What crazy stuff have you put in your kitty?

I've seen some pretty stranger choices from broom handles to ping-pong balls. What's your oddest choice?

Guys, what have you seen or assisted in stuffing in there outside of the usual suspects.
What crazy stuff have you put in your kitty?
What crazy stuff have you put in your kitty?
Why, that's unseemly, I'd never do that!
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What crazy stuff have you put in your kitty?
I put weird things in there all day!
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What crazy stuff have you put in your kitty?
Pen15 club.
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Hmm I have a beer in the fridge right now. What an incredible idea.
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Most Helpful Guys

  • One day my girlfriend was watching TV on the coach, so I knelt down and took her shorts and panties off. I licked her pussy until it was good and wet. Then I inserted the neck of my longneck Budweiser. I didn't push, but I just held it firmly in place while I licked her clit. I didn't want her to be mad at me for pushing the whole bottle in, so I just held it firmly while she squirmed.
    She just kept watching TV and squirming like crazy. Pretty soon she started shaking in orgasm. During her orgasm she looked down and noticed that about 3/4 of the bottle was inside of her.
    Afterwards she told me she was shocked that her pussy could take the full girth of that bottle. She also said it was one of the most powerful orgasms he'd ever had. lol
    Ladies do love girth.

    • Was the bottle empty? lol

    • God I hope so.

    • @MaryBerryPie It was 3/4 empty. LOL

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  • I routinely put dog food in my kitty.

    What crazy stuff have you put in your kitty?
    • Splendid jape good sir

Most Helpful Girls

  • I've shoved a pen in there before. I don't like it tho.

    • LoL pen15 club indeed

  • That sounds unsanitary. I dont use toys nor objects

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • The strangest one was the anime figure...

  • Cucumber, hairbrush handle, Popsicle (on a dare)

    • LoL sounds cold

    • Cucumber would be hot to watch though

    • Took forever to cum

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  • HairBrush.

    • Its like the go too right when there's nothing else

    • I guess so. But I did it one time

    • Girls always go for the hair brush 🤷‍♂️

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  • Some of them prefer donkey-dicks. They're the ones running around wanting to know about dick-size. Fukkin clueless.

  • Just dicks and a dildo

    • Shockingly vanilla from a bad girl

    • I wouldn’t consider myself a bad girl

  • Load it with clothes except underwear. That way maybe you will meet someone sexy who will either be turned on, or buy you underwear, either way, you get to show off your penis and balls.

  • i will be honest... i have never done this before as to im new never even experienced sexted as i was told that it existed but tbh.. belive its real

    • Or it's real, some women put odd things in there.

    • by the way i ment not real lol... yeh i read some of the comments and some were a bit funny tbh lol

  • I have heard of women putting crayons in their vaginas.

  • Cucumber

  • i had a girl friend that came out to my shop, pulled up her skirt and slide a hammer handle right up inside here... its still my favorite hammer

    • Lol nice

  • I don't put 'crazy things' in mine. Just big black cocks

    • Not big white ones?

    • I downvoted you for fetishizing black people

    • It's a bit odd

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  • Girlfriend put my phone inside of her because she was saying I wasn't paying enough attention to her that day. Well I got the hint.

    • LoL that's pretty fucked

    • It was. But it certainly got my attention.

    • My partner is calling that bullshit.

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