan on your mom finding it, so don't get a huge one that will conceivably beat up your insides beyond marriage-material, or your mom may have a problem with it.
I know this because my brother is a Connoisseur of sex toys, apparently.

wankiam · Answer

go to the store... i very mch doubt you would see anyone you know in there. they are usually empty anyway but you could hang around outside and wait to see people leave if you really want to be sure

WalterRadio · Answer

What country do you live in? If you are in the US, then get a driver's license. I also suggest you would be happier with a vibrator.

boredguy01 · Answer

If you're that worried you should probably just wait until you live on your own

slatyb · Answer

Amazon. Have it shipped to a locker for you to pick up.

ECityGirl89 · Answer

Have a friend help you out I mean sex stores don’t judge people there just there to sell products and help you with your pleasure and needs. Ask your friend if you can ship it to them I mean there’s that.

Agape93 · Answer

Buy one from the store and hide it somewhere like under the mattress, under a floor board etc.

Dargil · Answer

Use something you can hide in plain sight.

Hai_tis_E · Answer

Just go buy it, buy some clothes or something else from around the area too, then if your family asks what you bought just show the clothes. As for hiding spots, I keep mine in a random bag hanging in the back of my wardrobe.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Walmart sells them and you can go in person to pick them up but you need a photo Id.

4799175 · Answer

Rent your self a p. o. box and order one.. or just go to a Spencer's probably? Or just go for the cucumber.. oh yeah. :))

SomeGuyCalledTom · Answer

Hide it up your snatch

ZeussLightningBolt · Answer

Just take the bus
The odds of you running into your friends at a sex shop are slim. Even if you DO I'm sure they won't judge or tell your parents.
Just pay with cash and be in and out of there as quickly as you can
I wouldn't order online for a variety of reasons

PS, I feel the same way about buying condoms

genericname85 · Answer

don't know about the country and area you live in but usuallly there are post boxes that you can have stuff shipped to instead of having stuff shiped to your actual residence.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Packstation

you can go there and get your stuff discretely.

buttcrackjoe · Answer

Go to a sex shop and pay cash

XavierSteele · Answer

Walmart sells them now

JKingOff · Answer

Order it online, have it delivered to a store, pick it up in person, and then smuggle it in home.

outside_Toronto · Answer

This is an irrational fear. Do people you know always hang out in close proximity of sex shops?

lucas262 · Answer

If i have Somthing to order i order it through an app like wish.

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