If I gave you $5,000 to never eat any chocolate for the rest of your life would you accept?

Question

Remember, this is no chocolate - no cookies, candy, chocolate milk, expressos, chocolate ice cream, chocolate covered bugs, or anything made from cocoa beans. If you break the rules you pay me back the $5,000 and a $5,000 penalty. Could you do it? Or are you all talk?

If I gave you $5,000 to never eat any chocolate for the rest of your life would you accept?

No chocolate for pussy

Sorry! No can have!

Don't even think about drinking your calories!

There is always Tribbles!

But you get to go to college instead.

Answer 1

0112358 | 12.5K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

My concern would be accidental chocolate eating.

id willingly go without though for that much. I don’t love chocolate that much. I’d be sadder to give up vanilla. There are a lot of other foods is miss 100x more

Answer 2

MrOracle | 11.5K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Influencer

You can keep your money. Even if it was $5 billion, I'd tell you to keep your money.

Daniela1982

11 mo
You can't be serious! You would turn down $5 Billion? Are you nuts?
MrOracle

11 mo
Nope. I can earn my own money, and while it won't be billions, I will retain control of my own choices. I'm stubborn that way.

Answer 3

Daniela1982

You can't be serious! You would turn down $5 Billion? Are you nuts?

Answer 4

MrOracle

Nope. I can earn my own money, and while it won't be billions, I will retain control of my own choices. I'm stubborn that way.

Answer 5

Female_assasin

Xper 5

Gurl... only $5,000 for giving up chocolate? r u for real? give me about $5 million then yeah i probably would but $5,000? hell nawww

Answer 6

Kurαȷ

Guru

Chocolate happens to be one of the only sweet things I can actually eat and don't mind eating, so it would probably have to be a lot more than $5000 to get me off it.

A 100k, maybe?

Answer 7

wankiam | 8.8K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

do you want my address to post cash or do it through paypal... i haven't eaten chocolate in 4 years so far so im well up for it

Answer 8

Regmorus

Yoda

Yes!! That's a deal! I don't do anyway. Where can I send my bank account infos to get it? 😂😂😂

Daniela1982

11 mo
Sure, what is that candy wrapper hanging out of your back pocket then?
Regmorus

11 mo
In truth, I don't eat any sweet things (honey is an exception) O_o Kinda like alkohol and smoking for me :) Sugar is a drug!! 😁

Answer 9

Daniela1982

Sure, what is that candy wrapper hanging out of your back pocket then?

Answer 10

Regmorus

In truth, I don't eat any sweet things (honey is an exception) O_o Kinda like alkohol and smoking for me :) Sugar is a drug!! 😁

Answer 11

MysteriousDarkness | 1.5K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

Unless you have a way to spy on the person every second of every day you are alive how would you know if they had any type of chocolate in any form at all or none at all?

MysteriousDarkness

11 mo
Hypothetical if 5,000 people agreed to this at $5,000 that would be $25,000,000. Lets just it went up to 1,000,000 people. That would 1,000,000 people at $5,000 a piece would be $500,000,000.
Daniela1982

11 mo
Because they would take a certain pill that if they eat chocolate it chemically combines with the chocolate to make cyanide. So, we would know.
Daniela1982

11 mo
I may get rich after all.
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MysteriousDarkness

11 mo
@Daniela1982
How would you get them to take the pill if they questioned it?
Daniela1982

11 mo
Make it chocolate flavored.
MysteriousDarkness

11 mo
So you would give them a pill that binds whith chocolate that turns to cyanide which kills them chocolate flavored means once they take the pill it would start right away ir not long after to turn to cyanide. In other words you word help to kill them.
What if they refused the pill?
Daniela1982

11 mo
Then they would get pregnant.
MysteriousDarkness

11 mo
@Daniela1982
How would you get them pregnant? Guys can not get pregnant.
Daniela1982

11 mo
You can never know what may happen if you don't take the pill.

Answer 12

MysteriousDarkness

Hypothetical if 5,000 people agreed to this at $5,000 that would be $25,000,000. Lets just it went up to 1,000,000 people. That would 1,000,000 people at $5,000 a piece would be $500,000,000.

Answer 13

Daniela1982

Because they would take a certain pill that if they eat chocolate it chemically combines with the chocolate to make cyanide. So, we would know.

Answer 14

Daniela1982

I may get rich after all.

