What Movie Title Best Describes Your Current Sex Situation/Sex Life?

Question

Mine would be:

Cant have sex when always home alone 🙁 — Can't have sex when always home alone 🙁

Answer 1

Jjpayne | 4.1K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

40 year old virgin 😂

Jjpayne

1 y
Enter the void through... That's pretty good 😂
Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Lmao 😂😂
Jjpayne

1 y
Thank you! :)
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Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Welcome but you're really not 40😂😂
Jjpayne

1 y
I'm getting there lol
Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
In four years lol

Answer 2

Jjpayne

Enter the void through... That's pretty good 😂

Answer 3

Brainsbeforebeauty

Lmao 😂😂

Answer 4

Jjpayne

Thank you! :)

Answer 5

Brainsbeforebeauty

Welcome but you're really not 40😂😂

Answer 6

Jjpayne

I'm getting there lol

Answer 7

Brainsbeforebeauty

In four years lol

Answer 8

Anonymous

Handcock.

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
😂😂😂 Lmao
Dargil

1 y
Clever.
Opinion Owner

1 y
So true it hurts.

Answer 9

Brainsbeforebeauty

😂😂😂 Lmao

Answer 10

Dargil

Clever.

Answer 11

Opinion Owner

So true it hurts.

Answer 12

MackToday | 1.6K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

I'm sure you've heard of cryptids, Big Foot, the Goat Man, Dog Men, the Loveland Frog, The Nameless Terror. People meet these odd creatures usually at night along a lonely highway or in the woods. Strange and terrifying creatures from some other world that you fear into your old age. But consider this. Not every lonely traveler from another dimension has a goats head or is covered with hair or dripping slime. It could just as easily be tall and handsome with the most haunting and beautiful blue eyes you've ever seen.

On_cloud_wine

1 y
If I watch these movies, will I understand you better?
MackToday

1 y
@On_cloud_wine They're not movies, they're alleged actual encounters. If you want a move that will help you figure me out go watch Welcome Home Roxy Carmichael.

Answer 13

On_cloud_wine

If I watch these movies, will I understand you better?

Answer 14

MackToday

@On_cloud_wine They're not movies, they're alleged actual encounters. If you want a move that will help you figure me out go watch Welcome Home Roxy Carmichael.

Answer 15

kymberz | 100 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 6

i'm not so great with movies but poems? "the wasteland" t. s. eliot! songs? "in between days" the cure and REM "sidewinder" ! books? "oh the places you'll go" dr. seuss! and if you forced a painting well of course Mona Lisa! but you are talking movies so i would have to say "the cinderella story" starring drew barrymore and "bring it on" kirsten dunst (who also starred in marie antoinette by sophia (wisdom) coppola!

Answer 16

TCredo | 1.8K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Explorer

You made me laugh Toots :) Hopefully your follow-up to this isn't "Home Alone 2" lol
For me... come on now... you should know... it's...

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
I already had yours picked out... And yup that was it 😂😂😂

Answer 17

Brainsbeforebeauty

I already had yours picked out... And yup that was it 😂😂😂

Answer 18

Dargil | 30.2K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

As good as it gets.

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Lol good one 👍🙂

Answer 19

Brainsbeforebeauty

Lol good one 👍🙂

Answer 20

Shiver | 1.4K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

Fast and Furious

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
😂😂 Lmao

Answer 21

Brainsbeforebeauty

😂😂 Lmao

Answer 22

arabgoddess

Yoda

'Dawn of the dead'

Lolololololol this is a fun post

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Lol fun post not fun sex life 🙁😂😂
arabgoddess

1 y
Yep it is what it is right

Answer 23

Brainsbeforebeauty

Lol fun post not fun sex life 🙁😂😂

Answer 24

arabgoddess

Yep it is what it is right

Answer 25

howlinsilently

Xper 4

Hang on, masturbation is sex isn't it? And i don't see anyone going out for bate? Mauybe i don't look hard enough, maybe i should stalk people leaving houses to see what they do do and when they do do theyre dont, dont

Answer 26

loveslongnails | 3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

"Risky Business" - and " Everything You Know Is Wrong"

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Risky business hmm🤔😂😂

Answer 27

Brainsbeforebeauty

Risky business hmm🤔😂😂

Answer 28

hamadazopry | 581 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 6

Cast away, I believe you know who's Wilson 😊

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Lol good one 😂

Answer 29

Brainsbeforebeauty

Lol good one 😂

Answer 30

sweet87 | 65 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 5

Sometimes it from dusk till dawn, other times its 28 weeks later

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Started out good lol but 28 weeks later lol 😂

Answer 31

Brainsbeforebeauty

Started out good lol but 28 weeks later lol 😂

Answer 32

Lionboy79

Xper 3

Depends on the day... Can I mention adult videos too? ;)

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Lol don't see why not 🤷🏼‍♀️
Lionboy79

1 y
Well, can't remember then titel... but it's both like Teeanage Girls Getting Naughty and Spanked by Mistress ;) OR Home Alone, depending on the day of the week. m
Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Porn is one thing... Teen porn is wrong!!!
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Lionboy79

1 y
Sorry, America is different: In Europe adult industry, Teen Porn meens when the actors are looking just extremely young. At least they are 18 years of age, most even older - everything else is illigal here.. agree?
Lionboy79

1 y
Also the actresses pretend and act like it's all new to them.

Answer 33

Brainsbeforebeauty

Lol don't see why not 🤷🏼‍♀️

Answer 34

Lionboy79

Well, can't remember then titel... but it's both like Teeanage Girls Getting Naughty and Spanked by Mistress ;) OR Home Alone, depending on the day of the week. m

Answer 35

Brainsbeforebeauty

Porn is one thing... Teen porn is wrong!!!

