Dick Cheese-share horror stories in sex! Or guys, do you not know when the dick is cheesey?

Question

Ok so I just remembered this. I had been talking to a guy for a month and we went out on two dates. So the end of the third date came and it was raining hard so we were chilling in his car and making out and I go to suck his dick and it's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. I don't know if he has a lot of precum naturally or what but it was just so wet. Like globas of sticky wetness. And I'm like whatever and I go to suck. It's in my mouth for a second before I take it out and look at it and behold: DICK CHEESE! I am disgusted. So I tell him I'm not comfortable sucking dick or having sex in a car (just not with him) and we go back to making out but I'm not into it. Never saw him again

Answer 1

Anonymous

While I got circumcised as an adult, from like mid teens on, I was really careful to not have any. Wasn't even a matter of 'getting rid of it', more if you're on top of hygiene it doesn't develop.

But I hear not everyone is that on top of it.

Answer 2

mk200195 | 179 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 6

It is called smegma, and is is a combination of dead skin cells, naturally occuring skin oils, sweat, urine, and bacteria. It should be washed off 'daily' in the shower.

Answer 3

Raunch | 76 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 4

Sooo... Funny but true story... Back in the day of Craigslist being my #1 wing man, I met this very cute guy online and chatted back and forth for a few weeks. Then came the time to "play" Persay.

I didn't think I could ever regret sucking a dick, but Christ almighty he almost turned every queer cell in my body straight.

We met at the park in the middle of the night, I got on my knees, removed his pants and underwear, and without thinking... I regrettably went straight down on that dick... It tasted like rotting salmon. Like, holy hell. So I instantly stopped and told him I'd give him a hand job and that my "filling" felt loose in my mouth as an excuse. He came quick, but not as quickly as I downed the mini bottle of Listerine I purchased 5 minutes later at my 711.

The clerk accused me of trying to get drunk, so I abruptly shut her down infront of the local bar goers with "sweet cheeks, if you just has the fishy cock in your mouth that I just had, you'd be willing to drink bleach" she shut up and turned 10 shades of red.

Never saw him again...

Life hack #728 - Sniff before you lick.

Answer 4

lindacalloway847

Xper 2

Guys, there’s something to be said for making sure you are healthy and happy down there. It’s impossible to be perfect, body wise, but you can maintain a great level of hygiene and cleanliness for your partners. My recommendation? A penis health crème.

Answer 5

MrKinktastic | 2.9K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

I shower daily so cheese hasn’t been an issue unless I’m camping away from water, even then a splash from the water bottle or a wet wipe sorts it out.

Answer 6

IlyaTheImpaler | 814 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

"And I'm like whatever and I go to suck"
If he's gross then you're gross too 😂 considering it's already in your mouth

Answer 7

Browneye57 | 7.7K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

How 'bout the dead tampon stuck up in there?
Or 'clitty-litter'? You know, left over TP?

Goes both ways honey.

Answer 8

parjacpar

Xper 3

Dick is cheesey when the smeg hasn't been cleaned up after few days

Smeg is dried cum around head of penis which is why it's called smeg head

Answer 9

Riddler1412 | 1.4K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

It's not pre cum. Well, maybe it is, but it's not just that. It's bad hygiene. I'm uncut, and I keep it clean.

Answer 10

boggboss | 5.9K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

This guy must be fucking filth I am uncut and never had this issue simply have a fucking shower keeps you clean

Answer 11

Einsteinagogo

Xper 1

Well if it's washed everyday you not get dick cheese but that's like saying if women wipe themselves correctly they wouldn't get thrust

Answer 12

LaMiSch

Xper 3

That has absolutely nothing to do with whether you are circumcised or not, rarely read such nonsense. That only has to do with poor hygiene! Disgusting.

Answer 13

Steve37

Yoda

I actually wash my dick so I've never had that problem.

Answer 14

CharlieDMX | 1.3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 7

Not an excuse. You gotta have your peen clean, as the rest of your body. For health reasons

Answer 15

LiamSawyer | 3.1K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

Only uncircumcised guys have the problem you described.

Answer 16

Anonymous

Generally men wash their penis and foreskin and hence don't have dick cheese.
by the way do women wash their genital lips/folds to keep it clean and hygienic?

Purplekite77

1 y
Yep we do. Well most of us anyways but cleaning a vagina has a lot of steps so some girls do it wrong if they don't know the proper way
Opinion Owner

1 y
Cleaning vagina has lots of stpes , as in?
Am just curious..
Purplekite77

1 y
Well you have to use a mild soap and it should be scentless because the skin down there is sensitive. You have to was it gently and not too rough and if you want to go the full way then there's a step of mixing a cap full of vinegar into lukewarm water and using that to wash down there
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Opinion Owner

1 y
On a daily basis do women (in general) wash their vagina thoroughly, all lips and folds and even some inner part as well by spreading itm
Purplekite77

1 y
In general yeah while showering. But once again I don't think most women do it correctly with a mild soap
Opinion Owner

1 y
Is it really hard for a woman to wash and keep her vagina clean and hygienic if she has a natural bush around it?
Purplekite77

1 y
Sometimes yeah. You have to was the hair too
Opinion Owner

1 y
For us men the hair doesn't cause any hygiene issues I suppose since it's around the balls and penis but doesn't cover any opening as it does for women
Purplekite77

1 y
Yeah cause that skin is sensitive so it can get inflamed or have a bad ph balance if not cleaned properly or cleaned incorrectly
Opinion Owner

1 y
As a male i feel having bush around penis makes it easier for us to soap and create lather easily!

Answer 17

Purplekite77

Yep we do. Well most of us anyways but cleaning a vagina has a lot of steps so some girls do it wrong if they don't know the proper way

Answer 18

Opinion Owner

Cleaning vagina has lots of stpes , as in?
Am just curious..

Answer 19

Purplekite77

Well you have to use a mild soap and it should be scentless because the skin down there is sensitive. You have to was it gently and not too rough and if you want to go the full way then there's a step of mixing a cap full of vinegar into lukewarm water and using that to wash down there

Answer 20

Opinion Owner

On a daily basis do women (in general) wash their vagina thoroughly, all lips and folds and even some inner part as well by spreading itm

Answer 21

Purplekite77

In general yeah while showering. But once again I don't think most women do it correctly with a mild soap

Answer 22

Opinion Owner

Is it really hard for a woman to wash and keep her vagina clean and hygienic if she has a natural bush around it?

Answer 23

Purplekite77

Sometimes yeah. You have to was the hair too

Answer 24

Opinion Owner

For us men the hair doesn't cause any hygiene issues I suppose since it's around the balls and penis but doesn't cover any opening as it does for women

Answer 25

Purplekite77

Yeah cause that skin is sensitive so it can get inflamed or have a bad ph balance if not cleaned properly or cleaned incorrectly

Answer 26

Opinion Owner

As a male i feel having bush around penis makes it easier for us to soap and create lather easily!

Answer 27

frostwalrus | 158 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 5

Wow, that's horrible. You have my pity.

Answer 28

FLguitarist | 78 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 4

Umm no... smegma is gross... Yuck

Answer 29

Anonymous

Never had dick cheese being circumcised.

Answer 30

Dargil | 30.1K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

I am circumcised, so it never is.

Answer 31

Anonymous

I assume the guy was uncut?

Purplekite77

1 y
Yeah but that wasn't the first uncut guy I've been with
Opinion Owner

1 y
Why don’t they just circumcise all boys? >no more dick cheese!
Purplekite77

1 y
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Opinion Owner

1 y
Haha, yeah, would be the easiest solution to that problem. lol
boggboss

1 y
Simply having a wash sorts this issue