Do you make a mess during masturbation, or no?

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Dave-from-Illinois · Accepted Answer

This reminded me of a joke I heard years ago of 3 guys talking about how they drive their wives crazy in bed. The Greek says, "I rub olive oil all over my wife's naked body... that drives her crazy." The Italian says, "I put rose peddles all over my wife's naked body and then I blow them off oh so gently... that drives her crazy." Then some other guy overhearing them says, "You guys know nothing about how to drive your wife crazy in bed. After I have sex with my wife, I wipe my dick off on the curtains... that drives her crazy." :P :P :P

TadCurious · Accepted Answer

I voted that I typically make a mess but I don't mind. Cleaning up is okay.
I do however usually masturbate in my bed and I usually put a towel down to mitigate the mess. Even though I typically masturbate in such a way that my ejaculate lands on my belly/chest, a minute or so after cumming it becomes more liquid and some of it will run off of me. So that's why I usually put a towel down. And then I have wet wipes in my nightstand for wiping myself up.

aicarg · Accepted Answer

When I masturbate and know I'll make a mess, I'll leave towels or blankets under me to wash... or keep it mess free and satisfy myself in the shower 😌

VIVANT · Accepted Answer

Nope. I usually out a towel on the bed and wear gloves so I’m good to go lol

linds34 · Answer

I don't squirt by myself, but I do leave a wet spot sometimes.

God_of_Thunder · Answer

I typically make one hell of a mess, but it's a simple matter to clean it up. No big deal.

ohshee · Answer

Very big mess

DeeDeeDeVour · Answer

Minor mess only that's easy to clean up.

sbnalenon · Answer

I typically dont make a mess, prolly cuz I take little care while doing so. But when I'm in shower or using washroom to masturbate a little damncare mess is a sure thing 😛

Apple1996 · Answer

I make a mess and wish I didnt😑

sophiejo · Answer

Small amount of mess but I usually put a towel down to stop most of it

Hamsteroids · Answer

Sometimes

TremorJay · Answer

Let's just say, if you see me checking out of the department store with a box of latex gloves, they're not for my hands 💦🧤

BlacklightShade · Answer

Only when I masturbate in the hot fudge wrestling pit.

kamiljano · Answer

Masturbating by the toilet, under the shower, by the drain in a private sauna, into a sink. Clean up is limited to pressing a button

KandyRat · Answer

Jesus fucking Christ.  "Send in the clowns" LOL "If you build it, they will come"

WhiteShoulder · Answer

Sometimes I leave a wet spot. Not always.

foxrider77 · Answer

I usually catch my load with a tissue and I waste the evidence in the toilet

VikingDude · Answer

Depends what mood I'm in and how much time I have 🤣

Grande_Beefy_Swirl · Answer

I used to. Then I lost 80ibs. Now it's actually a little hard to get wet sometimes.

Apope16 · Answer

I don' mind making a mess during sex. But during masturbation I prefer to be very neat. I have my two Kleenexes ready and I make sure it doesn't go everywhere but my Kleenex when I come. Sometimes The pleasure is so insane that it squirts everywhere though.