My fuckbuddy is always on his phone - even during sex sometimes! Funny come backs?

Question

My fuckbuddy - a grown ass 26 year old male, is a serious phone addict.
He even sometimes "has to reply" to a text or snap or whatever, while we are fucking or I'm giving him a blowjob.

What are some good "come backs" I can say next time he does this? - to insure he never does it again

Answer 1

Vencam | 110 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 5

I'll give you some, maybe you like one
"I got used telling guys that my eses are up here, but with you it's on a whole other level"
"Should I be sucking off your phone instead?"
"Dude, if you like tapping so much, how about tappin this ass for a while?"
"Are you using the Viagra app or something?"
"I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm ready for a threesome... Also, I think your phone doesn't like me, so it wouldn't work"
"Are you reading [SEX and how to do it] or am I really THAT boring?"
If you like some, I'll add some more if they come to mind so lemme know

Asker

11 mo
they're funny hahah

Answer 2

Asker

they're funny hahah

Answer 3

Ebivion

Xper 1

Fuckbuddy? I don't know if you are referring to your boyfriend or like a one time thing (well not one time you get the idea) I mean maybe you should have a talk instead and a serious one not just make jokes about it because in that case he will think it's not important and will keep doing it

Answer 4

AustinMan | 40.1K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Influencer

Choose, son of a bitch. Me or that damn phone!!

Answer 5

baconninjadc | 203 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 6

Who can text and have sex at the same time? I'm half impressed. if you wanted to stop the best thing to do is just to have a straightforward conversation leave the jokes for comedy night

Answer 6

integrale77 | 1.8K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Explorer

Tell him he needs to turn his his phone off during sex if he doesn't want to turn you off!
Otherwise if he starts using his phone stop having sex and go get yourself off using a vibrator.

Answer 7

Dargil | 30K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

Honey. You need to text on the phone less and yodel in the cave more.

Asker

11 mo
Hahahah

Answer 8

Asker

Hahahah

Answer 9

JSmuve | 2.7K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

The next time he's engrossed in his phone, say "if I wanted to fuck a woman, I would've been a lesbian".

Answer 10

pigoat | 2.7K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

Could he be recording you guys or taking pictures to share with other pervs on the interwebs?

Answer 11

October808 | 624 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Explorer

I don't see a problem, it's not a loving relationship.

Asker

11 mo
You don't think it makes it really boring for me, the girl? I lose all motivation

Answer 12

Asker

You don't think it makes it really boring for me, the girl? I lose all motivation

Answer 13

jason222

Xper 6

wtf during a bj? you need a new fuckbuddy. do you think he might just be recording u haha?

Asker

11 mo
Nah when he wants to record, he usually just asks haha
I can see that he's just texting when it's tilted away from me
jason222

11 mo
@Asker wanna new fuck buddy? you sound fun haha
jason222

11 mo
@Asker lol i didn't know u let him
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Asker

11 mo
I do sometimes lol
but I'm European ;)
jason222

11 mo
@Asker well i wouldn't be on my phone if we were messing around js lol. oh i love european girls!
jason222

11 mo
@Asker follow me

Answer 14

Asker

Nah when he wants to record, he usually just asks haha
I can see that he's just texting when it's tilted away from me

Answer 15

jason222

@Asker wanna new fuck buddy? you sound fun haha

Answer 16

jason222

@Asker lol i didn't know u let him

Answer 17

Asker

I do sometimes lol
but I'm European ;)

Answer 18

jason222

@Asker well i wouldn't be on my phone if we were messing around js lol. oh i love european girls!

Answer 19

jason222

@Asker follow me

Answer 20

cloud9vortex1234 | 239 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 7

WTF? His Cellphone is more important than enjoying sex? You can find a better Fuckbuddy.

