Do you think your getting anal for Valentine’s Day?

[wittymilf]

My husband has a ridiculous notion that’s he is 😂😂😂 ... B🙄🤷‍♀️s

[ZackBan]

Can you blame him. He has to see you everyday with your back turned to him. He must be contemplating what he would do once he is allowed access to the forbiden city. And Valentine's day is his perfect excuse for a little excavation trip.

[ChiTown33]

You could compromise and get him some chocolates made in the mold of your B- hole. I'm not kidding there's a company that does that. 🤣

[wittymilf]

This is entrepreneurial

[meesegoMoo]

"Chocolates"? Sounds like a potential disaster.

[ChiTown33]

@meesegoMoo 🤣🤣🤣

[AustinMan]

Do you do anal at all?

[wittymilf]

Not me persay, but tequila does

[AustinMan]

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[wittymilf]

I’m not going to look at that. Not for me thanks. Do you have any tequila?

[Slate69]

Yes I do 3 bottles.

[wittymilf]

That oughta get us to the anal Phase

[Slate69]

Yes and then some.

[WhiteSteve]

Lmao, not really my thing. Only my 3rd favorite orifice😝

[wittymilf]

Go you white Steve

[spartan55]

Shit, that's called every Tuesday night.

[Apple1996]

I wish I was 😥

[andy530]

Make it happen girl!

[Apple1996]

@andy530 with who? My hubby is like a million miles away right now. If he was here then yeah I'd definitely be having anal

[andy530]

Have a video anal with your husband two phones and a toy can be very fun

[Apple1996]

@andy530 he doesn't have a phone lol

[andy530]

Hmm 🤔 we’ll that sucks. Anal masturbation then?

[normalice]

I think I would actually refuse anal on Valentine's day, lest the girl I'm with get the idea that anal is a Valentine's-Day-Only thing.

[meesegoMoo]

just remind her it's actually a friday-only thing

[Stoner710]

I don’t have a girlfriend right now so porn hub is my best option Mainly henti or blondes

[0112358]

So you’re getting tequila for valentines?

[lovetotasteyou]

Aw hell, you might as well go a head and use that lil’ turd cutter to milk every last drop of baby gravy out of him.

[holidaze]

He can! Get your strapon kit out! 😜

[chriscdi]

i was thinking of watching lesbos but now ill see

[Browneye57]

Only if YOU like it. Answered elsewhere, in detail.

[Skadouchebag]

Being married to you should be a Valentine's present in and of itself.

[loveslongnails]

You're sooooooooo sexually frustrated. :) I understand.

[wittymilf]

I’ll have you know I got a very satisfying v day sex sess:) and didn’t need to put my ass on the lube.

[wittymilf]

Line 🙄 not lube... 🤔 but clearly auto correct has had anal if it knows you need lube in the slot. 😂😂

[loveslongnails]

Glad to hear about your session. When was the previous one? Last V day? :-D ! :)

[NorthwestRider]

I am sure that my fiancée will fuck me with her strapon hehe

[Adrian2306]

🤮..

[NorthwestRider]

@Adrian2306 Are you a closed minded prude lol

[Adrian2306]

this explains a lot

[wittymilf]

I’m with Adrian on this... no butt intrusions

[NorthwestRider]

You people are closed minded lol

[wittymilf]

And we still have tight butt holes too... we are just a little.. what’s the word 🤔 oh ANal 😊

[NorthwestRider]

Nothing is hotter than a dominant woman

[wittymilf]

I can be dominant without violating your butt hole.

[NorthwestRider]

My fiancée also loves handcuffing me and tying me up

[lucas262]

I would expect it as a part of our physical relationship not as a reward she hands to me.

[honestGUY45]

No, I don't think I'm getting that today. Or any day.

[bangyourhead]

I think he’s being reasonable.

[wittymilf]

So does he 😂😂

[bangyourhead]

So clearly he’s a man of high intelligence. I say you go for it.

[dthomas89]

Even if I had an s. o. I would never do anal, EXIT ONLY

So no, I don't

[meesegoMoo]

Finally! It's so weird how many people these days want to go into the pooper. In my generation it's something most dudes want. I blame the higher porn consumption we have.

[andrermm]

Well your name is not wrong.

Maybe he just wants you to know he wants it

[jason0559]

Having a girl frnd on Valentine's day is a big thing
But thinking about this shows
How naarow minded thinking
People exist in life

[meesegoMoo]

How so?

[jason0559]

Bcoz love is everything sex is just a physical need Wether u get it from front side or back side it doesn't matter I don't like concept of valentine Love ur loved ones daily instead of celebrating on a particular day

[meesegoMoo]

That's a nice enough thought.