What Movie Title Best Describes Your Current Sex Situation/Sex Life?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Mine would be:

Can't have sex when always home alone 🙁

[Jjpayne]

40 year old virgin 😂

[Jjpayne]

Enter the void through... That's pretty good 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lmao 😂😂

[Jjpayne]

Thank you! :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Welcome but you're really not 40😂😂

[Jjpayne]

I'm getting there lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

In four years lol

[Anonymous]

Handcock.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 Lmao

[Dargil]

Clever.

[Opinion Owner]

So true it hurts.

[kymberz]

i'm not so great with movies but poems? "the wasteland" t. s. eliot! songs? "in between days" the cure and REM "sidewinder" ! books? "oh the places you'll go" dr. seuss! and if you forced a painting well of course Mona Lisa! but you are talking movies so i would have to say "the cinderella story" starring drew barrymore and "bring it on" kirsten dunst (who also starred in marie antoinette by sophia (wisdom) coppola!

[JackSmy]

Definitely, Maybe

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🙂 good answer

[dany018]

Seinfeld :)

[arabgoddess]

'Dawn of the dead'

Lolololololol this is a fun post

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol fun post not fun sex life 🙁😂😂

[arabgoddess]

Yep it is what it is right

[Dargil]

As good as it gets.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol good one 👍🙂

[Shiver]

Fast and Furious

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂 Lmao

[TCredo]

You made me laugh Toots :) Hopefully your follow-up to this isn't "Home Alone 2" lol
For me... come on now... you should know... it's...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I already had yours picked out... And yup that was it 😂😂😂

[MackToday]

I'm sure you've heard of cryptids, Big Foot, the Goat Man, Dog Men, the Loveland Frog, The Nameless Terror. People meet these odd creatures usually at night along a lonely highway or in the woods. Strange and terrifying creatures from some other world that you fear into your old age. But consider this. Not every lonely traveler from another dimension has a goats head or is covered with hair or dripping slime. It could just as easily be tall and handsome with the most haunting and beautiful blue eyes you've ever seen.

[On_cloud_wine]

If I watch these movies, will I understand you better?

[MackToday]

@On_cloud_wine They're not movies, they're alleged actual encounters. If you want a move that will help you figure me out go watch Welcome Home Roxy Carmichael.

[BobbyC65]

Can't have sex when always home alone. :(

[ThatGuy133]

A series of unfortunate events

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol good one 🙂

[loveslongnails]

"Risky Business" - and " Everything You Know Is Wrong"

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Risky business hmm🤔😂😂

[Dragan]

A married man who has sex every day.

[Trooper205]

Mine's Home Alone as well!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

No fair I had mine first lol you can be Home Alone 2😂😂

[Trooper205]

That's Fair!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍👍🙂 although the first movie was better lol 😂

[Trooper205]

I agree. Number 3 was pretty poorly made, in my opinion.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Well anyone else say home alone, they home alone 3 lmao

[Trooper205]

Agreed!

[howlinsilently]

Hang on, masturbation is sex isn't it? And i don't see anyone going out for bate? Mauybe i don't look hard enough, maybe i should stalk people leaving houses to see what they do do and when they do do theyre dont, dont

[ding187]

The 1st matrix

[COMMODOREII]

Looks like we watching the same movie. 😞

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Ha ha you would be the one. I said home alone @Trooper205 said same, but we agreed he Home Alone 2, and if anyone else said, they'd be Home Alone 3😂 You know that was the worst of the 3 right 😂😂😂 Lmao

[COMMODOREII]

Yeah it was.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Well you home alone 3😃😂

[Shamalien]

Really trippy movie

[BoxySama]

Hahahaha
💔💔💔💔

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

So what's yours?

[BoxySama]

HmmmnM, is three 1 that has a sex God that get crippled and then doesn't get laid

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Oh that's not good

[BoxySama]

The Lord is punishing me, okay, when I shine, I shine bright 😎✌🏼

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol shine bright like a diamond lol

[BoxySama]

Buried treasure

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol😂😂

[Lionboy79]

Depends on the day... Can I mention adult videos too? ;)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol don't see why not 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Lionboy79]

Well, can't remember then titel... but it's both like Teeanage Girls Getting Naughty and Spanked by Mistress ;) OR Home Alone, depending on the day of the week. m

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Porn is one thing... Teen porn is wrong!!!

[Lionboy79]

Sorry, America is different: In Europe adult industry, Teen Porn meens when the actors are looking just extremely young. At least they are 18 years of age, most even older - everything else is illigal here.. agree?

[Lionboy79]

Also the actresses pretend and act like it's all new to them.

[Dr_Latex_McPeggin]

Toy Story...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol good one 👍😂