What clichèd porn scenario have you done for real?

[purplepoppy]

We all know porn is just fantasy, housewives don't usually get fucked by the plumber, taxi drivers want cash not oral, teachers don't give bare bottom spankings and if pizza delivery guys really got gang banged by groups of hot horny girls it would be a much more popular job.

But have you ever found yourself in a porno style scenario for real. Not a preplanned roleplaying fantasy but one that made you think wow this shit really does happen?

[eliohab]

Well you're right but i have my story few years ago i was underage maybe 16 years old.. i used to work in a ladies hairstyle saloon for summer vacation to make pocket money... my job qas to shower ladies heads after colouring and stuff... a foreigner came for the first she made a lot of things amd took a lot of products and bought some her bill was huge she had no cash and the POS bank machine were note working so she decided to take. me with her to the hotel next to the saloon so i can the money for the owner.. the owner accepted.

When we went there she asked to go inside i said fine then insisted to go up with her i went up and she open her room i stopped by the door she asked to come in i said its okay she also insisted..

She said wait me here illl go to my room and get the money it was a big sweet she showed were the candies are so i can pick some.. i kept waiting for her for like 90 minutes!! My boss was calling i said i am still waiting and suddenly she come out undressed all naked well i was young and dumb i was fool she came close to me with the money in her hand she said if i can please her she will give a 100$... well something happened we kissed she touched me but i was affraid to touch her afraid from someone might caught uss her husband or something... i spoke too much info i will stop now i hope you enjoyed my story

[eliohab]

@yellLow you might wanna know about this😅

[YellLow]

So u been a prostitute? 😂😂 Indeed sounds like a porn movie. Its pretty original but not wow, although yes wow for a normal person.

[eliohab]

Well excuse meee i was sooo young @yellLow back then my friends thought i am a God 🤣

[YellLow]

Ofc thats what i said, for a normal person thats huge thing

[Janenow]

So was there any sex?

[eliohab]

Yes there was

[Lliam]

When I was in high school, I was hitch hiking one time and got a ride from a car full of girls who were cruising around. I would up in the back seat between two of them. They were all giggly and flirty and talking shit. Long story short, while we were driving around aimlessly, the girls in back wound up taking turns sucking my dick while the one riding shotgun watched and cheered them on. One of them blew some jizz out her nose when I came hard in her mouth. All the other girls screamed with delight.

[Texaskid1]

No fucking way.

[Lliam]

@Texaskid1, way. The way the girls were acting when I first got in the car made me kind of uneasy. I was trapped in the middle of the back seat and didn't know what they had in mind. They were probably high and looking for a good time/trouble and wound up egging each other on. Girls can get crazy. Think of bachelorette parties. It worked for me but, in the end, I was glad to get where I was going in one piece. I was pretty young. It must have been one of the girl's daddy's car. A big two door of some kind. It must have been around 1970. Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll.

[Anonymous]

I was invited to a bachelorette party Between the high energy atmosphere, the booze and the peer pressure, you end up doing things that are far out of your normal comfort zone. After you come to your senses, you just hope and pray no one spills the beans.

[aaa9501]

Sucking a stripper's dick?

[Opinion Owner]

@aaa9501 Hey, all the other girls did it. So when in Rome... If you're ever dumb enough to get married, just make sure you and your bride throws just a coed party, together. I know what goes on at the Stag parties, as well. I guy I went to high school had a stag party thrown in his honor, but there wasn't an actual stripper invited, they brought in a hooker. Shit, the groom's dad was even there. lol

[aaa9501]

Damn I didn't think that actually happened 😂 I've seen videos of that but thought they were mostly fake Did the bride-to-be also suck his dick too?

[Opinion Owner]

@aaa9501 She sucked for a few seconds, just because she felt that she wanted to be a good sport at the party. You should go to an event that has male strippers. Like Chippendales or Thunder from Down Under. They have to have security to keep the women from going on stage.

[aaa9501]

Wow that's crazy. Do they invite girls on stage and let them do stuff behind a towel? That's what I've seen in videos, didn't know it was actually a thing lol Do the strippers ever fuck any of the women? Or does it strictly stay at stroking/sucking dick?

[Opinion Owner]

@aaa9501 No, women can't go on stage or even touch the guys. That's just Internet fantasy. I'm talking about private parties. I'm sure lots of women fuck the strippers at private parties. I wanted to, but I have a boyfriend.

[aaa9501]

Oh damn did you want to fuck him because the size of his dick? Why didn't you just do it since he wasn't gonna find out anyway and you already sucked his dick

[Opinion Owner]

@aaa9501 He only put his dick in my mouth for a few seconds, so I thought that was bad enough. Yes, his dick was huge. I would have felt too guilty if I did that.

