Have you ever masturbated with household objects?

[mistixs]

I've heard of women masturbating with cucumbers, electric toothbrushes, and the ends of hairbrushes. I've also heard of women masturbating by sitting on the dryer while it's running.
Meanwhile I've heard of men masturbating with toilet paper rolls. The movie American Pie depicts men masturbating with pies, but I don't know how common that is.

So have you ever masturbated with household objects? & If so, which ones?

[MaleMan10]

No it's never been a thing I cared to explore even though I'm the type of guy who thoroughly enjoys watching and participating in the female's intimate desires. For all the girls I say, Go baby and get your Ya Yas on. It ain't nobody's dang business what you do in privacy!! Unless you're into your partner assisting so everyone to the All you can eat Buffet line.

[MaleMan10]

Ok I just got honest about my private life and it feels pretty good... anonymously lol

[TCredo]

While not lately, I've had sex many times with a bed before lol... in between the mattress and box spring - you take a plastic bag and put it in between the two with the open ended facing out - with lube on or it it, slip in and you can even press down a little on the mattress for extra tightness.

[MissKittyz]

Yes, I used a bunch of objects when I was a virgin cause I was curious of how penetration felt except I wasn't able to get a sex toy. So, I've used mascara tubes, toothbrushes, big markers lmfao but that was back when I was a teen 😂😂 I stopped using objects after I had sex for the first time. And now I have toys :)

[alex_x988]

Eww what a disgusting creature

[MissKittyz]

Eww what an immature kid

[SARCASM101]

And is it a toy or the actual stuff that does the job well

[MissKittyz]

Actual stuff as in genitals? If that's what you are asking, actual sex does the job waaayyy better.

[SARCASM101]

Do you reach orgasm often?

[MissKittyz]

Yes I do

[SARCASM101]

Do you squirt as well?

[alex_x988]

Disgusting meaningless whore

[MissKittyz]

Get a life, dude. Insulting random people on the internet doesn't make you cool.

[SARCASM101]

It's completely fine to do whatever you want to satisfy yourself

[MissKittyz]

Yes I know :) it isn't harming me or anyone else so I don't know what's wrong with that guy. But I reported him cause I've seen him say nasty stuff to other girls as well.

[SARCASM101]

naive people deserve that

[rose_lynnn]

I have masturbated with household objects and I enjoy it. I've masturbated with the end of my hairbrush as well as some pens and other objects. I always make sure to properly clean them first. The hairbrush is by far my favourite and I use it a couple times a week during my alone time.

[Cannuck22]

A pen. Interesting

[purplepoppy]

If you have women living in a house then it's a fair bet that anything remotely penis shaped has been used at least once.

[Levin]

Umm, such as?

[Baobei]

@Levin I couldn't agree more! :D

[Levin]

@Baobei Wait, you use household objects, too? =/

[Baobei]

@Levin Every sigle girl who's had an orgasm at least once does, I'm pretty sure. :D

[Levin]

@Baobei Well come on, let me into your secret. What kind of things have you used? ;)

[anupamagrawal]

For a man, there is not much of a variety of house hold object for masturbating pleasure. But yes, I have tried to do this with some fruits - but YUK - they all turned out to be MESSY affairs.

[ushagomez]

Haha, all the boys now realising why it is so cool to be a girl...

[Vivekkguptaa]

Yaa cause we don't have so many options haha 😂😂😂

[MaleMan10]

Please don't take this as bravado or anything of the sort but already having extensive experience, still My imagination has amped up through the roof learning even more here! I'm forever grateful and humble for your openness girls. Every single female is a beautiful unique individual and I want the men who don't know already that no two females are alike. Men step up your game and forget your cookie cutter mentality in believing that what makes one girl crazy for your sensuality might just not even trigger a shiver of the next one's body at all. Good stuff for us guys to learn here. thanks

[XxXxGemini]

This is perhaps, the best, most genuine, honestly straightforward, perfectly placed at the intersection of great humor, and good sense, timed, and executed answer, which I've seen so far yet here. Right on, right on...,

[ohshee]

Never have ,, whats fun is doing with someone else

[ALackey]

I don't masturbate. I've tried and it's just plain AWKWARD. I get a kick off of someone else pleasuring me, not Me doing it to myself.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Call me crazy but, yes, I have.

[Yammy]

What have you used?

[SweetTrish]

why would anyone call you crazy?

[coachTanthony]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik1NKkN0ysI

[BlacklightShade]

Do houseplants count?

[SydneySentinel]

I am/was able to reliably orgasm from masturbating with household objects.

