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How do/did you hide your porn-watching from your parents?

Lol I used to buy the expensive vids by accident and my moms boyfriend always got blamed 😂 she knew her little angel would never be watching such bad things lol. She still doesn't know i ever watched porn. She doesn't believe in masturbating and stuff like that. In my house it was a “bedroom doors stay open” ordeal kinda. So in thhe early years, i’d wait til my mom went to sleep then i’d ease my door up and watch porn on low or mute 😂 once i got a phone then i used headphones a few times (something i rarely do cause i find all headphones uncomfortable). Then my android caught a virus from pornhub or some crap and i became team iphone after that 😂 Anyways, how’d you keep your stash hidden... unless you had those weird parents who sit and watchh with you 👀 #FeelFreeToList #HideYoWivesHideYoPorn
How do/did you hide your porn-watching from your parents?
How do/did you hide your porn-watching from your parents?
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For those who dont realize i said DO for those who live with parents and DID for those who used to live with parents 🙌
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  • Same trick i used in schools to prevent them from catching me playing games, observe the room orientation of a room and work with it. Make sure you are facing the door and the screen is facing you. That way they have to turn the corner to see what you are doing. It buys you a lot of time in using your alt tab skills. At school i used a program called ClickyGone and trained all my friends on how to use it. We had a setup that would completely hide a window within a simple keyboard shortcut with it also being hidden from the taskbar. Teachers are smart enough to look at the other things you have open, but not smart enough to realize you can hide stuff entirely using software.

    As a kid i got used to masturbating trough my pants and watching porn without audio or very low volume. It did the trick, when i got older i had my own gaming headset so i could listen it at normal volumes and nobody would be able to hear. I also tended to use my iPod's webbrowser to watch it with extremely low volume in my bed. Nobody comes checking on me if they think i am sleeping and the lights are off.

    • As for the files go, i use regular folder hiding/masking techniques and its stored on my external drive which is entirely encrypted. It won't stop the feds if i ever get raided, but it will keep anyone else out i don't want to go trough my files. Neither will it raise suspicion if someone is looking over my shoulder when i use the PC.

    • Lmao badass kids 😂 and yea i cum without touchin myself too so i understand

  • I never ordered a porn on tv when I lived with my parents but we had Cinemax channel and late at night soft porn movies would come on and I watched that herein there , for actually porn I found my Dad’s Porn stash in his bedroom and he had a shit load of VCR tapes that I would sneak once in awhile and watch lol Now a days all you need is a smart phone and watch pornhub etc.. lol

    • I stayed watching cinemax and hbo latenight specials 😂 but i ordered the vid by accident On Demand

    • Lmao

    • Her boyfriend got blamed for it but some guy below blamed his grandma for it 😂

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Most Helpful Girls

  • well ı'm from turkey and parents avoid to think that their little daughter is getting horny sometimes too lmao. anyway i used to watch it in my parents room when they were at work because the only computer was in their room. ı wasn't touching myself tho ı was just curios.
    then ı got older and experienced orgasm one night without porn. and oh my dear god what was that, i was so impressed. so ı continued till move to my dorm. ı was around 16.
    now ı'm 19 and since i have my phone and tablet its easy to sext or watch porn without them noticing it. i got cought once though. my mom realised i was fully naked in bed she had that weird 'ı know what you're diong' smile.

    • Yea i dont touch myself either

    • ı do touch myself tho, ı was 11 back then so i wasn't feeling like touching i was just curious

    • Merhaba

  • Lol my nephew watched porn but my sis didn't know of history on google and one day these site randomly kept popping up and when I say it I knew he had been watching porn I checked his history and there it was. All the sites... he didn't even know of the history either. lol

    • Loll

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  • There was no VHS, DVD or internet when I was a kid. My mom gave me a subscription to Playboy Magazine for a present when I was in my later teens. LOL Girly magazines were the only porn. VHS didn't come out until the late 70s and I got one in the early 80s. Some time after that, I bought occasional porn videos through catalogues. But I had been living on my own for a while at that point, so I didn't have to hide them.

    • Well thats nice

    • Playboy was as soft as it got. No pussy, no sex. Just tits and ass.

    • @wagsingle, that's true. But I got it for the articles. LOL Anyway, yeah there were lots of girly magazines and they were all raunchier than Playboy.

