Why do you masturbate?

Lliam Master

Romance

Vote A

Exercise

Vote B

Practicing for the real thing

Vote C

Saves getting dressed up

Vote D

I voted for Pete Buttigieg

Vote E

I'm a vegan

Vote F

I can't find a partner who wants ten times a day

Vote G

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Most Helpful Guys

Trooper205 Yoda
+1 y
When I used to Masturbate, it was for quite a few reasons.
1) Boredom
2) Horny
3) Lonely
4) Curious
5) Interested
6) Addicted
7) Horndog
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Meatunnel69 Yoda
+1 y
Semen has antimicrobial action and prevents UTIs
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- Lliam
  +1 y
  LMAO
- Meatunnel69
  +1 y
  It does dude it really does
- Can_I_Get_a_Do-Over
  +1 y
  LMAO too. It totally messes up the natural ph balance in the vagina.
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- Meatunnel69
  +1 y
  @Can_I_Get_a_Do-Over lies
- Lliam
  +1 y
  I think semen is vaginal health "lotion". It should be applied regularly and often. :-) But that's not why I laughed at your comment, Meatunnel69. I thought you were making a joke like "I use semen as hand sanitizer."
- Meatunnel69
  +1 y
  No but that’s not a bad idea
- AngieDD
  +1 y
  Dirty boys
- Meatunnel69
  +1 y
  @AngieDD dont h8 on a fellow red head
- AngieDD
  +1 y
  @meatunnel69 no hating here that was just on a lighter note

Most Helpful Girls

SydneySentinel Guru
+1 y
1. To fall asleep easier at night
2. Because I'm human and have needs
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- Lliam
  +1 y
  Good ones, SydneySentinal. Made me laugh. I'm trying to come up with a clever come back. 1. Everyone needs sleep. Nothing like a cup of chamomile tea and a good orgasm to help me relax. 2. I need that buzz. It's my drug of choice. You're a good woman.
WhiteShoulder Guru
+1 y
Horny

Sometimes my fantasies are romantic
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- Lliam
  +1 y
  What about the other times? LMAO
- WhiteShoulder
  +1 y
  Much dirtier
- Lliam
  +1 y
  LOL. Provocative! I'd love to hear about THOSE. haha

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AmandaYVR Editor
+1 y
Alright, what are you up to with these multiple choice here. You might as well have written 'platypus', 'volcano', 'snagglepuss.' I choose one of those.
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- Lliam
  +1 y
  I had more but GAG only allows 7 options. Come on. It was a joke. Where's your sense of humor? A. I'm in a love affair with my hand/dildo. B. Physical fitness is important. I keep my wrist in top condition. C. "How did you become such a wonderful lover?" Answer, "I practice a lot on my own." D. Seems valid. Women don't have to put down the Cheetos, fix their hair and put on makeup. Guys don't have to turn off the TV or pay for two meals at a restaurant. Lol E. Why are you hating on Mayor Pete? F. Actual sex contains animal products. G. I have a partner but they can't keep up. Here's a story. I had sex twice a day on work days with a particular girlfriend, and often for hours at a time on weekends. It seemed like we had sex every waking hour. She was an orgasmic Eveready Bunny. At some point, I found her dildo and discovered that she still found time to masturbate. It increased my awe and admiration for her. It would work the same way with guys, too.
- Lliam
  +1 y
  Now tell my why you would choose platypus. Lol
- AmandaYVR
  +1 y
  Yeah kinda weird huh. These were the words that came to my head. I wrote them in order. I didn't know why I chose platypus at the time, it felt like the most random, unrelated thing ever, even after I thought about the duck bill shape and it was the image in myy head. But now that I think about it, maybe it was cause of the 'pus' on the end? If you figure out what that duck bill did for me, lmk. That could be key, somehow. Heh heh.
CharlieBadger Yoda
+1 y
Sometimes, because it's there. You know, hand drops into the lap, you're bored, and without even noticing it, your stroking one out.
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Can_I_Get_a_Do-Over Xper 5
+1 y
Because I have no partner yet and I have crazy erotic stories in my head that demand action. Sex is not a physiological need but it satisfies many physiological human needs like love, touch, belonging, acceptance, self esteem, connection, etc.
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- itsmeamy
  +1 y
  Have you checked out literotica
- itsmeamy
  +1 y
  Great stories
- user45663789
  +1 y
  @itsmeamy literotica is hot. Sometimes I need a story over porn.
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- itsmeamy
  +1 y
  Yeah me 2
- Can_I_Get_a_Do-Over
  +1 y
  I’ve read Literotica. Some are good. I like my own stories better. Lol.
- WhiteShoulder
  +1 y
  @itsmeamy I love Literotica
Sevenpointfive Master
+1 y
an other option would have been nice
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itsmeamy Explorer
+1 y
Bordom when i am horny
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- andy530
  +1 y
  How often do you?
- Lliam
  +1 y
  I wondered the same thing as Andy530. How often do you get "bored", itsmeamy? Did you select G in the poll? LOL
- itsmeamy
  +1 y
  2 or 3 times a week sometimes more sometimes less
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- andy530
  +1 y
  When did you start?
- itsmeamy
  +1 y
  I don't know 11 or 12
- andy530
  +1 y
  How did you discover it?
humanearth Master
+1 y
Kills bordom, it's fun, I like it, and I can do it almost anytime I want.
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Ninjazzed Xper 7
+1 y
To feel instant relief or relax
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- Lliam
  +1 y
  Did you vote?
- Ninjazzed
  +1 y
  Yeppp
chriscdi Master
+1 y
because i get horny
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winterfox10 Master
+1 y
Why isn't there a "boredom" option?
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BobbyC65 Guru
+1 y
I can't find a partner who wants ten times a day. 😩
I love playing with my self sexually. 💞
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- Lliam
  +1 y
  So nobody tells you that their not in the mood or that they have a headache? Lol
- BobbyC65
  +1 y
  Lol♂️
AngieDD Xper 4
+1 y
I didn’t partake in the polls because I doesn’t have “so I don’t fuck the wrong person” in the options
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COMMODOREII Master
+1 y
I got that feeling that feeling for speed. 😎
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pizzalovershouse Master
+1 y
🤣🍕🍕🍕👍
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Nigjt Yoda
+1 y
I can't seem to have enough sex so do I try a lot girls or just jackoff.
God Bless
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Anonymous
+1 y
I am vegan so I must masterbate.
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Anonymous
+1 y
Because I’m horny and don’t have a girlfriend
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Anonymous
+1 y
*sigh*

I don't masturbate, I have a sex life. 😒
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