If You Have a Baby, Do You Plan on Having Sex in the Delivery Room?

[supercutebutt]

Vote below!

This is becoming the norm in many hospitals. Husbands and boyfriends are making love to their expectant wives and girlfriend right up to and including the moment of birth. The contractions apparently make for a very delightful experience on the erect penis. And the ejaculate provides a fantastic, slippery lubricant to help the baby slide out more readily. If the gentleman's stiffened member is seated within the anus, the act can even continue during delivery!

What do you think? Will you be participating in this latest craze?

Having Sex in the Delivery Room: Everyone's Doing It, Will You?
by MARY HAWKINS

Um, let me see, how shall I put this? I guess I'll just come right out and say it. Apparently there are couples who have sex during labor and delivery. Did you hear me? Let me phrase it another way just to be sure I got the point across. There are actually women who have sex with their husbands in the hospital either while they're in the midst of labor -- or shortly after giving birth to their babies.

Click the link below for the complete article on cafemom:

Article: SEX in the Delivery Room!

Let's screw!

[TCredo]

lol will admit I've not read the article but having multiple experiences this is comical at best. There is truth to how having sex can help speed up the getting into labor process (before her water breaks). For our first, she was late and the doctor said go on bumpy rides or have sex to help with the process.

Having sex after her water breaks is a great way to get a really bad infection so the premise people are getting it on in the delivery room is pretty funny :)

[Jjpayne]

That sounds like fun... it makes me wonder, would that help with the pain? ... But not proper for a doctor or nurse to see but maybe a quick one with the door locked :) but this is totally on the girl... Let me see these responses

[Jjpayne]

Alright! This did it for me :) "Fuck that shit! I’ll be in the worst pain of my life, I don’t want anyone near my vaginal opening!!"

[mistixs]

"the ejaculate provides a fantastic, slippery lubricant to help the baby slide out more readily" I'm mentally gagging

Anyway theoretically it might be somewhat helpful during labor, because studies show that stimulation of the vagina decreases a woman's pain levels. But no cum please.

And having sex after giving birth is just f*cked up, because the area is wounded. You're not supposed to have sex for at least 6 weeks afterwards.

[BlacklightShade]

A hospital is one of the least romantic places on earth. The only thing any couple in a delivery room cares about is the baby, not each other sexually. The woman is strapped in with tubes and loaded with chemicals to regulate pain and (sometimes) heart rate. The woman hasn’t showered. Doctors and nurses walk in all the time. Sex is the furthest thing from anybody’s minds.

[supercutebutt]

How can you possibly speak for everybody? Did you read the article that I linked to up above? People are doing this.

[PrudentGuy]

I vote B strictly based on your argument that bare sex makes delivery easier.

Note: I don't know how true that argument is, so my vote is based strictly on the details.

[aicarg]

Ughhhh no. There's just something about me feeling that I can burst at any second, feeling like a massive whale, the possibility of being in a semi private or triage room with other patients... that having sex in a delivery room while super pregnant is just taking things too far.

[sejla]

Just walking brought on contractions so bad I barely made it back to my floor in the elevator. There is enough goo coming out to give a baby a slippery slide experience.

I've heard of sex to bring on contraction but during it hell no. You are supposed to be focusing and what if the dad hits the baby in the head on his or her way out. .
How do you explain to your child that your dad was stupid enough to cause their birthing injury.

I arrived at the hospital after my water broke. Threw up and pooed out my dinner and started getting severe contractions and delivered in 6 hours. I doubt any man would find that really sexy.

[DianaWest]

oh hell no. i can't begin to imagine how painful labour must be. one time i had really bad period cramps and almost fainted while i was sweating even though my room was air conditioned and my face turned yellow, and apparently that was nothing compared to labour pains. so what woman in her right mind with think about this? i don't know.

[Daniela1982]

Uhhh, sounds like a male fantasy to me. I don't think that would be permitted in a hospital.

[purplepoppy]

I might do oral. I heard it helps to have something to bite down hard on.

[Red_Arrow]

Lol.

[TremorJay]

You're a monster

[katiesmuff]

This has to be very near the top of the most obscured and ridiculous idea's I have ever heard of. As one who just gave birth 8 wks ago, I can tell you from the moment we left for the hospital and for a couple of weeks after our son was born a penis in my pussy was the last thought on my mind or my husbands.

[supercutebutt]

Two things: 1) You are an individual, so if you don't like the idea of sex in the delivery room, that's fine for YOU. But please don't make blanket statements for other people. 2) Please use the terms 'vagina' or 'vulva' for your genitalia. This is a family-friendly site. Furthermore, you are a mom now. Nobody wants a mom who talks like a sailor.

[katiesmuff]

DUH! Miss Dipshit, Just where in my answer did I include anyone else other than myself or my feelings? Your response here does however give some credence to what I said. You were 7 years old when I got on this site and have been a Master for about the last 9 years and I think I know a little better than you what we can and cannot say here.

[supercutebutt]

"This has to be very near the top of the most obscured and ridiculous idea's I have ever heard of." Maybe it is "ridiculous" to you but others obviously feel differently. You should show a little more tolerance. Your initial response had a tinge of anger to it and now this 2nd response is just horrible. Nobody called you any names so I don't see why you feel it necessary to curse at me. :(

[katiesmuff]

Young lady if you think that is cursing, you are leading a very sheltered life! I don't get where you think there was any anger in my tone as there is none. Just sit back and take some deep breaths and you will feel better. Have a good Veteran's Day and say thank you too them for giving you a country where we are allowed to express our feelings without fear of reprisals.

[supercutebutt]

You called me a name that is a swear and just so you know, that is 100% against the rules on this site.

