Why do you masturbate?

Question

Romance

Exercise

Practicing for the real thing

Saves getting dressed up

I voted for Pete Buttigieg

I'm a vegan

I can't find a partner who wants ten times a day

Select age and gender to cast your vote:

GirlGuy

Answer 1

Trooper205 | 2.4K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

When I used to Masturbate, it was for quite a few reasons.
1) Boredom
2) Horny
3) Lonely
4) Curious
5) Interested
6) Addicted
7) Horndog

Answer 2

Meatunnel69 | 1.3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Explorer

Semen has antimicrobial action and prevents UTIs

Lliam

11 mo
LMAO
Meatunnel69

11 mo
It does dude it really does
Can_I_Get_a_Do-Over

11 mo
LMAO too. It totally messes up the natural ph balance in the vagina.
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Meatunnel69

11 mo
@Can_I_Get_a_Do-Over lies
Lliam

11 mo
I think semen is vaginal health "lotion". It should be applied regularly and often. :-)
But that's not why I laughed at your comment, Meatunnel69. I thought you were making a joke like "I use semen as hand sanitizer."
Meatunnel69

11 mo
No but that’s not a bad idea
AngieDD

8 mo
Dirty boys
Meatunnel69

8 mo
@AngieDD dont h8 on a fellow red head
AngieDD

8 mo
@Meatunnel69 no hating here that was just on a lighter note

Answer 3

Meatunnel69

It does dude it really does

Answer 4

Can_I_Get_a_Do-Over

LMAO too. It totally messes up the natural ph balance in the vagina.

Answer 5

Meatunnel69

@Can_I_Get_a_Do-Over lies

Answer 6

Lliam

I think semen is vaginal health "lotion". It should be applied regularly and often. :-)
But that's not why I laughed at your comment, Meatunnel69. I thought you were making a joke like "I use semen as hand sanitizer."

Answer 7

Meatunnel69

No but that’s not a bad idea

Answer 8

AngieDD

Dirty boys

Answer 9

Meatunnel69

@AngieDD dont h8 on a fellow red head

Answer 10

AngieDD

@Meatunnel69 no hating here that was just on a lighter note

Answer 11

SydneySentinel

Guru

1. To fall asleep easier at night
2. Because I'm human and have needs

Lliam

11 mo
Good ones, SydneySentinal. Made me laugh. I'm trying to come up with a clever come back.
1. Everyone needs sleep. Nothing like a cup of chamomile tea and a good orgasm to help me relax.
2. I need that buzz. It's my drug of choice.
You're a good woman.

Answer 12

Lliam

Good ones, SydneySentinal. Made me laugh. I'm trying to come up with a clever come back.
1. Everyone needs sleep. Nothing like a cup of chamomile tea and a good orgasm to help me relax.
2. I need that buzz. It's my drug of choice.
You're a good woman.

Answer 13

WhiteShoulder

Guru

Horny

Sometimes my fantasies are romantic

Lliam

11 mo
What about the other times? LMAO
WhiteShoulder

11 mo
Much dirtier
Lliam

11 mo
LOL. Provocative! I'd love to hear about THOSE. haha

Answer 14

Lliam

What about the other times? LMAO

Answer 15

WhiteShoulder

Much dirtier

Answer 16

Lliam

LOL. Provocative! I'd love to hear about THOSE. haha

Answer 17

Can_I_Get_a_Do-Over

Xper 5

Because I have no partner yet and I have crazy erotic stories in my head that demand action. Sex is not a physiological need but it satisfies many physiological human needs like love, touch, belonging, acceptance, self esteem, connection, etc.

itsmeamy

11 mo
Have you checked out literotica
itsmeamy

11 mo
Great stories
SisterFantasy

11 mo
@itsmeamy literotica is hot. Sometimes I need a story over porn.
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itsmeamy

11 mo
Yeah me 2
Can_I_Get_a_Do-Over

11 mo
I’ve read Literotica. Some are good. I like my own stories better. Lol.
WhiteShoulder

11 mo
@itsmeamy I love Literotica

Answer 18

itsmeamy

Have you checked out literotica

Answer 19

itsmeamy

Great stories

Answer 20

SisterFantasy

@itsmeamy literotica is hot. Sometimes I need a story over porn.

Answer 21

itsmeamy

Yeah me 2

Answer 22

Can_I_Get_a_Do-Over

I’ve read Literotica. Some are good. I like my own stories better. Lol.

