Does your penis touch the water when you use a toilet?

[Romeo0071234]

I'm surprised on some of the comments. If you have a big dick then you know it.. it is not a surprise.. I know I have a decent size dick.. so when I do use the toilet I hold my dick up sp that it does not hang too long and touch the water. I do that when I piss at the urinal as well. I hold mh dick and pee towards the side of the urinal.. it also prevents piss from splashing up towards/on me. Some of these comments are weird to me.. cause by our age.. we know how big our dicks are by now. So you should not accidently have it dip in the toilet water unless you're just nasty and don't take care of your junk.. ijs.. in my opinion.

[Boppy]

Sometimes.
TMI below.

I curve up a bit. When sitting down to pee _hands-free_, I usually touch or pee across the underside of the seat (very gross to touch, and I don't want pee arriving on my pants.
Usually, I'll push it down when I'm sitting to avoid this. Then it depends on how high the bowl is filled. An i
ssue of toilet design. Sometimes the water level is high or the seat is too small meaning I have to aim it straight down, increasing the risk of dipping.

Overall, it's an uncomfortable experience. I'd much rather use a urinal.

[Claireluvskaren]

I am trying to think of a clever reply to this question and not make it gross or rude.

[EmmaMary]

To the very best of my knowledge I've never encountered having this happen to me! lol

[MrOracle]

It's all I can do to keep it from dragging across the ground! So, of course it does! This is the Internet, after all, where every guy has at least a 19" penis!

In the real world, penises are soft most of the time, which means they're much shorter than they would be if the guy had an erection. That means even the guys who actually have 9" dicks when hard probably have a 4-5" dick when soft, and there's little danger of it hitting the water.

[Suhaib1]

Well i dont know how short the toilets are where u live but where i live they are tall and if ur penis touches the water before flushing then ur saying that ur penis goes down to ur knee (without a boner) which basically means u have the penis of bigfoot, but if it touches it when u flush then its normal

[Passinggas]

Yes, taking a dump in a standard toilet, it will be in the water so I squat without a seat. However, there are those special deep handicap toilets that it will not but who the h has one of those? I usually just go in the woods with a shovel because it is easier and doesn’t stink up the place.

[CT_CD]

My penis always touches the water when I use a toilet. Sometimes I accidentally flush my penis down the toilet.

[Kurαȷ]

It never touches the water, and it wouldn't touch the water even if I was 3 times as big flaccid as it is now.
It's just another one of those fantastic and ridiculously comical "stories" men come up with to hilariously exaggerate the size of their manhoods.

[Sensmind]

I am not 100% sure what you are asking but unless you are endowed like a racehorse the possibilty of your penis touching the water is non existant assuming you are sitting on toilet.

[akihon]

No but then I'm hung like a budgies tongue so I never touch the water. I mean I'm actually that small I don't know how I don't use the ladies

[CameronStark]

I am very, very careful with my penis in these situations, so that I never let it touch anything. I wouldn't want to let a girl put my penis in her mouth if it had touched anything!! So, no, I am very careful!

[mk200195]

Inspired from this post " How do you prevent water in the toilet from splashing up to your butt when you make your regular deposit? "

[Meropatrick]

If i said yes i will be accused of being a cocky bastard, if i said no then i will be accused of being less than average.
ahhh deciding is difficult 👽

[Jamie05rhs]

I hold it so that it does not. But the main thing you want to avoid is the edge of the toilet, not the water in the bowl. Because it usually doesn't point down at that angle.

[Cage4]

Oh you mean the water at the bottom lol I got confused for a sec nah it doesn't at least not while I am using the toilets I regularly use. If it's erect for some reason it does sometimes does touch the bowl and it just feels disgusting lol

[ZackBan]

Only if the toilet in question is the sea. In that case yes it does.

[Jaximus-Lion]

Rouphly half the time. It's a shower right after that and rubbing it real hard

[Glenn603]

My penis and balls would have to seriously sag to touch the water here in the uk

[CaptainOverthink]

That would only happen if getting a boner would be a danger to your health. 😄

[ActiveSh1tter]

That's only possible if you have a super long flaccid penis, or if you cut off your penis while on the toilet and it falls in the water (hence it touched the water).

[Anonymous]

Maybe once ever. It doesn’t happen due to angle.
more of a concern on small toilets is hitting the front wall of the bowl above the water line no matter how far back you sit.

[olderbutnotwiser]

Lol what.. no one's does not even close and if they say it does they are lying!

