Should prostitution be legalized just for me so I can get laid once in a while?

[Anonymous]

Since I'm a sexless insil; involuntary single, and it's been like this my entire life, then I should be able to pay to interact with the amazing female figure in real life.

I gave it a go in life, but the females aren't interested.

Some people say: "you didn't do xyz, more women for me", well yes, I admit defeat, you're the winner congrats on everything and it must be great.

But I don't want to be that guy who ladies complain about, the creepy guy? I don't want to ask if I can do sex with women, how could I do that to them? As a not top lad, don't I know that only top supreme gentleman get to see them naked and they definitely wouldn't creep up the joint. How is it that everything is a kink except for being the creepy guy.

I'm also in favour of a "girlfriend contract", where I could give them stuff : I don't know a place to live, or nice foods, or gifts, and they could be my girlfriend?

You could sign for multi year deals or short term deals, lots of fine print could be hammered out, but if either is in breach of the contract then there's some kind of penalty like a real contract.

Anyways, I was walking around tonight and I thought, I have to go all the way to Amsterdam if I want get some action. I can't move to Amsterdam, the only Dutch I know is that word for pancakes.

I know it's just for me right, but other dudes they get all loopy when they can't "get any", man, this could help them too.

But hey man, I never asked to come to this earth, I don't actually want to bother anyone, except there's no way for me to leave in a nice easy way.

It's cruel and unusual punishment my brothers and sisters. I wasn't itching to come here, but now I'm here there's no rocket to the big man upstairs, and there's no love rocket to speak of.

I know my lawless anarchist will support me? Hey man, free market good for everyone, let's get this unregulated pathway to my heart going y'all.

Remember, it's just for me ok. No big deal.

Please, with cherry on top. Or anyone ontop.

[AwesomeCookie]

@newblinds it already exist it's called a sugar baby and from what I hear they're not cheap to keep 👍

[Asker]

Ok true, I will pursue contract negotiations with one of them. I think relationship contracts is the way of the future as marriage contracts are always divorcing and not renegotiable. like how they sign people in sports, it would be amazing.

[Anonymous]

Maybe yes

[Anonymous]

I have nothing against it

[codycccccccccc]

Only if taxed around 40%

[GOOSEBOY78]

if its legal for you, its legal for everybody else. prostitution is also legal in australia and NZ.

you probally come off as creepy due to your "winning" (or is it whining) personality. you need to work on that. that isn't the females fault.

your depressing me and i dont even know you. enough with the listening to coldplay woe is me crap. it isn't working for you is it?

[Asker]

Well no, I wanted a hall pass for myself, not everyone else. I'm in UK so, that's pretty far. I didn't blame any females for this my friend, didn't blame anyone I don't think. And I don't whine to females about it, I gave this a legitimate shot. I don't think I need to work on the personality, I think my solutions are pretty good. I don't listen to Coldplay or woe is me stuff like some kinda emo dude. I have one or two Coldplay songs that come up on Spotify sometimes, but I think I mostly have electronic music and rap type music on there.

[GOOSEBOY78]

quote the eminem: nobody listens to techno. who wants to listen to somebodys computer live? no such thing a as a hall pass where you live matey. and amsterdam is a cross country roadtrip for you pretty far way to go to get laid dude. honestly you need more local girls to practice on. start with small talk. you only get better at talking to the with practice. not every girl wants a homebody.

[Asker]

Ya, I like Eminem, I recognize that line. I only liked Marshall Mathers LP, slim shady LP, and Eminem show. And I liked the 8mile film, but everything since then I don't like. I don't know, there's people who listen to electronic, in EU they seem to have festivals for it. But I do have some music with guitars and drums and signers as well that I didn't mention. Ya, I just wanted to make up a hall pass, and ya Amsterdam is far and I think I should move there to get some action, but it will be annoying to learn the language. True, most girls do not like me, so I prefer to have an honest transaction of paying for the woman because I tried to talk to them and stuff already but I understand your position.