Will you be spending your stimulus check on a sex robot?

[coachTanthony]

[Dongtai]

That’s too far down the rabbit hole for me. I mean, maybe if the robots had free will and the ability to reproduce with humans. But i guess I wouldn’t have to pay at that point.

Anyway. No. I’m human. Not a robot. I’ll keep trying my luck with women. They’re worth it.

[Dargil]

When they are AI interactive androids, I'll go for a weekend rental. From West World:

[coachTanthony]

Now your talking!

[Dargil]

She has luscious breasts and nipples, I might add.

[DorkVader]

Who tf is gonna spend money on a man that sits around all day, doesn't cook, clean, or work, just sits around and waits for sex? We can get that anywhere free of charge

[Erin19]

Omg I laughed way to much about this

[DorkVader]

Shit, I wasted my opportunity! I could've said, Only if it's full of love https://youtu.be/d2tBhaVEWGM

[coachTanthony]

I think "making sandwiches" robots are just around the corner lol

[DorkVader]

They'll sit in the cabinet with the panini press, unused. I would invest heavily in the sandwich making robot though. Load it with bread and fixings and watch it go!

[coachTanthony]

Maybe he can jerk off some mayo onto your sandwich? Ha too much?

[DorkVader]

Yeah, that's a lot coach. No one ordered kielbasa like that

[DorkVader]

Also, my sammich bot would be a female, dressed like Donna Reed because I'm an asshole

[coachTanthony]

Ha Ha Ha

[coachTanthony]

Love me some Donna Reed! Bow chicka wow wow

[Guardian45]

Simple. One that doesn't talk back, and agrees with everything you say & ask, except "Does this dress make me look fat?"

[DorkVader]

Nope

[DorkVader]

@Guardian45 You can find and date a lazy Yes man and spend your stimulus check on some really great electronics

[DorkVader]

@coachtanthony You ever see the Facebook page for Stephanie East? It's down now, but a guy Terry East married and had a "baby" with his sex doll Stephanie East.

[coachTanthony]

That is cray cray!!! I have not seen it... damn it lol

[DorkVader]

I wish I could link the page.

[DorkVader]

Thanks for MHO!

[purplepoppy]

Dam I was looking forward to getting gang banged by sexually frustrated guys after the lockdown ends but if they're all buying robots I'm going to be disappointed.

[Finchie40]

Hey over here, I am not buying a robot lol

[Throwaway4397]

Now that's some simp bait if ever I saw it.

[TheFlak38]

@Throwaway4397 I would have liked your reply if it was possible.

[Throwaway4397]

@TheFlak38 😂

[Mamamialetmego]

Haha girl you've got issues.

[katiesmuff]

According to my husband we will be investing it!

[Guardian45]

Why?

[katiesmuff]

@Guardian45 Why not! We do not need to use it for survival through this crisis and why just blow it on junk. Actually those who can afford to invest at the moment can end up faring very well down the road.

[OlderAndWiser]

I will pay rent and utilities.

[coachTanthony]

Very smart and rational! LOL

[DeeDeeDeVour]

I will use the money to buy stocks of the toilet paper manufacturers.

... completing my plans of world domination!

[David92506]

by the way, I read that gun sales are on the rise. Maybe a gunstock would be worthwhile.

[anmari2001]

thats the future

[bluehen46]

I personally won't but I can tell you this women are in serious trouble with these as there might be no more dating. NO lip, you dont have to spend all kinds of money, the doll won't get jealous if you look at someone else.

[BCRanger10]

No, because I'm not a pathetic creep.

[Honestyyy]

Saves money😂 no pretending to care

[4eyes2mouths]

I'm going to just pay off Doctor bills that I've neglected for some time.

[coachTanthony]

smart move.

[GraveDoll]

hell no lol

going into savings.

[SydneySentinel]

Nope. I'll probably do something responsible with it... like pay off a couple bills.

[Succubus_On_Lockdown]

No, but rather a butler one. Makes the food, cleans the house, etc

[Guardian45]

HAHAHA!!! Agreed!

[ecfresh]

Nope

[Finchie40]

No way , I will stick with a real girl , I will tolerate the bitching and nagging until I shut her up with my cock lol , I can’t picture myself screwing a robot , not happening lol

[DorkVader]

What a charming outlook you have there 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Finchie40]

LOL thank you

[Avicenna]

No need for that. I'm saving it.

[goaded]

1. Is that Melania Trump?
2. No.
3. Did you know PornHub are giving free access because of the pandemic? :)

[LilElph]

Nope. I have to make it last till I get a job

[Phoenix98]

No I'll be using it off to pay off a 1,200$ medical bill.

[kangy]

Nope

[MackToday]

God look at that soy boy with his "girl friend".

[jgirl99]

Sex robots? Disgusting and insulting honestly I don't know that's just another level to me, sex robots? Like guys actually use these? Just use ur hand or a fucking melon or a fleshlight jesus

[coachTanthony]

They are being made to replace YOU.

[jgirl99]

Okay, call me when they can carry and grow new human beings🖕🖕u know uve hit a low when u pay thousands for a sex robot instead of functioning like a human being

[Shark_61695]

I'd rather have a tidying and cleaning bot.