Have you ever masturbated at work?

Question

You know that feeling... when you’re getting a bit stressed and you just want to take the load off for a brief moment. When I’m stressed, I can get overwhelmingly horny sometimes. I can’t help it! I have my own office so sometimes I lock the door and handle my business. I of course wash my hands right after and keep my space hygienic. Has anyone else done this?

Answer 1

TCredo | 1.8K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Explorer

For many years now, when I am not traveling for work, I have a home office so... "yes" to your question but I don't think that's what you're going for... :)

Long time ago when worked in an office, there were a couple of times (maybe just 2 or 3 times) I did get a quickie in the bathroom

TCredo

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@smalls95 Thanks for the MHO :)

Answer 2

TCredo

@smalls95 Thanks for the MHO :)

Answer 3

Obtuse

Yoda

Yeah, but not stress-related to me. Just women walking by me everywhere. Gotta release the demons. I had a private stall with lock and sink, not like jerk off in public restroom. Release the demons and I can get back to work.

Answer 4

Anonymous

I tried, but it didn't really work tbh.
I've sexted both in school, at uni and at my job.
I think it's easier for guys to masturbate at work to be honest...

Opinion Owner

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@_cenklove_ Thank you, but I'd rather not. I don't follow anyone on here.
manmeat

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why easier for guys girls can do it under desk without noticing guys can't
Shamalien

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how is it easier for guys? We have to shoot a fuckin load somewhere, where is that gunna go? Girls can orgasm stealthily as fuck compared to dudes
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smalls95

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Agreed. I’ve only done it twice and it’s really only because it was really overwhelming so I was able to cum in seconds. Plus women don’t have to directly touch their junk to get off.. I would say it’s much easier and less messy. Sorry that’s TMI ha
Shamalien

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Cum in seconds? Jesus... and lol after what I said I don’t think you are guilty of tmi xD
smalls95

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Yeah I really wouldn’t want to do it if it was a long sesh. I’d rather just be efficient with it and get back to work.
Shamalien

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Ur a coldblooded logical masturbator. I like it
smalls95

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Lmao. No. Just a hard worker that just wants to get work done so I want to remove distractions 🤷🏻‍♀️ masturbating is a great and healthy stress reliever so why not.
Shamalien

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A hard masturbator maybe but where i cum from that ain't work girl :P
manmeat

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how did u get off with out touching?
Opinion Owner

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@manmeat I can do that too, I do it all the time actually also at school - to me, that doesn't count as masturbating though.
manmeat

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so u can orgasm without touching what do u do just sit there rubbing legs together
Opinion Owner

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@manmeat Nothing at all actually.
manmeat

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how the hell does that work?
Opinion Owner

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@manmeat Power of the mind.
wagsingle

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@Shamalien No you don't. You catch it with a tissue. Or you stand up and shoot it into the toilet.
wagsingle

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Some people are just SO lucky. But I guess you still have to deal with getting wet.

Answer 5

Opinion Owner

@_cenklove_ Thank you, but I'd rather not. I don't follow anyone on here.

Answer 6

manmeat

why easier for guys girls can do it under desk without noticing guys can't

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Shamalien

how is it easier for guys? We have to shoot a fuckin load somewhere, where is that gunna go? Girls can orgasm stealthily as fuck compared to dudes

Answer 8

smalls95

Agreed. I’ve only done it twice and it’s really only because it was really overwhelming so I was able to cum in seconds. Plus women don’t have to directly touch their junk to get off.. I would say it’s much easier and less messy. Sorry that’s TMI ha

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Shamalien

Cum in seconds? Jesus... and lol after what I said I don’t think you are guilty of tmi xD

Answer 10

smalls95

Yeah I really wouldn’t want to do it if it was a long sesh. I’d rather just be efficient with it and get back to work.

Answer 11

Shamalien

Ur a coldblooded logical masturbator. I like it

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smalls95

Lmao. No. Just a hard worker that just wants to get work done so I want to remove distractions 🤷🏻‍♀️ masturbating is a great and healthy stress reliever so why not.

Answer 13

Shamalien

A hard masturbator maybe but where i cum from that ain't work girl :P

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manmeat

how did u get off with out touching?

