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How do you feel about the news that Santa Claus is now gender neutral?

How do you feel about the news that Santa Claus is now gender neutral?
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In all seriousness. The news was first discovered at the North Pole and quickly spread to the States. We don't know when this happened... and we don't know why. All we know is that Santa... Our Santa... is no longer. For all of you grieving in the comments below... I apologize. Prepare your children, friends and family... for this Holiday season will not be like any other... my thoughts and prayers are with all of you. Happy Holidays.
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Guys and Gals... This isn't real. For those who are heart broken... stop... it's just sa·tir·i·cal SANTA is still SANTA... stop worrying!
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  • 7 years. Thats all my elder grandson had with Santa Claus. The younger one will probably have 5 1/2. That saddens me.

    Im in no way a rock hard traditionalist. But in my family's houses, Santa is a dude.

    Why? Because he is. The skys blue. Water's wet. Women have secrets. And Santa is a dude.

    PC culture has long ago gotten out of hand. Im not a sexist. Im not a racist. I dont believe that the amount of money tou have defines you as a person.

    But Santa Claus is a guy. Why? Because... who is it hurting? Not one god damned kid. Why is nobody getting hurt?

    BECAUSE SANTA CLAUS doesn't FUCKING EXISIST!!!

    He is made up! Why has this fat bastard been around so long, especially in this age of instant digital information? Because for 2 weeks out of the year, kids just say "fuck it" and believe what they are told, without question.

    Come to my house, friends. Christmas eve, we serve lasagna. People clear out around 6-630. Christmas day we serve ham, turkey and 107 side dishes. I bake chocolate chip cookies that are so good... if you put one on top of your head, your tongue would beat your brains out trying to get to it. Oh! One last detail...

    SANTA CLAUS IS A GOD DAMNED GUY!!!

    Sigh... ok, im done.

    • Wow... feel better? lol

    • Hahaha! I've been told i can be a bit long winded at times

  • I noticed that more and more questions pop-up that have a specific 'sound and smell' to it.

    - They state something utterly 'infuriating' to heat up a debate or fight.
    - They lack sources and/or substance.

    Some known examples:

    We have the story about Christian countries not being allowed celebrating X-Mas because it would 'hurt' the feelings of all non-christians.

    We have the story of the school restaurants where kids are not anymore allowed to eat porc to not hurt the feelings of Muslim kids eating in the same restaurant.

    (It baffles me though that the both above examples were never an issue towards Jewish co-citizens, but hey, that must be coinsidence)

    We had Always (the female sanitary products company) explain that there were FTM transgenders that were unhappy about the pink color of their products.

    Sorry, I don't believe these anymore. They're invented to further a populist cause, or simply just stir debate.

    I don't care if Santa has balls above of below the waist. Santa is an invention, who cares.

Most Helpful Girls

  • He's imaginary so it doesn't matter that much but still, to me, santa is an old MAN. Can't be gender neutral, will never be.

    In the language that I speak at home, we say 'father Christmas'. Do we call him 'parent Christmas' now that he's no longer a male figure?😂😂😂

    • You will get notice via mail on what to call Santa.

    • He's not imaginary he existed, he just was not the same person as we believe today

  • How do you feel about the news that Santa Claus is now gender neutral?

    I'm so tired of these snowflakes messing with everything just because it "offends" them. Y'all need to leave stuff alone.

    Santa is a man! A jolly old MAN. Not a woman or gender neutral; I don't care what anyone says.

    • You will get official notification by mail. Please don't take this matter lightly. This is the official change no matter if Gordon Ramsey agrees or not.

    • I have the right to complain and grumble about it the entire time with an English accent... and you'll like it too!

    • He does make some damn tasty scrambled eggs!

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  • Scandalous. This could be the tipping point into mass revolution. Watch out.

    • Some people say I stir the pot... I say.. I am just the spoon!

    • The Sky Is Falling! Let Me Off NOW!

  • Haha... Jesus is next!
    Good God, no wonder our kids are blowing up schools, addicted, and committing suicide at extreme rates... fuck, give em something to believe in.

