Will a condom protect me from coronavirus?

[purplepoppy]

I've been making guys put them over their head's to stop them coughing on me. Does anyone else do that too?

[BuckWild]

That particular method of wearing a condom will protect you 100%. I can back this up with two good reasons. First of all, coronavirus basically needs to get into your nose, mouth, or eyes to cause infection. As you can see all those areas are completely covered. The second reason is that because all those areas are covered... you would suffocate. Being dead would cause you to be an unsuitable candidate for infection.

[MrOracle]

The good news is that you can't catch it from anal or swallowing cum, so you shouldn't have anything to worry about. Just lean over facing 90 degrees from a TV showing a rugby game, and you can be assured they won't sneeze or cough in your direction.

[MrSlim]

Hopefully he's quick, that looks like he's got 45 seconds of air tops. I'm more of a gas mask kinda guy myself.

[wankiam]

are you on a mission to suffocate yourself poppy? just with this and the plastic bag question i have to wonder if auto erotic asphyxiaton is one of your personal kinks... if so just be careful... we all know how the lead singer of inxs ended up when he had a kinky wank

[Apope16]

No it wont! Its airborne. Haha

[Shiver]

Technically yes.

[brigfrey25]

Poppy what are you smoking? 😂😂

[bethgurl]

Nope and not HIV, AIDS OR STDS

[ZeussLightningBolt]

No need for condoms. We can just give eachother foot jobs.

[Walrus_au]

Sounds like a positive solution!

[COMMODOREII]

😂😂 what is sad is i believe you.

[BoxySama]

😂😂😂😂
Are you that stupid?
😂😂😂😂
Go drink some bleach with those Chinese fools

[Kelly6]

Lol maybe

[DomTreddo]

The coronavirus isn't going to affect your age bracket. It mostly affected the people in their 80's and older

[Twalli]

It will affect me. Granted I have the same immune levels as a corpse, so I am not the norm.

[DomTreddo]

@Twalli You'll be fine.

[Twalli]

Quite possibly. Yet if I get it, which is slightly high, considering that my mom is as medical professional, I will most likely die. I am not being melodramatic, everyone with CVID has to accept the possibility of imminent death by infection. On the plus side we get our own room when hospitalized.

[DomTreddo]

@Twalli The death toll isn't higher than AIDS or even the flu. The best thing you could do is cover your mouth when you sneeze and wash your hands

[Twalli]

I do, but when I get sick it's really bad, for most people it's not even really noticed

[scooogy]

They might develop something new when coughing in there, the condomavirus :P

[engel23]

This is my favorite but

[Nice222]

No don’t bother just go raw.

[Fattyvapes16]

Simple answer no it’s a airborne virus

[Anonymous]

Yes, sturgeon general recommends full body condoms. you wouldn't want to be touching hands and getting infected would you? Makes a lot of "sqeeky" noise, but you'll get used to it. Kinda looks like two hotdogs rubbing together, maybe it will be the new craze?