Answer 15

Opinion Owner

@manmeat I can do that too, I do it all the time actually also at school - to me, that doesn't count as masturbating though.

Answer 16

manmeat

so u can orgasm without touching what do u do just sit there rubbing legs together

Answer 17

Opinion Owner

@manmeat Nothing at all actually.

Answer 18

manmeat

how the hell does that work?

Answer 19

Opinion Owner

@manmeat Power of the mind.

Answer 20

wagsingle

@Shamalien No you don't. You catch it with a tissue. Or you stand up and shoot it into the toilet.

Answer 21

wagsingle

Some people are just SO lucky. But I guess you still have to deal with getting wet.

Answer 22

SouthernLAguy

Xper 1

Most definitely and its erotic thinking man if someone walks in this could end in a not so good way. But that's the thrill of it.

Answer 23

tslater

Xper 4

I had thought about it, but opted out of it to avoid getting in trouble. I've masturbated countless times in the bathroom of my college's library though. Lol

Answer 24

Shamalien | 2K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

lol that is absolutely fucked. I can only imagine the double standards of this situation... man gets caught masturbating in office, gets fired, woman gets caught masturbating in office, gets promotion XD

smalls95

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Uhhh. Think both parties would get fired...
omgjassy

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Life is not porn dude
Shamalien

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@omgjassy not for men it's not but for chicks it really appears as if it is 0. o personally witnessed female co workers get preferable treatment everywhere iv worked for years and heard similar things from any honest people iv talked to on the subject. Yeah I think worst case scenario you get blackmailed into a blowjob :P
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omgjassy

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Yeah right🙄
And bring blackmailed into a bj is rape. It’s not xD
omgjassy

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Being not bring***
Shamalien

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@omgjassy Yah but rape fantasies are so common, and y'all could still quit the job, so u have that choice
Shamalien

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@omgjassy i mean honestly tell me you wouldn't like to be blackmailed into a bj for the fun of it :P like u could quit ur job or give the bj, ur call, u decided to bring sexuality into the workplace if ur rubbin em out at work lol
omgjassy

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You’re a disturbed person.
Shamalien

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@omgjassy oh comon im just fking with you XD
omgjassy

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My answer would be see you in court
omgjassy

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The hell we ain’t
Shamalien

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@omgjassy yah and here we are back to some real double standards... you'd go to court for getting fired over masturbating in the office, with your claim that ur boss gave u the choice between a bj or quitting? U should not win that case, because any decent person would just quit
Shamalien

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like imagine a dude doing the same thing, got caught jerking off in the office, was given the choice between eating his female boss out or quitting, and he takes her to court.

Really?
omgjassy

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Like I said you’re a disturbed person
Shamalien

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@omgjassy easy thing to assert, hard thing to argue, my brain hemispheres communicate where as yours are in cognitive dissonance
smalls95

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Lol. This guy has watched too many pornos. If anyone, male or female attempted to blackmail someone into a sexual act, they should be fired and they would be fired. Women don’t get special treatment especially in the workplace but that’s irrelevant to the question I posed. Stay on topic :)
Shamalien

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women do get special treatment in the workplace, all the fking time, seen it with my own eyes
smalls95

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We also get sexually harassed in our workplace and don’t feel safe or comfortable. You wouldn’t know how that feels as a man though. Don’t act like it’s better for women. In addition we are paid less and often called pet names to belittle us. I’ve experienced all of that and I’m only 25. You can say all you want the work place is favorable to women but it’s statistically and observably untrue.
Shamalien

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I don't know where you're getting your stats. Literally never seen of or heard of any sexual harassment in any of the places me or any of my friends have worked at. It's pretty fking rare these days because everyone is a raging feminist and you get fired instantly. I can't even say something ever so slightly offensive or belittling towards women or I'd be fired in a heartbeat, but they can talk shit about men all day.

You have no fucking idea what you are talking about you deluded idiot. I was pretty much joking about the sexy office shit but this is real, you are big time wrong on this. Pay gap... HAHAHAH GET OUT OF HERE that shit has been debunked a million times and anyone who's taken a statistics course can tell you that!

