Guys, ever done anything naughty to a stripper?

[crazybill19770225]

[Czaxi]

Well the thing about strippers is that they aren't hookers. To them, pole dancing and the like is their life and welfare outside of their home and social life. They may humor you and mess around during work, but I guarantee you that they don't feel attachment and you shouldn't get your hopes up. It's like smashing a gallon of milk on the floor of a grocery store. You might think it's funny, but to the workers it's just more work.

[reptocarl]

Fuck no. They’re more protected than the First Lady. I tapped one on the foot to get her attention so I could give her a tip and I had a couple of bouncers named Bruno and Brutus showing me the door in a very unfriendly way

[ecfresh]

Nope. Gave one a back massage during a bachelor party. That’s as naughty as it’s gotten. Strippers come across as too fake for me.

[ThinkerShell]

What were you doing there? I mean what type of bachelor party was it?

[ecfresh]

A poker buddy of mine was getting married so it was part of a partying evening. One of my friends paid a stripper to entertain me for 2 songs.

[ThinkerShell]

May I ask what did she exactly done to entertain you? I like to know more about such parties but social media and websites aren't trusted like peoples experiences

[ecfresh]

We were at a strip club. There was music playing and it was lower lighting. She came over and sat on my lap, she was topless. She danced on my lap to the songs. She said it was ok to touch her anywhere above the waist so I gave her a back massage. After the 2nd song she said thank you and walked away.

[ThinkerShell]

I see Doesn't it annoy your wife? (If you have one)

[ecfresh]

I am single, never married

[ThinkerShell]

Ow... Sorry I thought you're married

[ecfresh]

No worries. You can see my other GaG answers, don’t say I am married

[cicchis0]

One time I got a lap dance before paying and was so drunk that I used the PIN for the wrong card three times and they kicked me out so the poor girl did it for free.

[SlothySlob]

Yeah, I didn't show up.

[Luxhian]

Ma guy

[chriscdi]

one day ima tell one to get in my car and tell her im taking her home, then drive her to a cannibal camp, 3k right there, big bread