Should a guy warn a potential partner about his huge penis?

[newblinds]

What the frick. Yes he should. Or possibly no.

Probably just be like, hey babe, I need to go for my suit fitting appointment, it's so difficult for me because my front pants area... it's just always an issue.

Ooh sorry to hear that, it doesn't fit ok, the suit pants?

Ya, it's my big dick, always gets in the way! It sucks!!!

Or you can stretch out some magnums to how big and thicc yours is, and you can leave them around somewhere inconspicuous where she gonna run into them.

Or be like, sup girl... we're so wild and crazy and young... or we were at one time. Drinking and parties and some other stuff...

Don't you always try to stick stuff up everywhere since you're wild and crazy... somewhere that gets stuff stuck in it... ya how many inches did you get to... oh that's all... haha wow... not very good accomplishment... ya... see that guy's arm holding the apple... that's more like a CT_CD sized accomplishment.

Or just don't, and then it's gonna be buckwild when you two throw down the sex gauntlet. Or it won't work because it's too big and everyone will be mad and disappointed.

I wish I had one that a female would be jazzed to see... so sad... kind of like a hidden disability. They'll never be satisfied by it, or happy to see it. it's the worst of times, it's a tool which does not do it's designed function of pleasing the lady. A worthless nothing.

Well whatever, I tried to write something. Didn't get any good inspiration or high level funny.

Lucky man, unless it's like too big. Then it's a sad time for sure.

[winterfox10]

He probably should not just say it directly, but work it into the dirty talk. Women seem to enjoy feeling like they're in control but also kinda helpless. Like he could take what he wants, but he won't because he respects her; that type of thing... I've said things like "As soon as you let me, I'm gonna rip your clothes off and stretch you out on the washing machine!" Didn't hear any complaints with that one hahaha

[Daniela1982]

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be able to keep mum about it and would undoubtedly not be "warning" but more like "bragging".

[Anonymous]

He should cut off the extra inches to make it a medium-sized penis

[Anonymous]

I've never warned a girlfriend or friends with benefits or ONS that I have a big one. Prefer her to find out herself.

The prize being she finds out as I'm inserting it into her.

The only time it was warned? I was then working for an adult entertainment company, she was warned that the guy doing her does have a big one and to expect that it will hurt as I won't be doing her gently while on set.

[wagsingle]

I'm sure she's noticed that you head barely fits through the door.

[Massageman]

That would seem rather presumptuous on his part, depending on how/when he broached the subject.

[omgjassy]

You won’t have that problem so don’t worry about it

[Sambobelfast226]

Should just keep it a surprise. I know personally it can put a girl off if you tell her to early.

[Iamagoodguy]

Thank you for asking this question so I can get some advice even tho that is tiny compared to me

[Deydey12345]

Yes.. Mental preparation..
But on the other hand it would be so awkward to talk about

[Jjpayne]

Nah... It ruins the surprise :)

[simplelikeme]

Absolutely not, I love the facial expressions they get when I surprised them LOL

[MannySimms]

He should stop lying...

[BronzedAdonis]

No, why spoil the surprise?

[Joker_]

He should do something

[Plitty-Tank]

It would be best to warn them.

[Anonymous]

No warning. It'd be a nice surprise lol.

[NickiB1]

nah..

[aly34]

He should also warn about the small one too

[Thatsamazing]

Nope

[billluc69]

wish i hard to warn people