How to buy lube for masturbation without knowing to my parents?

[Anonymous]

I'm 14 and I started to masturbating a while ago so I need lube for masturbating how can I buy without knowing to my parents?
I can't say to my friends about this because I'm really embarrassed and I don't have any money to buy this how can I buy it any idea? Or should I straightly ask to my parents?
And how can I hide if I buyed it
Your opinion matters!

[SomeGUYonGAG]

Even lotion what reason should I say to buy it to my parents? Tell them it's because you want to take care of your skin more. Doesn't matter what type of lotion, you can get that $1 lotion from Dollar General.

Now about the lube. Do chores around the house and earn yourself some money. Go to a store that sells Amazon Gift Cards (or any prepaid gift card that Amazon will accept), they are already prepaid. Go on Amazon and order yourself some lube. THEY WILL NOT KNOW THAT IT'S LUBE UNLESS THEY OPEN THE BOX, all Amazon packages come in their usual Amazon boxes, but I don't know if your parents snoop through your mail (which is rude). After you order make sure you go to you Amazon order history and archive that order so no one can see it in your history (mom got me with that one). Here's the lube I use -
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B075SN1MY9/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

[Anonymous]

People have answered your question. Now I have one for you. Why are you doing this? what benefits does it bring? And why do you think society makes it sound like a normal activity?

You do realise that you are wasting something that was created to create a whole new life...

As for the ''oh but it lowers the risk of prostate cancer...''

Prostate cancer is still on the rise and most guys are busy watching porn and fapping. Question your own actions, question society, and open your eyes. If you, at that age can start to see the truth, the rest of your life will be on another level.

[Asker]

You saying not to masturbate

[Opinion Owner]

I'm saying all young men, including yourself, should question it, and everything else. Look up the No fap stuff on Youtube and the SR stuff. Do you know that the energy you are wasting can be transmuted into something else? What do you think happens to a young mans potential when he starts that at a young age, then gets into porn? Just imagine how different his life would be if he redirected all of that energy into something else. Some guys realised this at the age of 30, but some are realising this at your age. Most guys your age are doing this... why not think a little deeper. Good luck!

[Asker]

But I can control myself once in 2 week doesn't hurt me right

[Opinion Owner]

I think it's still a waste because of it's intended purpose, and we cannot justify doing so. It's just that society has made boys see their life force as worthless. Look deeper and you may realise you do it because you feel unhappy, feel a void, or want to avoid facing something.

I suggest you watch a few videos and decide for yourself. Some of this guys videos are interesting. Note, I don't agree with everything he says, but he has some good points.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U14Kwv4duGU

[On_cloud_wine]

Coconut oil

[Apple1996]

Use lotion, much less obvious then acutal lube

[Apple1996]

Tell them you have dry skin 🤷‍♀️

[Asker]

Okay

[wagsingle]

Use hand lotion. Also, if you're uncut, or a loose cut (like me) you might not need lube. My skin moves with my hand.

[Shiver]

Just get any decent moisturizing lotion, say it's because you want to start taking care of your skin. Ez pz

[gagsucs]

i dont understand why so many guys need lube, do they have wooden cock?
it isn't that hard to slide ur dick up and down if u have foreskin... maybe its jus cos im uncut,
do any other uncut guys dry wank?
is this only a circumsizion problem?

[tryitonetime]

I'm sure any lotion will work but in worse case spit on it.

[bangyourhead]

Lotion works. So does vegetable oil or coconut oil. Say you want to start cooking with coconut oil because you heard it’s healthy. They’ll buy some for the pantry and just put some in a container to keep in your room.

[bangyourhead]

No matter what you say, they’ll know you want it for jacking off. But they’ll pretend like they don’t know what you need it for.

[COMMODOREII]

Have you tried lotion?

[Asker]

No I haven't

[COMMODOREII]

When i was 12 to 17. I was using my dads body lotion. It was called Neutrogena Norwegian Formula. The lotion not only made me dick nice and healthy. Lol but it was excellent alternative to lube. Plus my parents thought i was trying to keep my skin healthy and so i was able to use that. Lol

[coolhotchacha]

Y u need lube?
Use oil

[boredhubby2020]

Get Vaseline say it's for body moisture

[Anonymous]

Butter
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[Anonymous]

Use olive oil, baby oil or coconut oil. I rather vegetal oils (olive, coconut). I've used baby oil and I have my doubts about it. Probably it's not safe.