For the same job and same amount of hours worked, women make AT LEAST what men do if not more and you are free to see the breakdown if you wanna do a teency weency bit of research. I've heard your side a million times, personally went through the exercise of proving it to be false, so I'm not interested in stomaching your lies.
smalls95

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Lol. I have literally experienced it first hand and you’re saying it doesn’t exist. You can’t say these things don’t happen when someone has told you it’s happened to them. If you want to deny the experiences of others just because you haven’t experienced it yourself, that just makes you feeble minded and apathetic. I feel sorry for you.

Answer 25

smalls95

Uhhh. Think both parties would get fired...

Answer 26

omgjassy

Life is not porn dude

Answer 27

Shamalien

@omgjassy not for men it's not but for chicks it really appears as if it is 0. o personally witnessed female co workers get preferable treatment everywhere iv worked for years and heard similar things from any honest people iv talked to on the subject. Yeah I think worst case scenario you get blackmailed into a blowjob :P

Answer 28

omgjassy

Yeah right🙄
And bring blackmailed into a bj is rape. It’s not xD

Answer 29

omgjassy

Being not bring***

Answer 30

Shamalien

@omgjassy Yah but rape fantasies are so common, and y'all could still quit the job, so u have that choice

Answer 31

Shamalien

@omgjassy i mean honestly tell me you wouldn't like to be blackmailed into a bj for the fun of it :P like u could quit ur job or give the bj, ur call, u decided to bring sexuality into the workplace if ur rubbin em out at work lol

Answer 32

omgjassy

You’re a disturbed person.

Answer 33

Shamalien

@omgjassy oh comon im just fking with you XD

Answer 34

omgjassy

My answer would be see you in court

Answer 35

omgjassy

The hell we ain’t

Answer 36

Shamalien

@omgjassy yah and here we are back to some real double standards... you'd go to court for getting fired over masturbating in the office, with your claim that ur boss gave u the choice between a bj or quitting? U should not win that case, because any decent person would just quit

Answer 37

Shamalien

like imagine a dude doing the same thing, got caught jerking off in the office, was given the choice between eating his female boss out or quitting, and he takes her to court.

Really?

Answer 38

omgjassy

Like I said you’re a disturbed person

Answer 39

Shamalien

@omgjassy easy thing to assert, hard thing to argue, my brain hemispheres communicate where as yours are in cognitive dissonance

Answer 40

smalls95

Lol. This guy has watched too many pornos. If anyone, male or female attempted to blackmail someone into a sexual act, they should be fired and they would be fired. Women don’t get special treatment especially in the workplace but that’s irrelevant to the question I posed. Stay on topic :)

Answer 41

Shamalien

women do get special treatment in the workplace, all the fking time, seen it with my own eyes

Answer 42

smalls95

We also get sexually harassed in our workplace and don’t feel safe or comfortable. You wouldn’t know how that feels as a man though. Don’t act like it’s better for women. In addition we are paid less and often called pet names to belittle us. I’ve experienced all of that and I’m only 25. You can say all you want the work place is favorable to women but it’s statistically and observably untrue.

Answer 43

Shamalien

I don't know where you're getting your stats. Literally never seen of or heard of any sexual harassment in any of the places me or any of my friends have worked at. It's pretty fking rare these days because everyone is a raging feminist and you get fired instantly. I can't even say something ever so slightly offensive or belittling towards women or I'd be fired in a heartbeat, but they can talk shit about men all day.

You have no fucking idea what you are talking about you deluded idiot. I was pretty much joking about the sexy office shit but this is real, you are big time wrong on this. Pay gap... HAHAHAH GET OUT OF HERE that shit has been debunked a million times and anyone who's taken a statistics course can tell you that!

For the same job and same amount of hours worked, women make AT LEAST what men do if not more and you are free to see the breakdown if you wanna do a teency weency bit of research. I've heard your side a million times, personally went through the exercise of proving it to be false, so I'm not interested in stomaching your lies.

Answer 44

smalls95

Lol. I have literally experienced it first hand and you’re saying it doesn’t exist. You can’t say these things don’t happen when someone has told you it’s happened to them. If you want to deny the experiences of others just because you haven’t experienced it yourself, that just makes you feeble minded and apathetic. I feel sorry for you.

Answer 45

slatyb | 6.6K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

IIRC, about40% of Americans admitted doing this in a poll.

Answer 46

summiter | 9.9K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

Of course but I took extra efforts to not get caught.