Answer 21

winterfox10

Master

If you get a text while he's fucking you sometime, pull yourself off him and go answer your phone

Asker

11 mo
This could be fun lol

Answer 22

Asker

This could be fun lol

Answer 23

ZSean | 2.3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

Tbh dude seems like a twat. If he is to busy on his phone he doesn't deserve to get any action. Find someone who isn't a child addicted to a phone

Asker

11 mo
He is a twat, but he's so handsome and good in bed besides this. However I have been looking for someone new for a loong time - but I can't find anyone that I'm this attracted to.

So I'd rather make clear to him that this ruins it for me
ZSean

11 mo
Fair enough. Honestly if he can't get off his phone I personally dont think he deserves your time. Obviously if you are needing the meat you need the meat though
Asker

11 mo
unfortunately I need the meat :/ lol
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ZSean

11 mo
Haha that is fair. I've never personally had a friends with benefits etc. Just got out of a 2.5 year relationship and I have a wicked sex drive but I don't know if I would really enjoy just hookin up

Answer 24

Asker

He is a twat, but he's so handsome and good in bed besides this. However I have been looking for someone new for a loong time - but I can't find anyone that I'm this attracted to.

So I'd rather make clear to him that this ruins it for me

Answer 25

ZSean

Fair enough. Honestly if he can't get off his phone I personally dont think he deserves your time. Obviously if you are needing the meat you need the meat though

Answer 26

Asker

unfortunately I need the meat :/ lol

Answer 27

ZSean

Haha that is fair. I've never personally had a friends with benefits etc. Just got out of a 2.5 year relationship and I have a wicked sex drive but I don't know if I would really enjoy just hookin up

Answer 28

Anonymous

My girlfriend's off and on her phone while I'm giving her oral

Asker

11 mo
It sucks right? What do you do or say when she does it?
Opinion Owner

11 mo
not too much she just kind of says get back down there
Asker

11 mo
But do you do anything about it?
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Opinion Owner

11 mo
That's all she really lets me do so I take what I can get
Opinion Owner

11 mo
She doesn't like to do any work when it comes to sex
Asker

11 mo
That sounds really boring and unfair/toxic... Have you talked about it?
And how long can you stay in that relationship?
Opinion Owner

11 mo
Guy has she just says take it or leave it

Answer 29

Asker

It sucks right? What do you do or say when she does it?

Answer 30

Opinion Owner

not too much she just kind of says get back down there

Answer 31

Asker

But do you do anything about it?

Answer 32

Opinion Owner

That's all she really lets me do so I take what I can get

Answer 33

Opinion Owner

She doesn't like to do any work when it comes to sex

Answer 34

Asker

That sounds really boring and unfair/toxic... Have you talked about it?
And how long can you stay in that relationship?

Answer 35

Opinion Owner

Guy has she just says take it or leave it

Answer 36

EABsTUQ

Xper 6

Maybe try texting him while y'all fucking.

Answer 37

Anonymous

Ask him if he wants to make love to his phone instead of you

Answer 38

Yellovv | 2.1K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Explorer

Every man likes multiple girls..

Asker

11 mo
Could he wait a couple of minutes?

And pretty sure it's his friends' he's responding to
Yellovv

11 mo
But if I had sex with someone I like to please her sexually..

Answer 39

Asker

Could he wait a couple of minutes?

And pretty sure it's his friends' he's responding to

Answer 40

Yellovv

But if I had sex with someone I like to please her sexually..

Answer 41

Anonymous

Maybe just stop fucking him.

Answer 42

Dingsbums | 359 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

Lol.

Asker

11 mo
For real yeah :')
Dingsbums

11 mo
Bite his dick if he does it. He will learn fast lol
Asker

11 mo
Actually not a bad idea...

Answer 43

Asker

For real yeah :')

Answer 44

Dingsbums

Bite his dick if he does it. He will learn fast lol

Answer 45

Asker

Actually not a bad idea...

Answer 46

bklynbadboy1 | 4.8K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

Damn dump him that disrespectful

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