Why do guys want to stick their wiener where it doesn't belong and does it get slick when wet?

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This is a wiener question and it is not what you think - or is it? Have you ever seen the Wienermobile in person? I heard that you could pay to stay in it for a night as it has room for a bed. You even get some wieners for dinner. Where else would you expect a wiener to be?

Why do guys want to stick their wiener where it doesnt belong and does it get slick when wet?

Answer 1

OlderAndWiser | 17.8K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

And. . . Spam has a website devoted to Spam haiku! E. g.:

Me and Donald Trump
eat some SPAM with Helen Crump
when we're at the dump.

http://web.mit.edu/jync/www/spam/

Daniela1982

1 y
I've never tried Spam but I know people who can make a good meal out if it.
OlderAndWiser

1 y
I ate it as a child and hope to never see it again.

Pink tender morsel
Glistening with salty gel
What the hell is it?

SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM.
Who the hell you think you are?
Get back in that can!

Anti-SPAMku league
run by liberal women.
You know how it goes.

One-armed man on lam
stops to eat a can of SPAM
Now they got him. Damn!!
Daniela1982

1 y
One thing I do know as it stays good in the can for a long time.
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OlderAndWiser

1 y
Oh, yeah, that's right!

Answer 2

Daniela1982

I've never tried Spam but I know people who can make a good meal out if it.

Answer 3

OlderAndWiser

I ate it as a child and hope to never see it again.

Pink tender morsel
Glistening with salty gel
What the hell is it?

SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM.
Who the hell you think you are?
Get back in that can!

Anti-SPAMku league
run by liberal women.
You know how it goes.

One-armed man on lam
stops to eat a can of SPAM
Now they got him. Damn!!

Answer 4

Daniela1982

One thing I do know as it stays good in the can for a long time.

Answer 5

OlderAndWiser

Oh, yeah, that's right!

Answer 6

COMMODOREII | 14.2K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

Nothing like a good hot dog. 😋

Daniela1982

1 y
I like the top pics. Reminds me of Wienerschnitzel. I got to have onions on mine too.
COMMODOREII

1 y
Yaas!!! 😂

Answer 7

Daniela1982

I like the top pics. Reminds me of Wienerschnitzel. I got to have onions on mine too.

Answer 8

COMMODOREII

Yaas!!! 😂

Answer 9

TahoeHiker | 270 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 6

Personally, I prefer to stay in a vagina as long as it stays nice and warm.

Daniela1982

1 y
So does an oven. If a vagina is not nice and warm she is a Zombie.
TahoeHiker

1 y
True, So that means my exwife was a Zombie. I knew it
Daniela1982

1 y
You should have slipped her a curling iron disguised as a dildo. She would have warmed up then for sure.

Answer 10

Daniela1982

So does an oven. If a vagina is not nice and warm she is a Zombie.

Answer 11

TahoeHiker

True, So that means my exwife was a Zombie. I knew it

Answer 12

Daniela1982

You should have slipped her a curling iron disguised as a dildo. She would have warmed up then for sure.

Answer 13

OddBeMe | 3.6K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

So what does “slick when wet” have to do with the wiener mobile? Everything is slick when wet.

Daniela1982

1 y
Not sandpaper or flypaper.

Answer 14

Daniela1982

Not sandpaper or flypaper.

Answer 15

bklynbadboy1 | 4.9K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

Wait what are we talkin about

Answer 16

Anonymous

Umm, who the hell would want to stay there? Haha

Daniela1982

1 y
The kids who sing the "I'd like to be an Oscar Meyer wiener" song.
Opinion Owner

1 y
Lol you just want to see a Weiner don't you haha

Answer 17

Daniela1982

The kids who sing the "I'd like to be an Oscar Meyer wiener" song.

Answer 18

Opinion Owner

Lol you just want to see a Weiner don't you haha

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