Answer 15

MysteriousDarkness

@Daniela1982
How would you get them to take the pill if they questioned it?

Answer 16

Daniela1982

Make it chocolate flavored.

Answer 17

MysteriousDarkness

So you would give them a pill that binds whith chocolate that turns to cyanide which kills them chocolate flavored means once they take the pill it would start right away ir not long after to turn to cyanide. In other words you word help to kill them.
What if they refused the pill?

Answer 18

Daniela1982

Then they would get pregnant.

Answer 19

MysteriousDarkness

@Daniela1982
How would you get them pregnant? Guys can not get pregnant.

Answer 20

Daniela1982

You can never know what may happen if you don't take the pill.

Answer 21

Twalli | 12.9K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

I don't/can't eat most chocolate, so I could do so easily. I suppose accidents are allowed? Such as I eat something "contaminated" without intent or desire.

Answer 22

Robertcw | 308 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Explorer

No, but I'd do it in exchange for a lifetime guarantee of sex.

Answer 23

Avicenna | 6.3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

No way. I eat dark chocolate almost daily.
But I might do it for $5 million.

Daniela1982

11 mo
Daily is a hard habit to break.

Answer 24

Daniela1982

Daily is a hard habit to break.

Answer 25

monkeynutts | 1.2K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

I would prefer to eat my left leg, coated in milk chocolate.

Daniela1982

11 mo
Wow, I've had leg of chicken, leg of lamb, and frog legs, but never a monkey leg.
monkeynutts

11 mo
I love your assistance.

Answer 26

Daniela1982

Wow, I've had leg of chicken, leg of lamb, and frog legs, but never a monkey leg.

Answer 27

monkeynutts

I love your assistance.

Answer 28

Guardian45 | 3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

WDAF? Are you OUTTA your MIND?

N. E. V. A!!!

Answer 29

Surely | 1.5K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

Wish that I could do that for all added sugars.
I'm an addict to chocolate.

Daniela1982

11 mo
Aren't most of us?

Answer 30

Daniela1982

Aren't most of us?

Answer 31

tHISpLACEiSbONKERZ | 617 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 7

Sure, why not, it's not like could ever find out if I keep eating it or not.

Answer 32

crmoore | 1.3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

No, 5k isn't worth no chocolate. Not even close.

Answer 33

bangyourhead

Guru

Only $5k? Not worth it.

Answer 34

TallAnon | 2.7K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

5000? Nah, try adding a zero.

Twalli

11 mo
So you'd do it for $05000. 🙂
TallAnon

11 mo
Lol, almost

Answer 35

Twalli

So you'd do it for $05000. 🙂

Answer 36

TallAnon

Lol, almost

Answer 37

esotericstory

Guru

no i won't because i am kind of addicted to it

Answer 38

colinthenewfie | 117 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 4

$5,000 is chump change. No LOL

Answer 39

Plitty-Tank

Yoda

I would not accept that.

Daniela1982

11 mo
Chicken!
Plitty-Tank

11 mo
Not a chicken. Money is not my god.
Daniela1982

11 mo
What is then, sex?
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Plitty-Tank

11 mo
You asking if I would rather have daily sex or give up chocolate?

Answer 40

Daniela1982

Chicken!

Answer 41

Plitty-Tank

Not a chicken. Money is not my god.

Answer 42

Daniela1982

What is then, sex?

Answer 43

Plitty-Tank

You asking if I would rather have daily sex or give up chocolate?

Answer 44

beldath | 117 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 5

I'd go for the money

Answer 45

Danny_dan92 | 2K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

Yep. That’s easy

Daniela1982

11 mo
Is it now?
Danny_dan92

11 mo
Definitely
Daniela1982

11 mo
I hate to ask what your comfort food , or substance, is.
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Danny_dan92

11 mo
Not chocolate but candy

Answer 46

Daniela1982

Is it now?

Answer 47

Danny_dan92

Definitely

Answer 48

Daniela1982

I hate to ask what your comfort food , or substance, is.

Answer 49

Danny_dan92

Not chocolate but candy

Answer 50

COMMODOREII | 14.2K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

No!!! 😧😖😭😭😭😭

Answer 51

motownplayer2000 | 2.2K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

Yes. In a heartbeat.

Answer 52

bklynbadboy1 | 4.9K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

Nope

Answer 53

andy530 | 4.4K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

In a heartbeat

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