My fuckbuddy is always on his phone - even during sex sometimes! Funny come backs?

My fuckbuddy - a grown ass 26 year old male, is a serious phone addict.
He even sometimes "has to reply" to a text or snap or whatever, while we are fucking or I'm giving him a blowjob.

What are some good "come backs" I can say next time he does this? - to insure he never does it again
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  • I'll give you some, maybe you like one
    "I got used telling guys that my eses are up here, but with you it's on a whole other level"
    "Should I be sucking off your phone instead?"
    "Dude, if you like tapping so much, how about tappin this ass for a while?"
    "Are you using the Viagra app or something?"
    "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm ready for a threesome... Also, I think your phone doesn't like me, so it wouldn't work"
    "Are you reading [SEX and how to do it] or am I really THAT boring?"
    If you like some, I'll add some more if they come to mind so lemme know

    • they're funny hahah

  • Fuckbuddy? I don't know if you are referring to your boyfriend or like a one time thing (well not one time you get the idea) I mean maybe you should have a talk instead and a serious one not just make jokes about it because in that case he will think it's not important and will keep doing it

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  • Choose, son of a bitch. Me or that damn phone!!

  • Who can text and have sex at the same time? I'm half impressed. if you wanted to stop the best thing to do is just to have a straightforward conversation leave the jokes for comedy night

  • Tell him he needs to turn his his phone off during sex if he doesn't want to turn you off!
    Otherwise if he starts using his phone stop having sex and go get yourself off using a vibrator.

  • Honey. You need to text on the phone less and yodel in the cave more.

    • Hahahah

  • Could he be recording you guys or taking pictures to share with other pervs on the interwebs?

  • If you get a text while he's fucking you sometime, pull yourself off him and go answer your phone

    • This could be fun lol

  • Lol.

    • For real yeah :')

    • Bite his dick if he does it. He will learn fast lol

    • Actually not a bad idea...

  • Maybe try texting him while y'all fucking.

  • The next time he's engrossed in his phone, say "if I wanted to fuck a woman, I would've been a lesbian".

  • I don't see a problem, it's not a loving relationship.

    • You don't think it makes it really boring for me, the girl? I lose all motivation

  • Damn dump him that disrespectful

  • Tbh dude seems like a twat. If he is to busy on his phone he doesn't deserve to get any action. Find someone who isn't a child addicted to a phone

    • He is a twat, but he's so handsome and good in bed besides this. However I have been looking for someone new for a loong time - but I can't find anyone that I'm this attracted to. So I'd rather make clear to him that this ruins it for me

    • Fair enough. Honestly if he can't get off his phone I personally dont think he deserves your time. Obviously if you are needing the meat you need the meat though

    • unfortunately I need the meat :/ lol

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  • wtf during a bj? you need a new fuckbuddy. do you think he might just be recording u haha?

    • Nah when he wants to record, he usually just asks haha I can see that he's just texting when it's tilted away from me

    • @Asker wanna new fuck buddy? you sound fun haha

    • @Asker lol i didn't know u let him

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  • WTF? His Cellphone is more important than enjoying sex? You can find a better Fuckbuddy.

  • Every man likes multiple girls..

    • Could he wait a couple of minutes? And pretty sure it's his friends' he's responding to

    • But if I had sex with someone I like to please her sexually..

  • Maybe just stop fucking him.

  • My girlfriend's off and on her phone while I'm giving her oral

    • It sucks right? What do you do or say when she does it?

    • not too much she just kind of says get back down there

    • But do you do anything about it?

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  • Ask him if he wants to make love to his phone instead of you