What's it mean if a girl it constantly teasing a guy about his dick size?

My two friends have this weird dynamic where she's constantly making jokes about how small his dick is, and they both just laugh their asses off... they just recently became friends, I know for 100% they've never done anything sexual cause they used to hate each other...

She will also just walk up and put her arm on his shoulder... its very weird to see this new dynamic between them
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  • She's demonstrating her comfort around him and showing sexual interest in him by teasing about sexuality. In reality, she's hinting that wants to get intimate.

    I saw a romantic comedy in which a man and woman conflicted constantly as if they hated each other but were secretly turned on by each other. Typical plot scenario, right? In one scene, as they stood arguing in front of the door of her house, she insulted his manhood by saying something like "How does it feel to get urine on your scrotum when you pee?" implying that he had a micro penis. The guy retaliated by saying something about her small tits as if she wasn't sexy. So she put his hand on her breast and said something like "Do these feel small?" Then he put her hand on his crotch and said, "Does this feel small?" That's when, for the first time, they grabbed each other and began kissing passionately.

  • Just because they used to hate each other does not mean that they can not have done anything sexual. Some people actually have sex with people they have hate issues with. Also, they obviously do not hate each other now and may have recently had a sexual experience. And obviously she does not mean it since they are both laughing.
    The other possibility is that she has no idea about his size and it is a completely nonsensical teasing that they both enjoy.

    • They haven't done anything sexual, I know this 100% one of them would of told me

    • Then you should ask them why they do it. Only they can know.

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  • Friendly insults are a thing that many friends do.

    Dick size is often the subject because it’s something we humans find easy to make fun of.

    • not really, it's a cultural thing not a human thing.

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  • Sounds kinda weird. Are you sure they have not had sex? Maybe she has given him a handjob? As long as they both are laughing about it... no big deal. Have you seen him naked is he really small?

    • he's not small

    • Sounds like you know first hand!!!

    • he's average with some decent girth

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  • Maybe he's not actually that small, but it's an inside joke from years back. An ex-girlfriend of mine and I met a couple and got really comfortable with them and kind of hooked up with them. Before that night he was always making fun of his own size how small he was, and she would sometimes join in. Well that night I learned it wasn't all that small. In fact he was the same size, maybe a little bit bigger than me and I'm considered above average if you believe what you read. So to them it was some joke, and maybe that's the case with your friends.

  • Your two friends certainly have a lot of growing up to do.

  • I had a girl do this to me too, it was always made as a joke. I never figured out why she did it either. She was totally married, we just always worked together in our little section. I assume it meant she was really comfortable around me, and could say whatever she wanted.

  • it means they think it's hilarious to talk about his itty bitty

  • I've had a situation similar to this when I was in my early 20s. Lol. They like each other.

  • It means his d**k isn't long enough and he deserves to be teased due to its inferior size

    • Lol so you get teased often then?

    • Well given my d**k measures 8.5 inches and every chick I've slept with has choked on it that proves it's a respectable size.

    • You're so humble

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  • Yep they like each other. The boomer is on the nose. 😂😂

  • It means she is more man than woman.

    Guys tease each other about dick size, but for a woman to do it would piss me off.

    Just like a guy should not tease a girl about having giant/tiny tits or perhaps being infertile.

    These kinds of remarks coming from the opposite sex have serious hostility attached to them.

  • They must have done something with the guy

  • Apparently they have overcome their differences and are really comfortable around each other now. And he doesn't get his feelings hurt too easily.

  • I'm guessing that it is all in good humor and they just trade jabs with each other...

  • It's just something that give her a kick, and most likely she is interested in the guy, however it's not an uncommon situation, I had similar one before and it turned out that she was just teasing me to show her.

  • She likes him. Just a very weird way of showing it if he doesn't let it bother him. Vedy vedy weird...

  • She likes him

  • Tell that boy to tell her who teasing always.
    Boy will give reply as "Just give a chance to Fuck u, I bet u never u will suck others dick than me"it's a challenge

    • Or u suck as always u r sucking the Ass

  • If its ant doing the job 4 her then she need to find a different size. Not put him down for something he can't control

    • They've never done anything sexual

  • maybe he's small flaccid and they both enjoy the joking around. i know i would

  • She is giving him that was now!!

    • Fucking spell check, I meant ass

  • Would it bother you if they've been fucking and haven't told you about it?

    • But... they haven't been

    • That's not my question. If they HAVE been and you find out later they've been doing it for awhile and never told you, would that bother you?

    • Nope

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