Guys: have you ever hired a prostitute and had sex?

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  • Ok so story time,

    When I was about 19 I hired a prostitute cuz I was really horny. She was independent and very attractive and the experience was good.

    So not really putting much thought into it, I was in Jersey shore about a year later and was really on the fence about this prostitute who was trying to court me. She was attractive enough. . . but a little shady. Like my last hoe had glowing skin and health and this lady kinda seemed a little not so great.

    So I followed her back to the motel room and now I wasn't really horny anymore so when she started undressing I started asking the girl about where she was from and how she got into this. I don't remember her story but it didn't add up. We were sitting right next to eachother and I started to notice she had marks on her skin from cutting herself pretty bad. She covered herself up when she noticed I saw and it got real quiet for a second.

    So I said to her "How is it that you can be totally naked with guys and thats fine for sex but this (pointing at the cuts) is too much?" And then she started crying. I held her in my arms cuz at this point I was totally sure she was being forced to do this. And now she's really bawling.

    "What do these people do to you?" I asked and she's holding her breath trying not to cry too loudly as she tries to belt out as quietly as she can "I have a kid" So I went to the bathroom and called the cops and told them that there was some guy with a gun in his pants talking to a bunch of women by the motel and that they should come quickly.

    We grabbed all the money she made that day which was a fat stack of cash and made our way to the room her kid was in. They didn't grab a single thing, they had nothing! There's my kid, lets get the fuck out! On our way out the this inkd up mexican looking guy walks up to us and the lady looks like she saw a ghost. He's speaking Spanish to the woman and it's getting really intense. I heard him say money and I told him the cash is her's.

    "You don't know what you're getting yourself into, you're like a little guppy and I'm a big ugly fish from the floor of the ocean bro" I told him that she's taking her kid and were leaving and that "you're gonna have to shoot me or something"

    So very much to my surprise this dude pulls out a gun. So now I'm starting to wonder how seriously the cops were taking my call because the guy seemed really amped up. Like he was on drugs.

    And then there it was, crusing down the street, a police car. Right behind this motherfucker. So I put my hands up (which at this point was an awkward thing to do) which made the breaking bad guy turn around and I grabbed his gun with both hands and pulled him in to throw my head into his nose. And I tossed his gun and me and the prostitute and her kid fucking b-lined it outta there as this cop flashes his lights on haha!

    It was totally nuts.

    I drove her back up to my area and I knew about this little drug house by where I lived. It was owned by this kid who had rich parents who hated him so he fills it with people who pay a little rent and like to do drugs with him. Fast forward a few years later and she's working in the restaurant industry. She's a manager at a bar chain making about $40,000 a year and she's got her own place. It's really cool. Her kids in public school now and this lady really turned her life around.

  • When I was in an exotic overseas location, I contracted with a care giver for a bath and a blow job, which she provided cheerfully and professionally. When I wasn't finishing and was running out of time, did what some call a Mamasan Blowjob, which adds skilled anal fingering. I came like a rocket within a couple of minutes. Best $25 I ever spent.
    No trashiness. No regrets. No guilt. Just a fond memory.

    • Not exactly true. $40

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  • Never, ever. Not even once!

  • I pay Uncle Sam to butt fuck me every payday. After I view deductions is when I realized I had been ass raped

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  • No, I'm not that desperate to take a risk like that, and I want a relationship more than I want sex

  • Nope

  • All women are prostitutes, most of the time anyway. They always want something for sex, whether it be dinner or a diamond ring and a big party.

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  • Never did. Just had fun at the strip club instead. Didn’t want std.

  • Thought about it, never did

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  • Of course.

  • Yes, in a legal brothel in Nevada. Absolute worst sex of my life.

  • yeah and I still do. I prefer them over hookups, girlfriend, friends with benefits or any other non-prostitute any day

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