i have been no nut for 28 years so no one on GAG even comes close to my will power. lol
1 0 0 0Omg why so long?
i just find it hard to find a safe girl you know a girl without std's that stuff is everywhere and seeing how its been 28 years for me i can't say i will find any clean girls around me lol. not complaining just something iv noticed.
What about masterbating tho?
(Grabs ballsack and looks in terror) but Apple! What about the kids!
1 0 0 0😆😆😆😆 not the babies!
Yeah... they have not been born yet... little guys... :(
Thanks for the MHO! :)
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Im send this to my boyfriend since he doing no nut November.
1 1 0 0Tell him that you will make sure December is one to remember.
lol wtf what kind of man with a girlfriend would do that.
Dude i can't wait for December. His not a man his a boy lol. his 17
I think this is so funny!
1 6 0 0Why? What's the funny part?
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4 65Wow, who comes up with these ridiculous social trends?
1 1 0 0there's also Jack off January and Fibonacci Fap February 😆 haha I don't know probably teenagers
Haha, yeah teenagers sounds about right. I'm going to go with the standard "when times are right, have sex with a real girl and cum 365" lol
ROFL
DDD sounds brutal but it would be worth taking up the challenge. It would take one special woman with some amazing skills to bring her guy across the finish line.1 1 0 0What are we doing here? A sex calendar?
How about Jack-Off January?
Fellatio February?
Make-out March?
Anal April?
Making Bacon May?
Jizzy June?
Why refuse a nut in November? Why not have 12 months of fun?1 0 0 0read your bible and ask God what he thinks about this
1 0 0 2Please stop
Destroy Dick December would have been great when Nixon was president. Can we have a Destroy Don December this year?
1 0 0 0I dont participate in that crap lol. The women I see would be pissed lol.
1 1 0 0I have a great report.. I have not once nutted to porn. This month... And maybe I can stay away for good...
1 0 0 0Fuck yeah! Where can I find this calendar of sadistic awesome sauce?
1 0 0 0What is going on with this modern generation of kids?
1 0 0 0f**k no nut anything. im a ten times a day kinda guy ;)
1 1 0 0Lol. That's just the rest of the year.
0 0 0 0This made me lol Apple
😂🤣😅1 1 0 0🤣🤣🤣🤣
Any "movement" that socially castrates men is a reflection of Feminist Derangement Syndrome. We need movements where men cum more often and get more output.
Initiating Super Splooge September. Mark your calendar. As a minimum, you have to cum once a day by any means necessary. But you should "shoot" for 40-60 times per month.1 0 1 0I love this idea
0 2 0 0Me too.
i've nutted every day so far in November and plan to do the same in December :)
1 0 0 0As funny as NNN is, it doesn't work for guys with a high sex drive
1 0 0 0You know, "Brazilian Teenager Dies After Masturbating 42 “Times” Without Stopping!!"
https://theboxhouston.com/8586872/brazilian-teenager-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-without-stopping/1 2 0 0Wow you think at some point he would have taken a gaterade break to recharge
I strive myself to have a death so valiant.
@apple1996 Go for the highscore and see if you would need one yourself. ;)
That seems unhealthy, mentally and physically
My dick just hurts reading this question1 1 0 0Haha. No.😂😂😂😂
2 3 0 0Boooo! 👎
How would that even be fun?
Hahaha determination thats how! 🤣🤣🤣
I've never heard of this but it sounds painful
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