My crush just said he has a 2mm penis with a 25cm girth. Should I be concerned?

[NickiB1]

He wants a woman with a vagina like a CD case. I don't have a vagina like that.😭

[MrEaze]

Not as concerned as he should be, but you should probably get over him, it sounds to me like he's just saying he doesn't want to have sex if that's not the case tell him show it to you and you'll be the judge if it's too big or small or whatever. Always showed my dick to girls pretty quick in a sexual situation I've never told them the measurements, seems weird maybe he's just shy.

[MannMitAntworten]

2mm with 25cm girth? I have bruises that raise higher than that. Did you mean 2mm? That just seems unlikely. Hell, women have way longer clitorises than that. Granted, the 25cm thing is prepubescent too. Like newborn. I think he is screwing with your head... for your sake I hope he is.

[Daniela1982]

2 mm is probably smaller than your clitoris. So maybe he is really a female to male trans? 25 cm is almost 10 inches. Are you sure you are using the right ruler? By your guesstimates his penis is the shape of a pie plate. At 2mm his dick is shorter than a.22 caliber bullet is wide.

[NickiB1]

hmm... you have a good point🤔

[StarGayle]

😂😂 be very concerned. you gotta train the pussy... its possible

[NickiB1]

i will. best big sister ever

[StarGayle]

😇😇 I try

[NickiB1]

i sprained my vagina😭

[StarGayle]

Oh crap. Now you can't use it for 6 months

[NickiB1]

😳😳😳

[StarGayle]

😋😋😋

[NickiB1]

you did that on purpose you wanted me to not have sex😭

[StarGayle]

Yep ☺️ my little sister is innocent

[NickiB1]

I'm telling mom

[StarGayle]

No please 😭😭😭

[NickiB1]

are you nuts!!! I'm not telling my about this😳

[StarGayle]

Haha 😂😂😂 wait I'm telling

[NickiB1]

but... but..🥺🥺she's going to kill me.

[StarGayle]

Fine I won't 😇 just tell me where my chocolate is

[NickiB1]

here 😡😡😡🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫wow you really like chocolate.

[StarGayle]

Muhuhahaha 😂😂😈 heck yeah I do ☻

[NickiB1]

did you really have to eat all of it? couldn't you save me some?

[Janice2000]

He measured wrong lol.

[NickiB1]

he is a little slow.

[Janice2000]

Lol sounds like some one to get over

[NickiB1]

you're right @brexitatemylobster I'm over you😡

[GuildLegend435]

HAHAHAHA

ok this is the funniest shit. well played.

[Truthatanycost]

Be sensitive. Do not ask him such questions as ''is it in yet?''

[SydneySentinel]

Yikessss

[NickiB1]

i know😭😭

[BrexitAteMyLobster]

He sounds like a great guy. I like him 😏

[NickiB1]

oh... this is awkward.😲

[chriscdi]

your crush wildin 😂

[NickiB1]

😡😡😡

[chriscdi]

what did i do now 😂

[NickiB1]

i really have no idea🤔

[chriscdi]

😣😣😣🙃🙃🙃

[Browneye57]

Pancake dick. LOL

[beebella]

I'm concerned that you have a crush on that guy. 😭

[NickiB1]

I'm sorry. you don't want a lobster for a step dad?

[beebella]

No, I'll end up cooking him.

[NickiB1]

I'm fine with that

[beebella]

Okie dokie.

[BrexitAteMyLobster]

I have a pincer for each of you and it's going up your butt 😒

[NickiB1]

@BrexitAteMyLobster my daughter doesn't need to know what we do in the bedroom😒 why you so dumb

[beebella]

Ouch 😣

[outside_Toronto]

I hope that after he says something like that you're not crushing on him near as hard as you were

[NickiB1]

I'm not

[ActiveSh1tter]

What do you care? That just means it won't hurt. He might not even need to wake you up to satisfy his needs ☺️

[ActiveSh1tter]

Another positive is no woman can accuse him of rape. He just needs to pull his pants down in the courtroom and judge will immediately yell case dismissed.

[COMMODOREII]

Small wonders never cease. 😆

[andy530]

Sounds like he can’t work a ruler

[ivbnlknfru]

Sounds like he has no penis...

[Plitty-Tank]

2 millimeters? You probably mean 20 centimeters, which is about 8 inches.

[johnkena]

Vagina like CD case,

[johnkena]

What is it?

[Awnday]

You should def just fuck me instead dawg

[Anonymous]

Sounds small but thick