Did you become a fearless alpha male after listening to these very powerful subliminal messages?

[mistixs]

I listened to these subliminals last night & then I woke up with a penis (10.4 inches), muscular, and with an alpha mindset and behavior. My roommate was shocked to wake up and see a male - nevermind a stud - in my bed. I now regret listening to these subliminals because I can't walk down the hallway without women falling at my feet.

Did these very powerful subliminals have the same effects on you?

[whitehide]

Yes. My biceps are now enormous, and I can't see my own feet because my pecks are so big. My testicles are as big as the fists of a silverback gorilla. My dick is so long now that people keep confusing it for a tail. And a strong and powerful man tried to challenge my magnificence a while ago, so I just threw my dick in his face, and he died because it's so powerful. My beard is so glorious that it even puts Zeus to shame. I will become the emperor of the Earth and I will rule with an iron fist and my ten foot cock. I am your new god. Kneel before me and despair!

[Boppy]

I heard around 10 seconds before I ascended. I went deaf. A true alpha never listens to anything.

Haven't measured my cock yet but I know it's bigger.

[Creepazoid]

Hahahhaha

[Warmapplecrumble]

😂😂😂😂

[kymberz]

dude. i think i might be in love. bahahahah! no don't get excited i'm in love with everything! and i am not listening to any subliminals - no way! i need to keep my sub and other conscience pure for Jesus!

[mistixs]

Yeah I didn't actually listen, just in case it's actually legit. I don't want higher testosterone because I don't want facial hair & for my acne to get worse

[mistixs]

(I wouldn't want to become male either but im not gullible enough to believe a video could change my chromosomes and genitals. But hormones are malleable)

[kymberz]

oh facial hair sucks on a girl! but some guys can really pull it off. i just don't want to kiss them if you know what i mean? i like clean shaven or a little stubble is good but not full on beard - yikes!

[kymberz]

don't mess around with subliminals or hormones and who the heck invented the word hormones? like is it just me or does everyone think of a whore moaning whenever someone says that word? and i am very leery of videos and stuff because subliminal msgs actually do work. that's why i love magic. abracadabra! what an awesome word! and it opens doors! whoa! way too cool! and don't become a man or i'll have to marry you and i am nutbag pile of crazy that no one should ever have to deal with - bahahahahah! and certainly not someone as brilliant as you! stay a girl and keep asking the awesome questions!

[kymberz]

thank you so much for Most Helpful Girls! you know how seriously i take this stuff and your opinion? i love it!

[purplepoppy]

If you keep up with weird questions like this people are going to think we're the same person.

[david4urfun]

It's not me Iswear I'm someone else

[kymberz]

Gurl - you rock AND roll! like where did you come from? like what planet?

[Almostoverit]

This made me laugh today. I did not listen, but thanks for the story! =)

[CourtneyJane]

Yep, listening to this certainly turned me into a "Powerful Alpha Male". Lol.

[Warmapplecrumble]

😂😂😂🤣

[Herbie_Otch]

My wife says I'm a beta male. Only one letter away, so that's pretty close, right? Who needs subliminals?

[ChgzDaniel]

I am clearly already a fearless alpha male!

[Duckysback]

I became a fearless alpha male when I grew my beard and penis.

[Curmudgeon]

A now old song comes to mind:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/SnTExgywinc

[lightbulb27]

I like it... got in touch with my natural adventurer instinct, alpha increased..

[D_Bone_Steak]

Don't need to listen to it... I found my old Pantera and Metalica CD's

[Primrose21]

What the heck is this? You are a female with a penis? lol

[DeeDeeDeVour]

LOL! I listened. Now, I'm waiting... if my pussy will grow out into a dick. However, I've already been quite fearless. LOL!

[JackSmy]

If only that were real, and really what it is to be the 'Alpha Male'. How do so many get it so confused?
Some movie, some crap video, with someone who thinks they understand, or just hijacking the term, and making it meaningless, in some stupid social context?
Just curious as to what you think "Alpha Male" means. . .

[Sensmind]

I am not usually pedantic but listening to subliminal messages is not very alpha , to me a real alpha doesn't even know he is an alpha, care he is an alpha, wants to find out how to become an alpha or stay an alpha.
A summary of these messages
ME:: I'm a Strong Alpha Male
OTHER :: Why do you say that?
ME :: My Mammy says I am

[msss98]

The worst part of being a fearless alpha male is that my dick hurts from scratching the floor, truly a weird transformation

[Dongtai]

I don’t believe in that bullshit. It’s just another useless label men use to avoid seeing their true self. I only believe in becoming the best version of myself. Mastered individuality is more powerful than any societal label and once you have it, you won’t want to use those labels

[sawno]

My brain is very brainwashing resistent, subliminals don't work on me.

[CarpetDenim]

Woah, are you shitposting?

[Lynx122]

So have you had a lot of sex? How does it feel compared to when you were a woman? I haven't listened to it yet but I'll give it a try and let you know when I have some time so probably never.

[Jaximus-Lion]

Wow 🤣🤣🤣 Zlatan Ibrahimović wants to hang out with me now.

[lovetotasteyou]

I just listened to it. I immediately physically and mentally dominated all the guys I work with. I was just a little bit embarrassed as I walked away and tripped over my dick that was dragging the floor.

[Robertcw]

Look at you and your attitude! Haha. 👍🏼 Good job.