  • Fuck that. My Santa has a YUUUUUGE sack. #NotMySanta

    • ha ha ha

  • 😂😂 how bored are you?
    Lol Wasn't he always. My sister is now in the process of changing gender (no lie) and when she was little "santa" always got her toy guns/holster and other "boy" toys.

    • I wouldn't say bored.. I would say "inspired" lol

    • If you think you're inspired, take a good look at how annoying a guy I turned out to be! I'm sure people are saying the same stuff to me as what appears in this clip:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgwfvu6k0xs

    • @ToastyTimothy1828 Ha Ha Ha

  • The only "News" I keep hearing regarding this is from people on here asking if he should be a woman now.

    Guess people forgot about the Saint he was referenced as.

    Guess people forgot the current Santa we know was designed by Coca-Cola and intended him to be a guy.

    Guess people forgot about the beard.

    Guess people forgot about him being married to Mrs Claus.

    Guess maybe I got a vagina too. After all, I guess male traits and features and history mean shit.

    • You have a vagina? Dude that takes some serious balls.

    • Unfortunately they keep falling out.

  • Let's examine the facts. There are no women in the north pole. Santa lives alone with only his reindeer and elves. After centuries living like this it's logical that Santas sexual tastes are gong to be unorthodox. Let's just hope it's not the poor reindeer.

    • Mrs clays resents you saying she is an elf or a reindeer! And the female elves are pissed at you for inferring that they are only drag queens!

  • Santa is a person of history and mythology, in the same space as Jesus. This would not be a topic of discussion if it were about Jesus' gender. Santa Claus is known to be Male, that's who he was, that's who he is. People can say whatever they want but it won't be right.

  • It's the silliest thing I can imagine.

  • Bad news. Gender neutral Santa died in a blizzard after his gay reindeer was distracted by a black transgender stripper doing lap dances at a Seattle conference on homelessness. They crashed into a homeless encampment under i90 where they were slaughtered and traded for bath salts.

    • Ha Ha Ha that is so not possible... we are talking about something serious here. "wink"

  • I'd say Mrs. Claus is going to be the one most upset...

    • She is secretly a radical feminist. She is already on board lol.

    • Hahahaha. Or maybe she castrated Santa long ago that's why she this Gender Neutral Movement she Neutered Santa...

    • OMG again... savage

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  • I Wonder why they are Always Just pushing for traditionally Male roles to be gender neutral. Why not an gender neutral mother earth?🤔😅

  • Anyone who actually cares whether Santa has a dique or not is one sick elf.

  • WHO CARES. So what if women wanna be small santas. It doesn't matter. Because in a couple years the kids are gonna find out santa isn't real anyway, so who cares.

  • Too much...

    I wouldn't like to change pronouns in all song lyrics about Santa.

    Imagine a new version of Santa Baby... Only if you enjoy a lesbian scene, m a y b e. . .

    • We will get through this... together!

  • Oh 💩!! Mrs Clause🤶 is coming to town?🤣

    This could be bad.🤔 What if she gets distracted from delivering toys by all the department store sales!😮😕

    • Or worse, she could crash the sleigh!!!

    • Exactly. You know those women drivers.😉

    • 😂😂😂

  • It’s so freaking unnecessary.

  • I have no words...

  • Oh dear..

  • Pretty sure no one actually cares whether a fictional historical character is gender neutral or not. It's called fake outrage lol

    • Look at the comments... they care lol

    • Lots of people care

  • I mean, if it makes people happy there is no harm in it.

    However Santa Claus is based on a real male person.
    In germany there is a female (or gender neutral) alternative to santa claus, called the Christkind (roughly translated to Christianchild).
    Depending on the region its either Santa or the Christkind bringing the gifts.

    I dont think its nescessary to change genders or create gender neutral versions of already existing characters.

    I feel more conflictes about Santa is being so heavily influenced by coca cola than him being a man.

    How do you feel about the news that Santa Claus is now gender neutral?
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