Answer 23

WhiteShoulder

@itsmeamy I love Literotica

Answer 24

AmandaYVR | 1.4K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

Alright, what are you up to with these multiple choice here. You might as well have written 'platypus', 'volcano', 'snagglepuss.' I choose one of those.

Lliam

11 mo
I had more but GAG only allows 7 options.
Come on. It was a joke. Where's your sense of humor?
A. I'm in a love affair with my hand/dildo.
B. Physical fitness is important. I keep my wrist in top condition.
C. "How did you become such a wonderful lover?" Answer, "I practice a lot on my own."
D. Seems valid. Women don't have to put down the Cheetos, fix their hair and put on makeup. Guys don't have to turn off the TV or pay for two meals at a restaurant. Lol
E. Why are you hating on Mayor Pete?
F. Actual sex contains animal products.
G. I have a partner but they can't keep up.
Here's a story. I had sex twice a day on work days with a particular girlfriend, and often for hours at a time on weekends. It seemed like we had sex every waking hour. She was an orgasmic Eveready Bunny. At some point, I found her dildo and discovered that she still found time to masturbate. It increased my awe and admiration for her. It would work the same way with guys, too.
Lliam

11 mo
Now tell my why you would choose platypus. Lol
AmandaYVR

11 mo
Yeah kinda weird huh. These were the words that came to my head. I wrote them in order. I didn't know why I chose platypus at the time, it felt like the most random, unrelated thing ever, even after I thought about the duck bill shape and it was the image in myy head. But now that I think about it, maybe it was cause of the 'pus' on the end? If you figure out what that duck bill did for me, lmk. That could be key, somehow. Heh heh.

Answer 25

Lliam

I had more but GAG only allows 7 options.
Come on. It was a joke. Where's your sense of humor?
A. I'm in a love affair with my hand/dildo.
B. Physical fitness is important. I keep my wrist in top condition.
C. "How did you become such a wonderful lover?" Answer, "I practice a lot on my own."
D. Seems valid. Women don't have to put down the Cheetos, fix their hair and put on makeup. Guys don't have to turn off the TV or pay for two meals at a restaurant. Lol
E. Why are you hating on Mayor Pete?
F. Actual sex contains animal products.
G. I have a partner but they can't keep up.
Here's a story. I had sex twice a day on work days with a particular girlfriend, and often for hours at a time on weekends. It seemed like we had sex every waking hour. She was an orgasmic Eveready Bunny. At some point, I found her dildo and discovered that she still found time to masturbate. It increased my awe and admiration for her. It would work the same way with guys, too.

Answer 26

Lliam

Now tell my why you would choose platypus. Lol

Answer 27

AmandaYVR

Yeah kinda weird huh. These were the words that came to my head. I wrote them in order. I didn't know why I chose platypus at the time, it felt like the most random, unrelated thing ever, even after I thought about the duck bill shape and it was the image in myy head. But now that I think about it, maybe it was cause of the 'pus' on the end? If you figure out what that duck bill did for me, lmk. That could be key, somehow. Heh heh.

Answer 28

BobbyC65 | 5.6K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

I can't find a partner who wants ten times a day. 😩
I love playing with my self sexually. 💞

Lliam

11 mo
So nobody tells you that their not in the mood or that they have a headache? Lol
BobbyC65

11 mo
Lol♂️

Answer 29

Lliam

So nobody tells you that their not in the mood or that they have a headache? Lol

Answer 30

BobbyC65

Lol♂️

Answer 31

CharlieBadger | 1.6K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Explorer

Sometimes, because it's there. You know, hand drops into the lap, you're bored, and without even noticing it, your stroking one out.

Answer 32

AngieDD

Xper 4

I didn’t partake in the polls because I doesn’t have “so I don’t fuck the wrong person” in the options

Answer 33

itsmeamy | 524 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Explorer

Bordom when i am horny

andy530

11 mo
How often do you?
Lliam

11 mo
I wondered the same thing as Andy530. How often do you get "bored", itsmeamy? Did you select G in the poll? LOL
itsmeamy

11 mo
2 or 3 times a week sometimes more sometimes less
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andy530

11 mo
When did you start?
itsmeamy

11 mo
I don't know 11 or 12
andy530

11 mo
How did you discover it?