Do you have a funny caught having sex story?

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Do you have a funny caught having sex story?

Moonchild714 · Accepted Answer

Funny depends on your sense humor...

I had been seeing this Sexy Latino Man for two weeks, only guy I didn't have my Cop friends run a background check, anyhow we go out for dinner I meet a few friends who own this swanky restaurant then we decide to go to his place its closer. He's told me he is divorced, so we get there and I see family pictures and pictures with another man and I'm thinking divorced my ass, this is a Buddy's house. So ask him how long has he lived here he says since the divorce 10 years. I was like whatever I just want Sex at this point. So we start getting it on and flashing lights and Police surround the place, they are saying for him to come out I said what the hell did you do? He then said "This is my Ex-Wife and her Husband's house and they have a Restraining Order against me, I wanted you to help me Screw her One last time!!" So I let the Cops know I'm there they knew me because I was one of their Psychologists, so I had to let them know I had no clue admit my Sexual Addiction to my Superiors and get treatment for it...
The Cops were saying we knew we loved you for reason you're just as Fucked as we are... I said why do you think I understand you all so well... Ten years later it's still a joke that goes around... They call it the PhD. for R. O. fucking in their Vics house... It happens more than you think...

Apple1996 · Accepted Answer

My husbands little bro that was 2 at the time walked in on us fucking and his mom ran after him and obviously seen too. The more embarrassing thing was that she seen he didn't have a condom on and called him out on it 🤦‍♀️ I be laying there like omg

worldscolide · Accepted Answer

I was younger, 19, and was with a girl named amber.. Her and I were in a car, parked at a park, at night, well suffice it to say some officers went to check on us, the officer knocked on the window, I'm somewhat panicked, I look at him, he thumbs up's me, and leaves..

notshyguy1985 · Accepted Answer

I got caught in a car with a girl by too other girls.. they mocked but I knew they would have been sad as they masturbated that night

Hotwifebecky · Answer

I was 17 my mom walks in as boyfriend is fucking me on the sofa he has me doggy style pulling my hair. I mean he is pounding me. I was screaming I know she heard me lol. But mom walks in walks over to boyfriend and looks at his cock and says good boy. You fuck my daughter all you want since your using a condom. I was on birth control any way. Now keep fucking her and that he did

bklynbadboy1 · Answer

Not funny just embarrassing

Navarro26 · Answer

Yes, One time a girls sister walked in on us and she just froze staring at my dick for like 30 seconds lol

Plitty-Tank · Answer

I have no funny sex stories that I was caught having.

Billneidrich77 · Answer

None that I can think of.

ajaykinky · Answer

Many...

mnthan7 · Answer

Do you?

username4h · Answer

I do

mcPhedrin · Answer

One time we got caught under a table near the elevator fucking! It was cool!

Neo22 · Answer

When I was so young boy... I was caught many times having sex with our maids 😱🙈

Mr_Rite · Answer

With myself not with a woman sadly

Anonymous · Answer

It has only happened once to me. Met a boy in a club and after that we went fucking at his house. His friend entered the room and basically saw us but I was too drunk and horny to care😂

Anonymous · Answer

When I was 16 years old my older sister caught me having fun with my friend, giving each other oral, she blackmailed because of that for an entire year, made me do whatever sge wants.

Do you have a funny caught having sex story?

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