If we could rename the term "blowjob", what name would you choose to call it?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

"You want a what did you call it again"?

@TCredo reminded me of my
Question: Where did the term blowjob come from? Shouldn't it be called suck job?
So I decided to do a follow up😁

"I'm supposed to blow it or suck it"?

Just trying to keep GaG fun and interesting. A post to take a break from the hate and bashing on here.
Fun and laughter much better, puts you in a better "mood"😊

[BonnieM]

Call it a gager. Since that's usually what men want to hear when you're doing it. Most men (not all, so don't post saying I don't guys) love to hear a girl gag when she got their dick down her throat.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Ha ha good one😁

[Romeo0071234]

Good one. I love to hear that sound when I'm fucking her mouth.

[Agape93]

Tongue flogging

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lmao that sounds like a BDSM porno title😂😂🤣🤣

[Agape93]

Introducing, mark pellegrino in: “Spartacus vs Agripina the Tongue flogger”

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂lmffao that's funny shit

[Agape93]

Why thank you ;)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

No... thank you lol

[bklynbadboy1]

The slurp in suck!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol slurp N suck... get yours, you'll find it next to the slip N slide😂😂

[bklynbadboy1]

Yes I want one hell I want a few lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Trying to get frequent shopper points? But can you afford "the shipping and handling"😂😂

[bklynbadboy1]

Yes and they deal with the handling

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂

[bklynbadboy1]

Thanks for the MHO

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

You're welcome😊I'm not having a Sip N slurp😂 but am having a drink lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Ooh suck N slurp my bad lol

[Anonymous]

Lollicumblow

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

❤❤ding ding (no pun intended) think we got a winner😁🤣😅😂

[laurieluvsit]

Well I was going to try and be funny and say... How about "Fellatio", but that failed the 'funny' test so how about...

"Nirvana For Men"?

Anyway just a thought since that is what 'they seem to think it is' :)

I think if it's just tasteful "Art" it's OK isn't it? ... wait! did I say "tasteful"? lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂and she "does it" again.. Sorry, bad to pick myself up off the floor before I could respond😂😂

[laurieluvsit]

... lol!

[laurieluvsit]

I just love your questions... they are so thought provoking! ... depending on where your mind is at the time... lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Thanks lol guess we know where mine be at. Was just out shoveling and found mine laying "in the gutter 😂😂"

[laurieluvsit]

That's ok, pick it up and its' in the clouds... lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol is that another blonde joke😂😂

[laurieluvsit]

You have to stop, I'm needing to get ready for work and you are making me laugh too hard... lol A blonde and her boyfriend are going through they're daily routine in the bathroom when there's a knock at the door. The boyfriend who is in the shower tells the blonde to go answer the door. The blonde puts on a towel and goes to the door. A man is standing there, and says "Hey hun, do me a favor." "What?" asks the blonde. "Drop the towel and I'll give you $500!." replied the man. The blonde drops her towel and jiggles her tits for the man at the door. "Thanks, a ton hun, I'll catch you later" says the man and he hands her the $500. The blonde walks back smiling to her boyfriend who had just got out of the shower. As he steps out, he says "Hey hun? I just thought I'd let you know my friend from work, John, will be stopping by to pay me back that $500 he owes me!"

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lmao🤣😂😂

[AustinMan]

The name blow job is from the appearance. Cock sucking appeals to me.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Cock-a-do 😂😂

[AustinMan]

That works!! ROTFLMAO!!

[thewiggles]

YES cockadoo. Coin that!

[chrissykerdock]

cocksucking? I love to be called a cocksucker

[TonyMetal_1986]

Can you dig it sucka? 😂

[kymberz]

ok - well now you got me started with your "sucksational" business - how about a
"Suck-cessful Mission" because it's a guaranteed way to ensure success - am i wrong? bahahhahh!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

❣great one lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂

[kymberz]

hey you started it Miss! and like a blind fool i just follow you around getting myself into all kinds of strange - bahahahah!

[Lliam]

Suck up is already taken.
Snog job?
Facefuck?
Knob job?
Sausage slurp?
Splooge gobble?
Meat eat?

[cheapshotbob]

i would call it a 3rd shift job seeing how it takes so long to be sucked off if thats what your going for lol

[Moonchild714]

Protein Shake time

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Ha ha ha knew it. Lol wait till babies born and then you can go on all protein diet😊sitting here in hospital gown, no bra on boobies in my lap lol

[Moonchild714]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[bubbles328]

Suck job seems far more logical

[TonyMetal_1986]

Since it's a job, did you fill the application before hiring you? 🤣

[Peanut127]

Cum drink (pun intended lol)

[TonyMetal_1986]

I heard that this drink have too much benefits for a woman's body 😜

[Peanut127]

Not mine haha

[TonyMetal_1986]

Maybe yours has it's date expired 😂

[ZackBan]

Throat-poke

[Mr7digits]

Sloppy Hummer?
Tonsil wrestling?
Mouth-Pussy Sex?
Throat Rape?

[Internarchitect]

FaceTime with Mr. Happy.

[Jjpayne]

Milking the bottle :)

[SydneySentinel]

The guys on the radio show that I listen to call it a "mouth hug."

[TonyMetal_1986]

😂😂😂

[WhiteShoulder]

Suckjob works

[Forestfox]

Maybe mouth-offs?

[WhiteShoulder]

@Forestfox nice!!!

[WhiteShoulder]

I mouthed off to him (or her) last night and they got off in my mouth...

[Forestfox]

Sounds hot :) was it a he or a she?

[WhiteShoulder]

@Forestfox he :-)

[Forestfox]

Was he a good boy for you? :)

[WhiteShoulder]

@Forestfox god yes!!!

[Forestfox]

Lol did he let you drive him crazy? Haha 😜

[WhiteShoulder]

@Forestfox yessssss… @agape93 thinking about this isn't helping lol

[Agape93]

Lol you sure? Tongue flogging could be right for you :)

[cicchis0]

It was always called a "head job" here in Western Australia until the American term "blow job" became popular. There are plenty of alternative names, some better than others. "Gobby" is one of the ones I like least. "Smoking the pink cigar" is a pretty entertaining one.

[Dargil]

If we could rename the term "blowjob", what name would you choose to call it?
The word "Pussy" is derived from the French word "poche"... Pocket.
Upscale socialites once called it a "passat", German for the warm, Southern trade winds. A warm wind. Like "pussy" it is a soft, non-vulgar word.

Question: Where did the term blowjob come from? Shouldn't it be called suck job?
*From the Victorian era. The expression evolved.
Below Job.
B'low Job.
Blow Job.

[FLguitarist]

Well whadda know.

[Dargil]

@FLguitarist Noticing your screen name. Greta Van Fleet. Yeah. Ya hear a little Zep, ACDC, Rush, Van Halen and even Neil Young&Crazy Horse. So Yea or Nay?

[FLguitarist]

@Dargil I got to see rush in Tampa FL for their R40 tour and Greta Van Fleet was better live at Rockville than on the radio! All of its good

[Dargil]

@FLguitarist
I have listened to this 26 minute live jam session a dozen times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXUqYFf4RfQ
It gives me hope that real Rock is still alive. I just hope the hell that don't get derailed by drugs. A literal garage band that's touring the world.

[BagoH]

Vaccumjob? 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Hoover or Bissel... "she sucks it clean"😂😂

[GabrielsMinds]

A triumphant.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I would think rename it " Suck-job " ? Oral Milking of the Canon?