[WhiteShoulder]

I voted G. I tried all the ones you said at least once, but my hairbrush was my favorite (this was before I got my first vibrator).

[Elliegirl]

Same! The hairbrush was great!

[WhiteShoulder]

@Elliegirl sure was!!

[MaleMan10]

Any particular kind of hairbrush? I have a sinfully exciting secret. I've checked out my girlfriends hairbrushes before, you know just to see if I can spot a little usage. Hope this is within the framework of the question

[WhiteShoulder]

@MaleMan10 you can’t tell that way

[sawno]

Used a toilet roll as a makeshift cockring once to see how that would be like, but that didn't go well and gave me tempoary erectile issues for a few days as it was way to thight during orgasm. Never again.

[Paige90]

The best way is while pushing a lawn mower while cutting the grass. The vibration is incredible!!

[SARCASM101]

How about hand shower with some pressure

[Brisson187]

@paige90 I've never heard of a lawn mower before lol

[Red_Arrow]

Many prefer sitting on a washing machine.

[Cannuck22]

You push the law mower with your vagina.

[Chris0008]

how many times have you orgasmed that way? and wouldn't people notice?

[TadCurious]

I voted that I am/was able to reliably orgasm from masturbating with household objects.
When I was younger I would sometimes take one of those plastic sandwich baggies and put either lube or lotion inside it, then put my erect penis in it and thrust between sofa cushions or between my mattress and box springs. I know that sounds weird but it felt really good and cleanup was easy.

[mysterygirl134]

I've masterbate with a few odd objects household included some were better than others it's just convenient and means you can do it anywhere without having to sneak a toy with you

[Apope16]

Olive oil with a girl I dated. It was sex not masturbation.

[tara987]

Sitting on the washing machine during the spin cycle was my go-to when I was way younger:)

[TCredo]

very resourceful :)

[tara987]

@TCredo A girl's got to do what a girl's got to do.

[TCredo]

@tara987 agree with that - guys too ha. bet 1st time you did that probably was a "oh wow" moment lol

[tara987]

@TCredo A huge surprise. And I thought I was the only girl ever who had figured that out. Later I found out it wasn't so uncommon for younger girls.

[TCredo]

@tara987 surprises like that are so fun. and yes i think many have found similar enjoyment. even good for when having sex but not the most comfortable for long periods lol

[tara987]

@TCredo I think I can find more appropriate ways nowadays but when I was 14, that was the greatest.

[TCredo]

@tara987 lol yes i am sure it was and i'm sure you can now ha. by the way i like your "measuring" question lol

[tara987]

@TCredo Thanks

[TCredo]

@tara987 welcome :)

[Brisson187]

So how often would you do laundry to get the spin cycle? Lol and would you sit on with clothes on?

[Brisson187]

@tara987

[tara987]

Yes, with clothes on. This is when I was 13 or 14. Not that often but sometimes.

[Brisson187]

@tara987 have you done it with out clothes? And did it feel any better?

[tara987]

No. Never did that.

[Brisson187]

Figured you might of, I think if you were naked the vibration and shaking would be rubbing your pussy as it was against it? I dunno, dunno how girls exactly do it lol

[haleysalvigione2]

Yeah before I had sex I tried to use a banana cause I knew I was to tight for him

[Smf1989]

How did that work out?

[haleysalvigione2]

Good

[Smf1989]

Nice

[Smf1989]

Alex_x988 she is not a slut

[Smf1989]

@alex_x988 Why do u think that

[caleb1141]

@smf1989 he doesn't know he just wants to sit here acting like he is God's gift

[J2ohhhhh]

Like cheese grater?

[justawhiteman]

Did you really write American pie in your desc? 😛😂😂.. anyways I've never used any household objects before so...

[copperscene]

Steve Jones from the sex pistols talks in his book about regularly using the household vacuum cleaner

[LeeKenz]

I have used multiple different. The handle of a brush, electric toothbrush, handle of a spatula, handle of a broom, a cucumber, a curling iron, just to make a few things.

[chris_987]

Wow no phone? But it vibrates lol

[LeeKenz]

How the fuck am I supposed to use a phone?

[chris_987]

Girls my age used too, I guess that shows how old I am

[LeeKenz]

But how?

[chris_987]

Phone where more falic shaped when I was younger

[LeeKenz]

You mean flip phones?

[LeeKenz]

Or ones on the wall? 1. How would that even work? 2. How does that even fit insides someone?

[chris_987]

Umm in not an expert on masturbating with a cell phone, I’m just telling what girls told me in grade school

[LeeKenz]

GRADE SCHOOL?

[chris_987]

Yeah that what I said