Guys, do you ever pop a boner while taking a shit?

[Apple1996]

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I know this is normal and all. Just wondering how often it acutally happens😆😆

[notshyguy1985]

NO.. this it the worst thing about being a man. You slong touching the inside of the bowl.. I have to protect it with toilet paper to prevent it from touching. So no I'm never hard sitting on the toilet.

[Apple1996]

😂😂😂 I would like to see you looking like this picture

[notshyguy1985]

that is cruel and unusual

[Apple1996]

I bet it's super cute

[notshyguy1985]

No it's horrible

[Insightfull]

🤣🤣

[casiano]

All the small peepee people said no. Of course this happens every time

[Apple1996]

Yeah I agree. They just got tiny dicks and won't admit it

[SuccessfulHornDog]

I don't understand how dick size has anything to do with it.

[casiano]

Well If your wenis is small, how can it touch the edge of the toilet while sitting down

[SuccessfulHornDog]

it would need to be abnormally small for that to be true

[JonJames]

Absolutely! That is how I learned to whack off in the bathroom. One -- why waste a boner? Two -- you already have privacy. Three -- you are expected to spend some time in there so no one will be the wiser.

Best BJ I ever had was a girl doing it while I was pooping. When I finally blew it was majestic.

[summiter]

I get a lot of boners but never while taking a dump.

[spartan55]

Lmao... no, don't think so.

[Jjpayne]

If I'm using my phone and get a picture that does. But it does make me wonder... Does the lady version of that happen too :)

[Apple1996]

Sometimes I can be horny and poop at the same time lol

[Jjpayne]

Interesting! I'm sorry... I just had a thought... A girl quickly coming out the bathroom horny and watching sex lmfao! "Honey, whatever you did in there can you do it more often" 😂

[Jjpayne]

*wanting not watching

[Apple1996]

Omg 😆😆😆 yeah I do that sometimes after a shower

[Jjpayne]

Lol 😂

[Lynx122]

No this has never happened to me ^^

[Dargil]

+1 for "made me LOL!"
Hell no! Doesn't work like that.
I do wish I could just hold my breath, push hard and have it go "thummf"

[Haelaeix123]

That's actually never happened to me lol

[MannySimms]

No. And that's a good thing.

[TCredo]

um... what definition of "normal" are you using? lol :)

[Apple1996]

It is normal lol

[TCredo]

lol if you say so :)

[brigfrey25]

My face says it all.

[Apple1996]

😆😆 your dog profile pic?

[brigfrey25]

Yeah...

[gagsucs]

the guys who that happens to must suffer from constipation a lot or just push really hard... me... iv never had to try so hard that i get a boner... usually it jus a little bit of pushing and bam, comes right out... i dont have to strain... guys that need to strain need to eat some more fruit n shit

[gagsucs]

also they must be really horny guys cos it is pretty hard to get erect in the situation of takin a crap, i jus dont find it sexy at all

[Insightfull]

I don't think that any amount of pushing would result in a boner

[Insightfull]

hahahahah no I don't think that's a thing

[chriscdi]

i have before, very rarely tho

[wisefool]

hell no. *barf*

[Apple1996]

I dont think it's that gross lol

[wisefool]

it's gross as fuck. i had a girl tell me she wanted me to shit in her mouth before

[Apple1996]

I'm not taking about during sex, more like just being on the toilet

[wisefool]

it's not normal, don't know who told you that.

[Apple1996]

My husband and both my children do it😂😂

[wisefool]

i realize it's a genetic fluke. umm how old are your children?

[Apple1996]

Nah it's normal for other guys. And they are 5 and 2, I'm still potty training both so I see everything that goes down

[wisefool]

that's not even close to normal. you can get a boner anywhere but getting one from pooping is an aberration

[Apple1996]

Poop runs by the male gspot. If you google it you'll see that its normal

[wisefool]

i realize that prostate stimulation turns some guys on but most guys don't get an erection from pooping. it makes me immediately soft actually. most guys don't get an erection until they are close to puberty either.

[Apple1996]

That's so false. Babies pop boners while they are in utero

[wisefool]

not a real erection, otherwise it would tear the foreskin. believe it's normal if you wanna be in denial about it but leave me out of the discussion

[Apple1996]

The foreksin stretches with the erection and doesn't hurt them. My son had one when I had my first ultrasound and the doc pointed it out. He was like thats obviously a boy. It's totally normal for kids to have erections the whole time before puberty

[Titanic1912]

That never happened to me.

[Sweetnessxoxo]

Oh my God

[lcooks88]

That's an awesome question, and no for me, never crossed my mind but thanks for the idea 😊

[BobbyC65]

Never while pooping.

[Waffles731]

No, just no

[Silent_Eyes]

No 😂