Answer 47

Anonymous

Yes.

Me and my girl are in LDR. With different time zones. So its very common that we catch each other when the other is in office. We dont let that get into our romance.

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Meister__

Xper 4

Lol i think most of people have done this XD but i haven't done it yet

Answer 49

gagsucs

Xper 5

no, thats innapropriate and disgusting, should be done at home only

Answer 50

Haelaeix123 | 1.9K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

I have a couple times yeah, it was fun to be honest :)

Answer 51

andrermm | 496 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 5

I only worked for 1 year. But I had a coworker take. Me into the females bathroom.
Never masturbated tho

Answer 52

hemo821 | 57 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 4

I did it but at my university, i was feeling stressed and pent up and needed an out so i went to the stall and did it

Answer 53

BobbyC65 | 5.6K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

No never to me masturbating should be done at home in the bedroom.

Answer 54

Realdude_prince

Xper 2

Omg yes thrice lol
I did after i broke up with my girl anf i was very horny at work

Answer 55

Tunasub | 1.3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Explorer

Not at the current job. But i had a job where I would fuck it was glorious.

Answer 56

andy530 | 4.4K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

I do it most every day multiple times per day at work 😅

Answer 57

dragondrummer36

Xper 1

I use to do it at a few jobs but it gets difficult when you need to really get that orgasm and people can just show up at a moments notice.

Answer 58

mynkMumbai | 726 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 6

Yes I do sometimes... my boss is really horny women... she her fashion style makes me horny too.. I move to washroom... I imagine her.. think about

Answer 59

wagsingle | 423 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 5

A few times on the shitter. Not that good though since I prefer to be lying down.

Answer 60

TomHossang

Xper 3

Yes once a week at work, I do it half way through the day

Answer 61

Anonymous

Yeah but it’s been awhile, I’m by myself in the work truck

wagsingle

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So you jack off in your work truck?
Opinion Owner

1 y
@wagsingle Years ago I did if I was really horny
wagsingle

1 y
While driving?
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Opinion Owner

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@wagsingle No on lunch break
wagsingle

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Where did you park? Wouldn't want someone to walk up on you. That could get you in serious legal trouble.
Opinion Owner

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@wagsingle truck is too high up for anyone to see And I park far away in the back of the parking lot

Answer 62

wagsingle

So you jack off in your work truck?

Answer 63

Opinion Owner

@wagsingle Years ago I did if I was really horny

Answer 64

wagsingle

While driving?

Answer 65

Opinion Owner

@wagsingle No on lunch break

Answer 66

wagsingle

Where did you park? Wouldn't want someone to walk up on you. That could get you in serious legal trouble.

Answer 67

Opinion Owner

@wagsingle truck is too high up for anyone to see And I park far away in the back of the parking lot

Answer 68

i1T2daty | 2.2K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

Yes, pretty much everywhere

Answer 69

quizz

Xper 2

Yes, sometimes you gotta release some pressure.

Answer 70

dthomas89

Xper 7

No, I'm guessing you have though

Answer 71

Anonymous

Yes and 2 times I had sex at work

Answer 72

Jwags | 830 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 6

Not at work, but i did at the University library

Answer 73

sonu789

Xper 5

No , it's not good for health

Answer 74

Plitty-Tank

Yoda

I've never masturbated at work.

Answer 75

Turk288 | 163 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 4

I even had sex at work

Answer 76

beatcoock | 2.3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

Yeah, I have done a lot of times

Answer 77

ecfresh | 4.6K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

Yes I have

Answer 78

oldermale | 2.1K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

Yes lots of times

Answer 79

B2281

Yoda

I have before.

Answer 80

notshyguy1985

Xper 6

Regularly

Answer 81

johnkena

Xper 5

Nope

Answer 82

QuietRunner | 6.2K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

yes a few times

Answer 83

HelenJacob | 518 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 5

maybe

manmeat

1 y
lol love how you keep it close to your chest :D
dthomas89

1 y
Don't be so non chalant. ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION

Answer 84

manmeat

lol love how you keep it close to your chest :D

Answer 85

dthomas89

Don't be so non chalant. ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION

Answer 86

kizzy6969

Xper 1

Yeah

Have you ever masturbated at work?

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