I've had sex with girls and I'm not a 10/10, I don't have abs or a 9 inch dick. How did this happen?

I mean, from everything that I read on here this should be impossible. Did I use voodoo? 🤔
Must have been voodoo
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They must have been hookers
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Your mom doesn't count
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Maybe GaG propaganda is wrong
Vote D
You must be rich
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You drugged them
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Some other shit
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Most Helpful Girls

  • They were probably trans so they had lower standards.
    No real woman would touch you.

    • Lmao 🤣

    • I wonder who downvoted me...

    • I must have some people who don't hate me 😐

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  • Man. I came back on this website and this is the first thing I see? 😭😭

    • Lmao 🤣 I aim to please

    • 10/10 not let down

Most Helpful Guys

  • Even a blind squirrel can find a nut once in a while.

    • Good point 🤔

  • Well, you're lying, you're a robot.

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  • You’re lying - blue anons can’t do this so it’s not possible 😂😂😂😋

  • It’s cause you you robot penis

  • Girls... in plural. Your mom and your grandma?

    • Lmao, yeah 😶

  • Most people will have sex with another person at some point in their lives.

  • I often wonder how ugly people reproduce. I mean the world is over populated with ugly guys who have beer bellies, low paid jobs and 5 inch penises so they must be having sex right?

    • True dat! I'm none of those things, thank goodness! 😐

    • That's an interesting point. You're kinda ugly looking purple poppy. Are you going to reproduce?

    • Wait I just remembered that you still live with your parents.

  • Oh that's easy. You paid for them. ;D

    I'm kidding and completely agree with you. I know it's harder for men to get dates than women but I feel like men make it harder on themselves.

  • Dude... some girls, like a lot of girls don’t look at the external factors. Sometimes they just like a guy or they are horny

  • Probably hoodoo 😊 (voodoo done Appalachian style). U must be quite the hoodoo papa...

  • You obviously have all that other stuff that they want. Or claim to want? Just magic..

  • It didn't happen, you're lying.

    • I'm sorry for lying 😞

    • I forgive you.

    • Thank you 🙏

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  • Just goes to prove good looks & a big dick don't mean sheit. Are you sure your not really really rich?

  • Perhaps the way you carry yourself? Are you confident? Funny? Etc. Lol

  • Some other shit!

    Donuts! Mega donuts! 😂😂😊😊

  • I'm short, fat, bald, and also have a small peinis, but my biggest insecurity of all is my freakish-like 7 inch tongue! I work as an auctioneer, and there's always a few hot girls sitting in the front row that hand me their phone numbers. For the life of me, I don't know what they see in me..

    • Smoooth talkers do quite well! LOL Especially the fast talkers. :)

    • @DenverOmelette Flight of the bumble bee? LOL

  • 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 that's impossible you are lying.