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Does your penis touch the water when you use a toilet?

Does your penis touch the water when you use a toilet?
I don't have a penis /OR/ I don't use toilets /OR/ Neither
Vote A
My penis always touches the water when I use a toilet
Vote B
Usually
Vote C
Roughly half the time
Vote D
Sometimes
Vote E
Rarely
Vote F
Never
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Most Helpful Guys

  • I'm surprised on some of the comments. If you have a big dick then you know it.. it is not a surprise.. I know I have a decent size dick.. so when I do use the toilet I hold my dick up sp that it does not hang too long and touch the water. I do that when I piss at the urinal as well. I hold mh dick and pee towards the side of the urinal.. it also prevents piss from splashing up towards/on me. Some of these comments are weird to me.. cause by our age.. we know how big our dicks are by now. So you should not accidently have it dip in the toilet water unless you're just nasty and don't take care of your junk.. ijs.. in my opinion.

    • Us black dudes.😫

    • Yeah must be... cause I know I have that problem too lol

  • Sometimes.
    TMI below.

    I curve up a bit. When sitting down to pee _hands-free_, I usually touch or pee across the underside of the seat (very gross to touch, and I don't want pee arriving on my pants.
    Usually, I'll push it down when I'm sitting to avoid this. Then it depends on how high the bowl is filled. An i
    ssue of toilet design. Sometimes the water level is high or the seat is too small meaning I have to aim it straight down, increasing the risk of dipping.

    Overall, it's an uncomfortable experience. I'd much rather use a urinal.

Most Helpful Girls

  • I am trying to think of a clever reply to this question and not make it gross or rude.

    • Actually I did once drop a dildo in the toilet, I was waging it in the sink, my roommate entered the bathroom and scared me, and it flew out of my hand and landed right in the toilet, so my penis did touch the water in the toilet.

    • Did it float in the toilet or sink? I know some plastics can float or sink 🙂

  • To the very best of my knowledge I've never encountered having this happen to me! lol

    • Very happy to hear that! 😂

    • @Red_Arrow 😂😂🤣🤣

    • Thank you for the MHGirl.

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • All the time, it’s like a tea bag

    • I don't know you have a dick?

    • @beatcoock don’t you?

    • As I am a man, I do have a dick

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  • It's all I can do to keep it from dragging across the ground! So, of course it does! This is the Internet, after all, where every guy has at least a 19" penis!

    In the real world, penises are soft most of the time, which means they're much shorter than they would be if the guy had an erection. That means even the guys who actually have 9" dicks when hard probably have a 4-5" dick when soft, and there's little danger of it hitting the water.

  • Well i dont know how short the toilets are where u live but where i live they are tall and if ur penis touches the water before flushing then ur saying that ur penis goes down to ur knee (without a boner) which basically means u have the penis of bigfoot, but if it touches it when u flush then its normal

  • Yes, my penis comes in contact with the toilet water when everytime I piss because my piss is hitting the water and my piss is contact with my penis. Unless it's at 3 in the morning then I am pissing on the side and not in the water.

    • Ah, the benefits of being educated in the US!

  • No but then I'm hung like a budgies tongue so I never touch the water. I mean I'm actually that small I don't know how I don't use the ladies

  • “I don’t use toilets”? What😂

    • People in some countries don't use toilets & instead use other mechanisms to excrete waste

  • No not even close , I mean it would have to be more than 20 inches long when not even erect ! .. guess wherever you are from the toilet 🚽 bowl is practically on the floor lol 😂

  • My penis fell into the toilet once and I accidentally flushed before I realized and now I don't have a penis anymore :/

    • 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 craziest reply 💯💯

  • Um. No... never has and never will. Penises are not that long to reach the water

  • I am not 100% sure what you are asking but unless you are endowed like a racehorse the possibilty of your penis touching the water is non existant assuming you are sitting on toilet.

    • Okay I looked at other answer and only now realise there are different water levels internationally - I am from Ireland, a good 18 inches between toilet seat and water level here

  • That would only happen if getting a boner would be a danger to your health. 😄

    • Too much blood going from one head to the other.

  • I'm pretty sure this never happens to guys

    • Guess I'm a special guy

    • I suspect some m2f BS

  • Only if the toilet in question is the sea. In that case yes it does.

  • It never touches the water, and it wouldn't touch the water even if I was 3 times as big flaccid as it is now.
    It's just another one of those fantastic and ridiculously comical "stories" men come up with to hilariously exaggerate the size of their manhoods.

  • My penis and balls would have to seriously sag to touch the water here in the uk

  • I love this! Part of me wonders if it really can happen...

    • The part that's never used a toilet?

  • Yeah. I won’t lie, I like being able to say that but it’s really annoying when I use public restrooms. Especially when people don’t flush the toilet. I don’t want to stir any dirty water and catch something.

  • Rouphly half the time. It's a shower right after that and rubbing it real hard

  • Inspired from this post " How do you prevent water in the toilet from splashing up to your butt when you make your regular deposit? "

    • Post that as a question, man. I wanna see more people answering it.

  • I've done it a few times. It is most common when I have to pee with an erection and have to sit down and lean over a lot.

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