Are there any meditations that are as enjoyable as masturbation (not necessarily in the same way)?

Are there any meditations that are as enjoyable as masturbation (not necessarily in the same way)?
I asked a similar question before but everyone misinterpreted it to be asking if there were any meditations that were sexually arousing. I'm referring to equal or greater LEVELS of pleasure, not necessarily the SAME sensation. Like a person could theoretically enjoy apples and oranges equally, even though they don't taste the same.
I have never meditated OR I have never masturbated OR neither
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I haven't engaged in any meditations that were enjoyable
Vote B
I've engaged in enjoyable meditations, but not even a fraction as enjoyable as masturbation
Vote C
I've engaged in enjoyable meditations, less than half as enjoyable as masturbation
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I've engaged in enjoyable meditations, roughly half as enjoyable as masturbation
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I've engaged in enjoyable meditations, more than half as enjoyable as masturbation
Vote F
I've engaged in meditations that I've found EQUALLY or MORE enjoyable, compared to masturbation
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  • I've engaged in a few meditations, mostly relaxing ones. As such, they felt like either boring or restful depending on the pressure I was under.

    There are a few times in comfortable environments that I'd say were more enjoyable, but it's hard to tell.

    I think it's tricky because neither meditation nor masturbation are consistently pleasurable. Sometimes they feel good, sometimes they feel unpleasant. Therefore asking if I've had any meditations more enjoyable than masturbation is pretty vague.

    I'll go into the results.
    After masturbation, I'll sometimes feel good after, but usually just feel drained. If I haven't in a while, then I noticed that the unpleasant buzz feeling disappears.

    After meditation, I feel calmer and more focused and aware of my situation. It's consistently better, so I'd say when considering the feeling afterwards meditation is often more pleasurable than masturbation.

  • Masturbation just ain't yhat great really and sex is more of a team sport when you wanna get serious. And as long as you are allowing the illicit medications available there are some that give you the warmest hugs and some that take you into a soaring buzz. I have to think of other things these days.

    • I said meditation not medication

    • Oh, i do see this quite clearly now and yes, meditation is the one thing that i believe gave me ability to control pain, anxiety and sleeplessness. Yrars ago was given acupuncture in spot atop of skull calked bahyoeh (sic) now that felt quite good. Sorry. Tired eyes and been reading that word often here today... I think

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  • I vaped last night and had a food orgasm 🤤. Oh, bless my life I felt rich during that moment lol. But my meditation involves listening to music with my body possessed and singing my soul out.

    Anything to ease or get my frustration out.

  • Yes,

    https://youtu.be/25B3J6qcdIQ



    Try this.
    Sit in meditative form and listen to it peacefully.

    • Is that meditation going to make me want to masturbate?

    • Depends on you.

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  • Enchant om for just 5 minutes
    And in mind made make image of Om
    U will find the path of free spirit

  • You can try tantric sex.

  • Yeah, big time. Masturbation is way easier tho

  • Do some research into astral projection 😎😏 practice it, go into the depths of your mind

    • I tried to do it when I was like 11 but my mom made me paranoid about not being able to get back into my body

    • That is some silly nonsense, do some more research, educate yourself

    • Sports is the answer, stop experimenting dangerous sh*t, your mother might be right. If you really want a form of meditation so bad, try Yoga with a qualified instructor.

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  • Road trip on a motorcycle, or grinding through the backwoods in the ford. I know meditation is sights and sounds of nature. I just prefer to drown them out with combustion chambers and third gear!

    • for when your body can't take anymore drowning and your numb from head to toe... that's when you meditate.

    • I didn't realize that orange juice and pancakes was meditating? Guess I meditate three or four times a year. I guess slinging mud thirty feet in the air. Trying to make my engine drown out Kiss, I wanna rock and roll all night, on the radio. While ferociously steering from left to right till I get traction? Must be Zen then huh? Cause it feels pretty good to make it and now time to watch the next guy.

  • Masterbation is much more fun and enjoyable

  • Short answer: no. That’s how organisms perpetuate. Making sex the best feeling in the world.

    But I “meditate” by reading and listening to movie soundtracks. It’s my happy place. Is it the same happiness as cumming? I don't know. Different feelings I guess.

  • Not for me

  • Thats like asking if any vegetables taste as good as cake

  • Masturbation is far more pleasurable than meditation.

  • Not really. Meditation hasn't helped me

  • *sticks with masturbation*

  • If there are, I've not found one!

  • Masturbation is a silly act, and it's a sin against God and humanity , pls stop it and deliver urself before its too late