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Is there such a thing as a naughty joke that is funny too?

Here are mine, share yours if they're funny... PLEASE!

1) Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy pen?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling..."OMG! Yes! More lies please, more lies!!"

2) The new hooker had just finished her first trick. When she came back down the street, all the other girls wanted to hear the juicy details..."Well, he was a big, muscular, handsome Marine."

"Ya, so what did he want you to do?" they all had to know. She said, "I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he did not have that much. So, I told him a blow job would be $75, but he did not have that much either.

Finally I said, 'Well how much do you have?' The Marine said he only had $25. So, I told him, 'For $25, all I can do is give you a hand job.' He agreed and after getting the finances straight, he pulled it out. I put one hand around it. Then, I put the other hand above that hand."

She paused, raised her eyebrows, and then continues, "Then I took the bottom hand and moved it above the second hand..."

"Oh my God!" they all exclaimed, "It must have been huge!!! Then what did you do?"

..."I loaned him the other $75!!"

3) A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man tells her it will be $300. She exclaims, "I don't have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!"

To that the man asks, "Anything?"

And the blonde says, "Yes, anything!!"

With that, the man says, "Follow me." He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door."

She does. He then says, "Get on your knees."

She does. He then says, "Take down my zipper."

She does. He then says, "Go ahead, take it out."

With that she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands. The man then says, "Well, go ahead!" She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips, she says, "Hello... Mom?"

4) A must watch... lolHAPPY Friday EVERYONE... I LOVE YOU!
Is there such a thing as a naughty joke that is funny too?
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