How sexually weird are you?

[Quidthonian]

She comes to me dressed in a per-determined way to know that she is ready for it. She is forbidden from touching her own body and her own stuff. I am her hands. She is expected to follow my instructions. If things get too uncomfortable for her, she may disobey and the game is over.
I get her to sit on the couch: sit up straight; feet flat; knees touching; fingers interlocked in her lap. I start to touch her body. I start by removing any hair accessories, undoing any pony tails or braids. I run my finger nail down her arms and forearms. I touch her face, brushing any stray hairs. I remind her that she can't show emotion. I verify that she is not wearing a bra under her T-shirt.
I reposition her to a lying position. There, I remove her ankle socks. While doing so, I gawk up her skirt. I am looking for any wet-spots. I run my fingers up her thigh stopping short of her white cotton panties. I watch her as she struggles to hold her pee in.
I get her to stand up and embrace me lightly. I work my hands up her skirt along her side. I remove her panties as she continues to subtly indicate that she needs to use the bathroom.
I feel her narrowest point of her torso. my hands slip into the top of her skirt. I am verifying that she is shaven. When I feel the time is right, I move her to the bathroom.
I enjoy any one of my methods of getting her to pee. One thing is certain: she still is not allowed to touch her body or her clothing. What exactly I do with her in the bathroom? Well, that is a surprise. I will decide in the spur of the moment how I take her pee.
Once she has been peed, I would proceed to exploring her vagina with my fingers. The point is to get her to a properly wet orgasm.

[MysteriousDarkness]

I have done it in a cemetery and a graveyard, in a van while another person was driving that was not involved. Once my girlfriend to me to cum on her so I did and then we went in the mall with my cum dripping down her belly.
The key difference between cemetery and graveyard is that the cemetery is not situated next to a church whereas the graveyard is situated next to a church. Both cemetery and graveyard refer to places where we bury the dead.

[Meister__]

I think my weirdest fantasy is using nipple clamps on my partner's nipples lol
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[dthomas89]

I don't really have a "fantasy"

I mean, I guess I sort of do but, like, it'll never come true, nor do I want it to. That's the point of a fantasy, it's JUST FANTASY

[Dargil]

Publicly vanilla. Privately raunchy.
I have a curiosity about Electro-stim.

[jirwin7979]

very weird... i have always wanted to be tied to a girls bed and she uses a strap on and rides me 4 times a day and makes me cum inside her and a few others that iam to scared to say

[Akshayjosh]

I've fucked a girl who was elder to me by 3 years. In the passage between my neighbor's and my house.
At midnight when she had come to ask me for a torch as there was no electricity, without anyone knowing.

[andy530]

I’m pretty weird lol 😂 and making out... Um on the lawn of a middle school

[oldguystillhasit]

I used to think my fantasy of being edged and teased many many times was weird until I started getting on sex discussion and social media groups

[daddym20]

Not as weird as women. You must be mad if you think men's fantasies will be weirder than women's.
Women freaky guys don't be fooled.

[PimpJuicy]

I want a threesome involving my sister. Weirdest place I ever had sex was on a trampoline

[Kelly6]

I’m very sexual weird
cuckquean
nudist
gangbang
interracial
Hotwife
slut wife
adult breastfeeding
extanded breastfeeding mom

[curioushuman628]

Let her cut my penis off. A graveyard once which was super creepy

[basilsn96]

Hard question