Men Would You Really Wear These For Your Sex Partner? And Ladies Would You Really Want Them to?

WTF😂
WTF😂
New meaning for Hot Sausage 😂
New meaning for Hot Sausage 😂
Safari or Tropics 😂
Safari or Tropics 😂
Ok 😂😂 saw these and just had to ask? Would anyone really wear these?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • When you really like, maybe love her, even the silly things, maybe just her testing you to see what you would do, just because she liked it! I haven't worn silly things, like those things, but very personal things, with her, because she wanted that and made her smile!
    Simple things, and she smiles, and it makes our time together more fun when we can laugh, and relax!

    • 🙂 nice answer

  • First, I would do it without being asked first. Likely waiting wearing only that and laying on the kitchen table when she was getting home from work just to get a good laugh.
    Second, I would do it if she asked. If it turns her on I at least owe it to her to try it once.

    • 😂😂😂 omg on the kitchen table got me 😂😂😂 as I'm sitting at the kitchen table 😂😂😂 that's funny lol

Most Helpful Girls

  • You know there are some so Desperate they'll try anything... I would buy them for friends as Gag Gifts with the disclaimer do not want confirmation of actual usage...

    • 😂😂

    • Thank you for MHO.

  • Oh God, I would laugh so hard I'd probably pee my pants. No! Please don't wear those. They are a bit much.

    Men Would You Really Wear These For Your Sex Partner? And Ladies Would You Really Want Them to?
    • Omg that's the same I said or at the least running to the bathroom 😂😂

    • Thats what the firehose one is for. To put out the fire in the bathroom. I'll probably pee everywhere laughing so hard watching piss come out my hose

    • @humanearth 😂😂😂

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  • See me in the club with my hotdog warmer 😤😤😤

    • 😂😂😂

  • oh god - no way! that is not what i want to see when he strips for me - oh please! those are awful! yuhikes!

  • I find them funny as hell, but not sexy at all and quite a turn off. If it's for a laugh it would work fine. Just not for sex.

    • Right? Be laughing too hard to even have sex lmao

  • If she really wanted them I'd consider it. Then again I'll try almost anything once

    • Lol 😂

    • What can I say, life is boring unless you take the time to make it fun and interesting. It's short enough as it is and there too much is and wasted time not to enjoy what you can.

  • Omg that would be so funny 😂

    • Ikr I saw those and died laughing if someone was here eating those I'd probably piss myself laughing or running to bathroom at the least 😂😂😂 Why me fireman what a long hose you have 😂😂😂

    • Hahaha 😂 😂!!! Yeah the banana and the pineapple tree thing are the funniest to me

  • There has to be a "It depends" - Different folks , different strokes - There could be a couple with a quirky sense of humour who might do it once or twice a year - Is it any different than a couple engaging in their favourite type of sex play, fetish, kink as long as you both have fun

    • Ok but this isn't a relationship question. This is about sexual compatibility

    • I agree with you that these couples will subconsciously navigate towards each other - I think it is a thing you would only try once you knew what response would be or who knows a very brave soul and wear it for a first/early date.

    • I would expect fairly low levels of agreement to these things on your poll

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  • I'd wear one for a funny bit.

    • Lol it would be funny 😂😂

    • Sure, I think it be a one off for sure though.

  • I consider these to be gag gifts.

  • Omg I'd kill my boyfriend if he did that

    • Lol 😂😂

    • He he.. or just tel him to... not...

    • Right? Lol 😂

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  • Lol... It would be too much even for me :)

    • Me too I'd laugh too much 😂😂

    • Maybe there is a time for that too. Like when she is having a bad day and I show up with that. :)

    • Well that would sure say least make her laugh 😂😂

  • No I wouldn't. Now if i was a stripper I wear the dinosaur one lol

    • 😂😂😂 see the dinasour roar😂😂😂

    • 😂😂 I probably have way to much fun with that

    • Hey new stripper dance the"dinasour roar" our the " banana bash" or "elephant stampede"😂😂😂 Lol ok I need sleep lmao 😂

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  • That’s too kinky for me

    • Lol that's crazy not kinky lmao 😂😂

  • Omg the fireman one lol so funny

    • The hardest part is finding a guy who can fill those lmao

    • 😂😂😂

  • No way...

    • Party pooper😂😂 jk I couldn't imagine someone having these on in front of me.. I wouldn't be able to stop laughing 😂😂 yes I'm slightly overtired lol or read it if question ideas 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

    • * ran out of

    • Yeah, it's clownish...

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  • Id do it if it made her happy. To be honest id feel foolish but I sim to please my So.

    • That's cool. Funny 😂 but cool 👍

    • aim to please. I've done silly things before but if im into her ill do most things.

  • Nah, they seem uncomfortable as hell. I think getting a boner with any of these would be awkward, they seem pretty small, with the exception of the second one maybe.

    Men Would You Really Wear These For Your Sex Partner? And Ladies Would You Really Want Them to?
    • Lol 😂

  • As a joke - I would.

  • Sure. But I've found that a single sock can go a long way.

    Men Would You Really Wear These For Your Sex Partner? And Ladies Would You Really Want Them to?
  • Nope. Too silly. I'll stick with wearing womens underwear. At least thats normal. LOL

    • 😂😂😂 Lmao that's funny 😂😂😂

    • Here for no more whale tail.

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    • Just peel and stick

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  • lol... I would absolutely positively wear any of those shown lol - be fun for sure.

    Top pick would be the safari ones :)

    And and and... while wearing one, having this candy handy would be so appropriate

    Men Would You Really Wear These For Your Sex Partner? And Ladies Would You Really Want Them to?
    • Lol see it's probably your crazy ass rubbing off on me. 😂😂I've already been asked if I'm on acid? 🤪😂😂 Bad things happen when I'm overtired 🙃

    • lol being overtired is def similar to being on something... this ques and the pics are not crazy it's fantastic :)

    • Aww gee thanks. I saw some of those and just died laughing. If there was a guy in front of me wearing those I'd really die laughing or be running for the bathroom, either way probably a mood killer, sex wise anyway 😂😂😂

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