[SuperCuteButt123]

@supercutebutt Didn't you ask a question on this site supporting pedophilia (e. g., a man who traveled hundreds of miles to have sex with a teenage girl under the age of 18 -- Police frequently use pseudonyms to lure predators away from young children)?

[supercutebutt]

@SuperCuteButt123 Supporting pedophilia? Nope. I just posted that I thought it was cruel to arrest a gentleman for wanting sex from a pretend girl. The cops invented a girl to lure a lonely, socially awkward guy. That's mean. Your username is hot as hell, by the way. :)

[SuperCuteButt123]

Police frequently do stuff like that to lure perverts online. It's actually a fairly common thing for police to do, or at least it should be, in protecting children. The guy did go to where he was instructed to go, so yeah. But I won't go on any longer about that point.

[SuperCuteButt123]

And thanks for the compliment!

[supercutebutt]

@SuperCuteButt123 I know that police do that often. I think it sucks. It's picking on people whose crime is not being loved. I guarantee that guy would have walked just as far for a 20-something pretend girl who showed interest in him.

[SuperCuteButt123]

@supercutebutt Perhaps there's an element of truth to it!

[wingattebaby16]

there are too many chances for issues if you have sex right after having a baby.

Drs recommend waiting 6 weeks after you give birth to have sex..

[supercutebutt]

Yeah but this poll mainly covers the time during labor and delivery.

[wingattebaby16]

I plan on having sex right up until i have to go to the hospital... unless I am too sick to do it. I have 2 blonde twin sisters that are both on their 5th baby now and have sex nearly every day of their pregnancies, including Belinda having it on the day she went into labor..

[supercutebutt]

Wow! What would the three of you do with your time if there was no such thing as penis and semen?

[wingattebaby16]

I don't know.. probably grow old and be cat ladies... sewing doilies...

[supercutebutt]

Yeah. Hey, I wonder if your doilies would be of penises squirting cum.

[wingattebaby16]

I love it!!

[nachosaresexy]

I feel like sharing a bucket of KFC would be more effective and only slightly messier.

[coralee]

I feel like in the delivery room is a bad idea. If she's in the delivery room it means the mucus plug is gone and her water has likely broke. A whole lot of stuff is going to be flowing out of her at this point sex isn't going to make it any easier. Not to mention her vagina is going to be expanding to fit an 8 pound baby. It is likely that she's not even going to feel him at that point.

[roland77]

That makes totally sense. Still Cunnilingus might help her relax better.

[supercutebutt]

Vote 'C' then.

[roland77]

@supercutebutt me with Cunnilingus (most respectful word to the act and involved couple)? Please a @ to point your reply to. So doing anal sex/butt fuck should help her relax on labor? Okay, for letting a penis enter the anus, she must relax a lot, sure. Or else it is painful and there is normally enough lubricant around (is that stealing from hospital because it is not used to led the baby glide out?). But still it feels for me like sex in public because at any given time, a nurse can come in the room and then see you doing anal there... Maybe she says "Have fun!" and leaves or calls the doctor. That depends on her view and personality.

[supercutebutt]

@roland77 Yes, good idea about the privacy. Perhaps also the hospital could provide a specially crafted modesty gown. The gentleman could wear it and simply poke his erection out of a hole designed in the garment just for that purpose..

[Mädchen]

What the actual fuck?😂😂

[supercutebutt]

Language!

[KungfuCyborg]

😫😷😵😷😷😷

That has never happened, and i will die believing it. I reject reality and substitute my own!

[Red_Arrow]

Right! And to make it an even better experience, all of the doctors can participate. With the widening of the birth canal, they can jockey for position and get four or five dicks in at once!

[JershTheDud]

🤣 .

[roland77]

Oh, yeah. "Nice" joke for a sexual group assault (group rape) of a patient.

[Red_Arrow]

@roland77 - For someone wanting it, is not assault or rape.

[roland77]

You didn't wrote that, that she wants also the doctors. Still an anus gang-bang to me which I don't prefer (monogamous).

[ZeussLightningBolt]

@roland77 What did I say that's racist. It's SOMALIANS who are raping these women.

[roland77]

@ZeussLightningBolt They could come from any other country and still other/"normal" Somalian men will disagree with the faking rapists.

[ZeussLightningBolt]

@roland77 Maybe the ones from Somaliland, yes

[xkildy]

So picture this, ITS A BOY. You guys can stop humping now... lol... REALLY

[Apple1996]

Yeah last time I had sex before I left for the hospital and it did help speed up dilation because sperm softens the cervix so doing this is really helpful

[BuckWild]

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

[R_Cakes91]

Fuck that shit! I’ll be in the worst pain of my life, I don’t want anyone near my vaginal opening!!

[supercutebutt]

Then you should vote 'C'!

[morimeme1]

I don't believe a hospital would ever allow it, home birth maybe but ugh, sounds pretty messy.

[EmmaMary]

I'm going to be giving birth very early in February, and I can assure you that, that is never, ever going to happen. Period.

[supercutebutt]

Never say never, EmmaMary! I think there is at least a 12% chance that you will give birth to your child with your baby daddy's stiff penis buried deep inside your pulsating anus!

[EmmaMary]

That's precisely what I am saying, it will Never, Ever Happen. And how do I know this, because I won't let it happen, and fortunately neither of us are into any of that porn crap anyway. The End.

[supercutebutt]

Well you could pass out during delivery, EmmaMary and once that happens, there is no telling where your lover's penis could end up.

[roland77]

Anal sex is no porn crap, the porn industry is crap. Remember that when it comes to take the penis inside your anus. Many women doing it, report very strong orgasms that outnumbers all others (maybe not squirt-orgasm, but that is porn crap too, right?)

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

Simply said, no.

[supercutebutt]

Prude.