The weirdest thing you do with your penis?

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Methis · Accepted Answer

Tested out my new camera by taking about 50 created photos with the lower half of my body just for shits and giggles. Saved a few photos and only showed them to my ex when she found the memory card. (She ask me to photograph her cause she liked my camera style)

joe_schmidt · Accepted Answer

Casually stroke it while watching TV. I'm not horny or aroused, just like playing with it, feeling it's thickness. Kinda like a stress toy that just happens to be attached.

Lliam · Answer

"My dick is a Harley. You kick it to start." I Am Bwana Dik by Frank Zappa

TadCurious · Answer

I can make it move/twitch when it's hard. 👏

chriscdi · Answer

stroke it

BobbyC65 · Answer

I wipe the pre-cum from my penis and taste it. 💞

nudeNhorny · Answer

I can scratch your itches with it

Plitty-Tank · Answer

I stroke it every few days.

fett253 · Answer

Use it to hold things up. XD

Anonymous · Answer

See how hard I can get it then measure it

Anonymous · Answer

Your giant cucumber thing you have on mfc.. You ain't gonna fool me..

Anonymous · Answer

Masterbate

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