[aaa9501]

Damn ngl it must be nice being a stripper 😂 you get paid to have girls play with your dick lol. How many of these parties have you been to?

[Opinion Owner]

@aaa9501 I've only been to the one. But if I ever get invited again, I'm going to see if I can bring my boyfriend.

[aaa9501]

Why? So you don't get tempted to suck the stripper's dick? Or so he can watch you do it? 😏

[Opinion Owner]

@aaa9501 To see if he gives me the green light.

[aaa9501]

Is he into that kind of stuff? Cuckold stuff? Would he wanna see you get fucked by a much bigger dick? Lol

[Opinion Owner]

@aaa9501 I have no idea. But I would like to suck his dick in front of everyone. If the stripper came by my way with his big cock in my face, I'd just look over at my boyfriend and wait for his reaction. You never know.

[aaa9501]

Lol you should ask him about it, maybe he's into that stuff. Then you might be able to get fucked by him to while he watches. I know I could never do that 😂 but there are a lot of guys that would

[aaa9501]

Do you ever think about that stripper's big cock and get turned on? Or when you fuck your boyfriend have you ever pictured the stripper in your mind?

[Opinion Owner]

@aaa9501 No, I don't ever really think back on that, until I saw this question.

[aaa9501]

How long ago was this? Also how against would you be continuing this in dms? Lol

[Sarahr123]

What happens at stag parties? Do the boys fuck the hooker?

[Anonymous]

I did open the door once to the pizza guy wearing a bra and a lace thong which was way too small for me it basically covered my pussy lips only while also being up my pussy,,,

[Jwags]

Awesome! How did he react? I bet he still masturbates about you to this day!

[razelove]

I was tripping on acid, picked up a girl at a club and screwed her and her girlfriend at their place. The scenario in broad strokes sounds pornographic, in reality her girlfriend was like ugh, I'm tired and don't feel like dick, ok, if you want to. It took a long time because of the acid, and they also looked a lot better, it started wearing off towards morning right when I finished off with her girlfriend... they looked much better at night with the acid.

[erandal]

I was at a friends house, had a bit too much wine, her husband comes home, she starts flirting with him, I join in, one thing leads to another and I end up having my first ever threesome.

[pajamasam]

Had shower sex a couple times but that doesn't really count. Never anything "unscripted" have role played a few times.

[Paulaanderson]

Have fucked plumber postman
What about you

[sexysusan69]

Hi Paula you never finished your story

[Paulaanderson]

@sexysusan69 which one you want t o hear

[sexysusan69]

All of them

[sexysusan69]

Lol...

[hammo21]

I have done the imaginary scenario, I can't say it's that good tbh 😂

[wittymilf]

Darn, I can’t comment without besmerging my Prestigious reputation 🙄

[Jwags]

Your secret will be safe with us!

[driller1127]

I was a junior in high school I slept my English teacher. We snuck in back of the auditorium in the band room. Made it a regular thing for about 6 months

[Ronald_25]

- Outdoor creampie
- Sex in her parents bed
- sex at school after detension
- after dance class
- when I came as an engineer to fix her heating (but we were already dating)

That's the most I can probably remember without getting too kinky 🤷🏽‍♂️

[roland77]

No porn ever done. Won't happen.

[sixndrama]

Um, my porn cliche encounter, was slightly on the side of incest... that’s all I’m gonna say.

[Orangeandturquoise]

Hmm interesting. Pm me if you want

[MackToday]

I've had women act weird but they were just hookers. Those are the only girls that will do that kind of shit.

[Nikki1989]

The pizza delivery guy but I had met him several times before so not sure if it counts.

[MannMitAntworten]

My public sex acts probably touch on those. Though, I will point out that teachers are tawdry little sex fiends.

[Hannajenky]

Closest I think was a threesome maybe

[XavierSteele]

Damn I was thinking for a minute that I could say I had, until you said not set up in advance. Your absolutely right though, I was telling someone asking about porn and the popular myths that are tied to us. For instance, while many people would assume that the guy in a porno is horny 24/7 like a teenager...(FALSE) 9 out of 10 times at least when I was finished, I had no erection and the only thought in my mind was I wanted to get off of wherever the hell we were shooting and into the safety of a car with my naked a$$, Some of it is all too real, the other part trash from really retarded script writers

[Robertme]

So how do you know that how do you know those things are not true have you been there have you done that do you know what really happens in those kind of situations I believe not what that's you and this is me

[malealpha00]

chick wearing stripper heels laying on her front while she reaches back to grab onto her heels while i f**k her throat

[Gedaria]

Who says they don't. I repaired the gates for a woman. So her husband could not find out. Told her how much she said I haven't got any money , and offered sex as payment...

[soleil2666]

Girls' responses so far are hugely disappointing!
The libertines among you not posting?

[COMMODOREII]

Student and tutor lol