[wrongway]

For those who are say yes it touches water... imagine you are doing a number two and that happens🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Bismarck_96]

https://youtu.be/jcfJL51Xia4

Im just gone drop this here

[NyteLyte]

Yes, my penis comes in contact with the toilet water when everytime I piss because my piss is hitting the water and my piss is contact with my penis. Unless it's at 3 in the morning then I am pissing on the side and not in the water.

[tslater]

I don't think that's real common, some people must some long penises to have this question be real

[Dongtai]

Yeah. I won’t lie, I like being able to say that but it’s really annoying when I use public restrooms. Especially when people don’t flush the toilet. I don’t want to stir any dirty water and catch something.

[motownplayer2000]

Now would you want a penis that is floating in shit and piss being shoved up your pussy? Dont worry, I'll wait.. lol 😂😂

[Nopalpintado]

No never when im sitting on the toilet and i have a boner the head of my penis is tight against the toilet seat just for you😉

[Purpleronnie]

No not even close , I mean it would have to be more than 20 inches long when not even erect ! .. guess wherever you are from the toilet 🚽 bowl is practically on the floor lol 😂

[Kru2020]

i think it would depend on the toilet. Some have higher water levels

[Titanic1912]

Never because I stand to me and it’s never erect when I have to take a dump.

[scooogy]

So, you're an influencer on the topic of sexuality and ask a question like only a 4 year old would... should GaG really keep your influencer status on this topic?

[genericname85]

not on the sort of toilet in my country xD not sure how some people here can say yes...

[wyzb_ondmyears]

That would depend on the water level in the toilet... but good rule of thumb, even if it can touch the water... best to make sure it doesn't...

[Edward_van_Helsin]

It depends on the length and the state (errected or not) and the design of the toilet, as some are deeper than others, which makes the water level higher or lower. I don't sit in public toilet or at work or if I see the bole design is of a higher water level. I have a fairly long one when not erected, and even the classic design with a lower water level makes it touching, so I just hold it up (pinch it and hold it)

[OfDeath]

Us men generally don't put our dicks in the toilet water. It never touches it.

[thewiggles]

Its so frickin gross, sends chills down your every crevis and you want to die.

[skymanjj]

Occasionally! Depending on where I go to the bathroom..

[Lottifan]

My penis never touches the water when I sit down to pee.

[KeziL]

My penis fell into the toilet once and I accidentally flushed before I realized and now I don't have a penis anymore :/

[andreasderjuengere]

What kind of toilet can that be?

[Gunnar1978]

Toilets are designed to avoid this, at least here in Europe. Before I flush, I stand up, so no problem there.

[nathanp97]

I've done it a few times. It is most common when I have to pee with an erection and have to sit down and lean over a lot.

[Jerre]

Mcock is big but NEVER EVER Does it touch toilet water.

[Canberraisboring]

I live in Australia. Our toilets don't fill up to the top. Why Americans do that, I have no idea. So fucking weird.

[DaMack999]

Ya if you got 2 feet long cock maybe it will touch toilet lol

[Dog20]

This is very interesting. So, how does it feel for guys when they pee sitting down?

[Anonymous]

yes it actually can happen. sometimes we sit down to poo, and if we flush before getting up, it's possible to clog the toilet with a monster dump. then the water rises. if it comes up high enough, our dingalings will touch the water.

[the_sinner]

No it doesn't.
Otherwise it'd be too gross for me.

[goaded]

Only in an American toilet where the hole in the seat lets me fall through. In Europe, toilets are designed for normal people.

[loveboltz]

Is that a necessary question to be asked for god sake?

[rapfan107]

😂😂nope you would need to have 13 inch porn size type of D

[Kitty46]

I’m a woman. This post is funny. I don’t like public bathrooms, if I have to go, I would use a seat cover.

[Jayy77]

How the fuck if a guy can do that I congratulate you 😂

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

No, i never let my pens touch any water in the toilet and
i wouldn't let it touch the toilet seat , i am OCD about germs

[Jjpayne]

I love this! Part of me wonders if it really can happen...

[Billy0670]

Um. No... never has and never will. Penises are not that long to reach the water

[JustinDavis1232]

Who the hell gave you such an idea?😂

No. Not for medium-large barers.

I don't know for the Extralarge category.

[Anonymous]

Toilet, urinal, when I'm walking around at home I throw it over my shoulder otherwise I get rug burn.

[gagsucs]

im 22yrs old and i can safely say that never happened to me

[Ianto]

It only happens in American crappers. I don't mind washing my balls, but I don't want to do it in bog water.

[MannySimms]

No and I don't think women in general would be comfortable with a winkie that big.