Answer 36

Lionboy79

Sorry, America is different: In Europe adult industry, Teen Porn meens when the actors are looking just extremely young. At least they are 18 years of age, most even older - everything else is illigal here.. agree?

Answer 37

Lionboy79

Also the actresses pretend and act like it's all new to them.

Answer 38

ThatGuy133

Explorer

A series of unfortunate events

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Lol good one 🙂

Answer 39

Brainsbeforebeauty

Lol good one 🙂

Answer 40

COMMODOREII | 14.3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

Looks like we watching the same movie. 😞

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Ha ha you would be the one. I said home alone @Trooper205 said same, but we agreed he Home Alone 2, and if anyone else said, they'd be Home Alone 3😂 You know that was the worst of the 3 right 😂😂😂 Lmao
COMMODOREII

1 y
Yeah it was.
Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Well you home alone 3😃😂

Answer 41

Brainsbeforebeauty

Ha ha you would be the one. I said home alone @Trooper205 said same, but we agreed he Home Alone 2, and if anyone else said, they'd be Home Alone 3😂 You know that was the worst of the 3 right 😂😂😂 Lmao

Answer 42

COMMODOREII

Yeah it was.

Answer 43

Brainsbeforebeauty

Well you home alone 3😃😂

Answer 44

Trooper205 | 2.4K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

Mine's Home Alone as well!

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
No fair I had mine first lol you can be Home Alone 2😂😂
Trooper205

1 y
That's Fair!
Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
👍👍🙂 although the first movie was better lol 😂
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Trooper205

1 y
I agree. Number 3 was pretty poorly made, in my opinion.
Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Well anyone else say home alone, they home alone 3 lmao
Trooper205

1 y
Agreed!

Answer 45

Brainsbeforebeauty

No fair I had mine first lol you can be Home Alone 2😂😂

Answer 46

Trooper205

That's Fair!

Answer 47

Brainsbeforebeauty

👍👍🙂 although the first movie was better lol 😂

Answer 48

Trooper205

I agree. Number 3 was pretty poorly made, in my opinion.

Answer 49

Brainsbeforebeauty

Well anyone else say home alone, they home alone 3 lmao

Answer 50

Trooper205

Agreed!

Answer 51

CubaPirate | 10.7K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

In its twilight years

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
You're 49 still have time 🙂
CubaPirate

1 y
Yes but probably had better years before than I've got to come tbh
Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Goes that way sometimes

Answer 52

Brainsbeforebeauty

You're 49 still have time 🙂

Answer 53

CubaPirate

Yes but probably had better years before than I've got to come tbh

Answer 54

Brainsbeforebeauty

Goes that way sometimes

Answer 55

JackSmy | 2.9K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

Definitely, Maybe

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
🙂 good answer

Answer 56

Brainsbeforebeauty

🙂 good answer

Answer 57

fett253 | 1.8K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 7

Bunny and the Bull. :3

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
👍😂😂

Answer 58

Brainsbeforebeauty

👍😂😂

Answer 59

BobbyC65 | 5.6K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

Can't have sex when always home alone. :(

Answer 60

Dragan | 4.3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

A married man who has sex every day.

Answer 61

Guido | 526 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 6

Gone with the Wind

Brainsbeforebeauty

8 mo
Ouch.. Sorry 🤗
Guido

8 mo
Just a stage in life due to medical issues. Life will return to normal at some point and all will be great again. Just a bump in the road of life.
Brainsbeforebeauty

8 mo
Yeah, feel that... Hope your medical issues get better soon 🤗

Answer 62

Brainsbeforebeauty

Ouch.. Sorry 🤗

Answer 63

Guido

Just a stage in life due to medical issues. Life will return to normal at some point and all will be great again. Just a bump in the road of life.

Answer 64

Brainsbeforebeauty

Yeah, feel that... Hope your medical issues get better soon 🤗

Answer 65

Dr_Latex_McPeggin | 3.6K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

Toy Story...

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Lol good one 👍😂

Answer 66

Brainsbeforebeauty

Lol good one 👍😂

Answer 67

CharlieDMX | 1.3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 7

Any Given Sunday

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Lol 😂

Answer 68

Brainsbeforebeauty

Lol 😂

Answer 69

BoxySama | 581 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 7

Hahahaha
💔💔💔💔

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
So what's yours?
BoxySama

1 y
HmmmnM, is three 1 that has a sex God that get crippled and then doesn't get laid
Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Oh that's not good
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BoxySama

1 y
The Lord is punishing me, okay, when I shine, I shine bright 😎✌🏼
Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Lol shine bright like a diamond lol
BoxySama

1 y
Buried treasure
Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Lol😂😂

Answer 70

Brainsbeforebeauty

So what's yours?

Answer 71

BoxySama

HmmmnM, is three 1 that has a sex God that get crippled and then doesn't get laid

Answer 72

Brainsbeforebeauty

Oh that's not good

Answer 73

BoxySama

The Lord is punishing me, okay, when I shine, I shine bright 😎✌🏼

Answer 74

Brainsbeforebeauty

Lol shine bright like a diamond lol

Answer 75

BoxySama

Buried treasure

Answer 76

Brainsbeforebeauty

Lol😂😂

Answer 77

dany018

Xper 4

Seinfeld :)

Answer 78

Tryach

Xper 1

Predator;)

Brainsbeforebeauty

8 mo
🤣🤣🙂

Answer 79

Brainsbeforebeauty

🤣🤣🙂

Answer 80

Mr_mayhem

Xper 1

Dead man walking

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Lol 😂 not your sex life but the title 😂I mean, sorry yo hear that lol 🙂
Mr_mayhem

1 y
Well the right hand is the male version of a vibrator
Brainsbeforebeauty

8 mo
🤣🤣🤣