Why are women on GAG clueless when it comes to small cocksmanship ?

[Anonymous]

Lisa: Guys with large cocks don’t have a clue how to use them!

Barry: Can you give me an example of what you mean?

Lisa: Guys with small cocks know how to use them.

Barry: And how is that?

Lisa: Guys with big cocks just rely on their size!

Barry: And what do guys with small cocks rely on?

Lisa: They rely on their expert technique!

Barry: And what would that be?

Lisa: How to use their cocks!

Barry: In what way?

Lisa: A good way!

Barry: For instance?

Lisa: Guys with big cocks have no clue what to do with them.

Barry: Have you ever had a big cock?

Lisa: No! I’m a virgin.

Barry: So you've never had sex?

Lisa: Never.

Barry: Then how would you know that size doesn't matter?

Lisa: I just know. It's all about how you use it... not the size.

Barry: Ah, it’s all starting to make sense. Thanks, Guru.
Lisa. You're welcome. Is there any other sexual advice you need from me?
Barry: Nah, you've been a tremendous help.

[Anonymous]

Keep in mind that in the real world, the cream rises to the top by: Luck, knowing someone who can help you get there, hard work, intelligence, craftiness... etc...

On planet GAG, you gain your ranking by throwing out countless, borderline-retarded answers to questions. The more stupidity you exhibit, the more you will be rewarded for your effort.

This site is about fun and conversation. This site is NOT about receiving or asking for intelligent advice. If you want to know about sex or "size" questions, there are a ton of sites out there where you can actually get intelligent, and well informed answers to your questions.

[purplepoppy]

A man has a big machete. He can hack down trees, carve meat, chop carrots, have a shave and many other things. Another man has a tiny penknife. He can peel apples and that's about it. You can always do more with big than small.

[Asker]

9 out of 10 girls on GAG disagree with you. It's all about how you use the penknife while hacking down trees, that counts.

[andreasderjuengere]

With all humour: I now think of some girls being trees, and other girls being apples... I further think - I have reason to believe that machetes are also good for chopping poppies? :D

[gagsucs]

but thats jus what jelous little guys say in order to try n seduce a girl, they try to bragg about their ability of knowing how to use it, and say big guys dont know how to use it... but how true is taht?
a big guy is jus as likely to know how to use it as a small guy, like... why would being small mean u would know how to use it better? it makes no difference

[Asker]

It makes sense that a small guy would say that, but why do girls parrot the same thing?

[gagsucs]

to try and make small guys feel better and not so sad.. probably... lol

[andreasderjuengere]

Your sample conversation is an exciting example of modern communication :D
... where goats now CLAIM to be expert gardeners.
I don't think that this is a typical 'GaG' issue, or 'women's' issue; this Miss Lisa is just one girl among many.

[Asker]

Being half goat, myself, (on my father's side) I tend to stay clear of gardenig questions. But that's just because I don't want to appear to be stupid. But I've noticed that most GAG goats don't mind looking stupid. Example question: "I'm going to go to France this summer. Does anyone who's actually been to France, have any suggestions on places I should visit?" Typical GAG goat answers: *I've never been there *I don't like airplanes *My grandmother speaks some French *I like French toast *I like the French fries at McDonalds *I went to Japan, once *You should ask someone who's been there... :)

[andreasderjuengere]

If you ever write books: please let me know :D

[Asker]

I've never written a book, but I'm an expert on writing books. I'll let you know when my book comes out.

[poneglyphs]

Probably most girls on gag don't know how it feels to be with a small dick?

[Asker]

But even the virgin girls claim to know that size doesn't matter. It's very strange. Oh, and I expect that I won't get a single pink reply to this question. LOL

[Iron_Man]

No one knows

[Asker]

Especially them.

[Plitty-Tank]

Plenty of women don't realize what they are saying or what they desire.

[SissyFrenchMaid]

there's some truth in it. I have a smallish cock (I won't tell how small unless I'm asked nicely) and girls have said I really know how to turn them on and bring them to orgasm

[open4funn]

I am a average size guy and personally I think your average and smaller would be more into the passion. Feeling and reading her body makes for more intense times.

[Asker]

Ah, so the best way to use a penis is to use the penis with passion?

[open4funn]

Absolutely. You create a deeper connection

[Asker]

But passion doesn't come from the penis. Right? So how does "It's all about how you use it" pertain to passion? What is "it?" See what I mean?

[Anonymous]

You women who never been penetrated by a big dick but claim small is better... lol bet I can make you change your mind😉

[Anonymous]

LMAO...

[Asker]

"My boyfriend said he wants to have sex with me. What does it mean?" LMAO