😂😂😂 it does feel a bit like that now sometimes doesn’t it.
If it tastes like candy cane you've got the right one
My problem is that when I'm drinking, they all taste like candy canes. Even the bartender's cock tastes like candy cane. I kind of want to move to the North pole, but I can't afford it. The bus driver said we could work something out, but I'm just not sure about it. What does it mean?
There is only one Santa. We just wear the hat to try to emulate the real Santa’s incredible sexual prowess in the bedroom.You’ll know he’s the real one when he walks up behind you and your panties are already wet and around your ankles. You’ll be confused at first but happy to know the real Santa has come to give you the best gift ever. The gift of multiple endless orgasms any time you wish.
@Kaazsz I'm not really all savvy when it comes to sexual stuff. I keep hearing that it's not the size of the wave, but the motion of the ocean. I don't even know what the fuck that means? What ocean? What wave? I live in North Dakota! I just want Santa and his helpers to stuff the living shit out of my stocking!
I’m not sure he knows much about waves and fish, he lives in the North Pole after all.Don’t worry though. He will take the reigns. You can sit back and relax, Santa always knows what you want, even if you didn’t know it yourself, you’re going to get it anyways.
Open his zipper. If he is the real Santa, he will have a tiny Santa hat on the end of his dick.
You’ll be surprised to see, that you can’t remove the hat. It’s actually a fleshy piece of his penis. You would think that wouldn’t be sexy but for some reason the Santa hat will drive you wild with lust!
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Yea here in my country we got the same issue with racism. We have our tradition here that Santa Clause is always together with Krampus who is portrayed by a black man. But in the last years suddenly people start being against it
@Fromdusktilldawn 🙄 it’s so boring isn’t it when people take it out of context.
I mean if it’s genuinely offensive, fair enough. But if not, grow the f up already when there are actually real issues going on in the world! I don’t know the context of that tradition though so I can’t commemt too much.
As a kid I’d make a snow man and snow woman. Did I ever feel offended? He’ll no! It’s seriosuly laughable now I can’t wven cope with it anymore! Lol
It’s literally like people think common sense never existed before now. Ugh if only they knew! It’s seems more lost on the newer generations these days when they go to such ridiculous extremes.
Wow there is no need to get rude!
If they’re so concerned why not just edit the story so Mrs Claus goes out with him to help deliver the presents now too, to reflect modern lives. The traditional story is only a reflection of the traditional lives. This doesn’t mean we have to get rid of genders.
There is no Mrs Clause because St. Claus is based off a christian bishop
@Fromdusktilldawn in our version there is a Mrs Claus, which is fine - it’s only a children’s story.
Kids can always learn about the origins as they age and it becomes appropriate 😊. I always said once my kids don’t believe in Santa anymore I’d teach them about the true origins so it still holds some value without the full disappointment of the lost childhood excitement.
I'm impressed how few people know Santa is based on St. Nicholas. In our country we have a St. Nicholas on 6. December where "Santa Clause" gives kids presents and on Christmas Jesus gives presents
He does! How do you not know this? 😂 I think everyone should just leave him alone! He’s only trying to help, not repress anyone! 😂