My balls fell off, do I habe coronavirus?

chriscdi Master

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codycccccccccc Yoda
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Thats leprosy or a gangrene ether way with extreme medical intervention you'll probably live
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HungLikeAHorsefly Guru
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Yes. You have double coronavirus. One virus for each ball. Very sad
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Apple1996 Master
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Oh no! Thankfully I still got that jar of your jizz so you can have babies
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- chriscdi
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  oh yea i forgot about that, well whew good thing you got it cause its going to be useful now 🤣
- Apple1996
  +1 y
  It's so rare and valuable so ima keep it and store it somewhere safe for the next 9 months then I'll give it back to you🤣🤣
- chriscdi
  +1 y
  9 months thats along time but ok its a deal 😌🤚
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- Apple1996
  +1 y
  Awh Chris we gonna have such a cute baby👶👶
- chriscdi
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  wait i dont need a baby tho, besides there can't be 2 of me, its too much for this world 😣🙃
- Apple1996
  +1 y
  Ah no your mini me would be adorable
- chriscdi
  +1 y
  well yea... true 🤔
StarGayle Xper 6
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Nah. That sounds like something else 🤔 get well soon
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- chriscdi
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  i think im going to die
- StarGayle
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  No you'll be fine... balless... but alive ⚽️🚫
- chriscdi
  +1 y
  nah im going to super glue that shit back together
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- StarGayle
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  🤔 oh is that how it works? I learn something new every day
- chriscdi
  +1 y
  yea us men remove our balls before going to bed every night, pff what you think we did, slept with them on? smh
- StarGayle
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  🤯yes. How was I so wrong?
- chriscdi
  +1 y
  do your research
- StarGayle
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  Omg. I saw the most terrifying thing on Google 😭😭😭 my poor eyes. I only tried to research.
- chriscdi
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  yea i shouldve warned you about that 🤔
- chriscdi
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  oops 🤷🏻‍♂️
- StarGayle
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  🥺🥺🥺
- StarGayle
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  Thank you for mho

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Swantstoknow Xper 4
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Omg are you okay?
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saggittarius039112 Xper 7
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😮 apply limes lemons an salt. Dont worry! I b a dctr😂🤙🤘
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- chriscdi
  +1 y
  ok ima go pick them up the floor then 😣
- saggittarius039112
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  No!!! He bites asshole!!!
- chriscdi
  +1 y
  who bites lmao
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- saggittarius039112
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  Nothin hahaha i won't go all role play on it. Thought we were playin haha🤷🤦
- chriscdi
  +1 y
  yea we were but what bites, the floor lmao
- wyzb_ondmyears
  +1 y
  All things that make corona even better!
- saggittarius039112
  +1 y
  I didn't catch that haha i saw imma pick up and went from there😂😂🤦
Sevenpointfive Master
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you lucky SOB!
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NickiB1 Xper 7
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no you just had weak balls
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Junen Xper 6
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Soak it in rice
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- chriscdi
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  thats a good idea
wyzb_ondmyears Xper 3
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No probably just finally hit puberty!
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- chriscdi
  +1 y
  oohh so that what that is 🤔
- wyzb_ondmyears
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  LMAO... I'm not a doctor, so a second opinion wouldn't be a bad idea.
- wyzb_ondmyears
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  But I heard if you rub Tabasco all over, it acts the same as Lysol would and kills 99.9% of coronavirus germs.
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- chriscdi
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  where you get this info from? the internet? fuck it ill take my chances
- wyzb_ondmyears
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  Lol... I saw it on a movie once.
- katjmj
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  I'm a doctor, and I second the Tabasco suggestion
- chriscdi
  +1 y
  fuck it, im adding Tabasco
- wyzb_ondmyears
  +1 y
  That's the second opinion you were after!
- chriscdi
  +1 y
  yes im going to mix the tabasco and the lysol together
- wyzb_ondmyears
  +1 y
  Chemical burns are no bueno... maybe just Tabasco... if it's really bad, just get the jalapeño Tabasco.
- chriscdi
  +1 y
  jalapeño *claps* yes!
- katjmj
  +1 y
  If it starts to burn, it just means it's working and you should add more. No washing of hands either so they could get clean as well
- chriscdi
  +1 y
  this is interesting and helpful information, I don't know what people are talking about, the internet is filled with so much good info
scooogy Master
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I'd rather say it's the nobonervirus.
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- chriscdi
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  yes thats catchy 🤔
Plitty-Tank Yoda
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I doubt it was due to a virus.
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jubanman Xper 2
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Maybe, RIP
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Anonymous
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You have coronuts-virus!
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