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  • i had it in a plastic bag tripled wrapped with rubber bands and a few clips to hold the bag sealed and put it in the back of the toilet lol. this was before the whole freezer bag things was invented or even bought for our house really lol.

    it was challenging and you had to be creative , which i was lol

    • Daaaamn it was that serious 😂

    • yeah it was and the ones i had , showed janet jackson nude and samantha fox , they were babes when i was younger so yeah... lol

  • Clearing browser histories was pretty easy in Netscape. Also my parents always used Netscape so I started using the MSN browser for my pornography browsing, for an added layer of safety.

    • Lol smart

  • I don't live at home

    • I meant back then

    • I didn't watch porn then and I don't watch it now

  • I can't hide it😄. I can't suddenly mute the sound. And I don't like using headphones.

    • Lol i dont mute anymore. I just watch out loud with door shut

    • For me shutting the door can make it more obvious😄

    • I agree

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  • putted it in a file called ( memes)
    bc my parents hates memes😂

    but now the file name is ( midnight snacks)

    • Lol u save porn vids. I screenshot the name of the film and crop the pic and go check it later lmao

  • i don't/didn't. Wasn't really a big deal for me growing up. Besides, I always knew where my brother and dads porn mags were at. LOl

    • Lol pics dont do anything for me. I need audio

    • back when I was concerned about getting caught with porn, thats all that was available.

    • lol same here... i used to sneak in the basement and use my dads stash when i was really young

  • Believe it or not, I never watched porn in my folks' home. I watched porn with my boyfriend in his place.

  • Had my own computer so didn't have to hide it

    • Yea but i thought it shows on the internet bill

  • I hid the magazines in the alley behind the drug store.

    • Urrrr wow

    • Actually it was someone else's stash that a friend turned me onto.

    • One time another guy in class, 8th grade, catholic school!, brought one to class and we passed it around in a circle while the teacher was out of the room for an extended period of time. It was titled "Playmate" and had nude men and women having sex. It was REALLY hard core shit for the day! t the time most "girly" magazines had only nude woman, maybe themselves Playboy wouldn't even show pussy. Playgirl magazine was new on the scene. Not sure what it showed.

  • I did not watch porn as a kid but I also stayed in the privacy of my room too... Locking the door when I needed to

    • Yea we couldnt do all that

    • Sorry to hear :(

  • I used watch it at night when everyone was sleep on the computer I used just watch the trailer on bangbus. Then I got a PSP found a way to download it on there. Also had HBO so at night watched porn then as well lol.

    • Lol hbo too soft for me now haha

    • 😂😂 I was fine with it back in the day because the lesbian scenes was good lol

  • Over 10 years. Even lied and blamed a few adult movie purchases on grandma.

    • lol see above i blamed em on her ex but u blamed em on granny 😂 noooo

    • Sure did. Back in the days when I would lie to avoid punishment. Parents called the cable company and they reduced the charges in half because of the claim my grandma was pushing buttons she didn’t understand to buy them.

    • Lmao thats a smart one

  • Late nights and closed doors

    • Lmao i used to be so sleepy for school the next morn after staying up to 2am to see Cinemax flicks 😂

    • Same! But I usually read steamy softcore (or even hardcore) stories.

    • I hate reading but love writing lol

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  • I used the computer when they slept at night. I got mire discreet once the internet became big on wireless things. Like cellphones and my portable ps3. These days I keep my porn on a photo vault app on my phone to keep the nasty stuff away from the clean stuff.

    • Lmao i forgot psp

  • Turning my laptop slightly away from where they were sitting. They were a few meters away so I could always close the site if they came over.
    I've only rarely done it, but a sexy lady in stockings was something I could enjoy watching :D

    • Hahaha you bad boy

    • I know Desi... put on a short dress and stockings and you'll get a hug, wanting it or not 😁❤

  • By watching it on a library computer.

    • Ummmm risky lol

    • Nah, just find a computer in a corner and you're good.

    • Ours tracks what sites u go to and makes u log in under assigned accounts

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  • Free sites and incognito tabs 🤷‍♀️

    • wasn't available back then but i hear ya

  • It’s called pornhub it’s free

    • Im talking about online... nobody has a stash of physical stuff anymore

    • Yeah pornhub is online what

    • So how did you hide pornhub from your parents as a teen

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  • If I ever watched porn I would either use headphones or do it when everyone was sleep

    • Okay

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