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Is it normal that I'd rather shove wasps up my arse than sext?

Thanks to the lockdown I've been unable to get my usual sex fix that I so desperately need. This cockfamine induced sex drought may be deserving of international humanitarian aid, so is really wrong I'd rather shove wasps up my arse and lick Boris Johnsons handkerchief whtthan spend a nano second sexting? Lets be honest, non of the guys you see begging for it are the next Wordworth, most sound like they'd struggle reading the hungry caterpillar. Why does some 25'year-old virgin with no more sex experience than watching pornhub with a wet sock, who's never touched a nipple since he breast fed or the last time he was in a vagina and made a woman scream was during his own birth, think he can give me best orgasm of my life?

Is it wrong to yell I'm a superspreader, flatten my curve yet still have enough pride to say no to sext?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Exchanging a few sexy messages with your partner during the day may be a tease that builds the tension and makes the actual event more exciting when you are together that night. Exchanging sex messages with a stranger seems stupid. Exchanging messages with someone you are not going to bang that night seems rather stupid. Exchanging sex messages with a stranger who you will never bang seems incredibly stupid.

  • I am a bit surprised. You have a very active imagination and it would seem that you could make sexting even with a virgin sexy and satisfactory. You know what to say and what to ask. You could take a session most anywhere you would like. And it would give you an excuse for all those dick pics you collect. :-)

Most Helpful Girls

  • i dont like sexting or cybersex either.

    I would rather sit and watch porn on my computer and use my vibrator than try to struggle through with some V Card holding Sex Expert... like you said.

    Love your posts!!!

    • You missed the most perfect opportunity to use the pun "Sexpert" lol sorry 😛😂

  • There's nothing normal about shoving wasps up your ass 😂😂😂

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  • Naw I actually sympathize with this one. Usually creepy and unsolicited in my experience.

  • That's not fair, how would a wet sock help anything out? Sounds more like it would just be a sanding block for your dick, eek. And I'm sure right now with so many markets collapsing that pornhub is one of the few stocks seeing a steady rise.

    Get it, steady rise? Ohh!

  • Rather shove wasps up your arse? Kinky. That must really tingle. It's not exactly normal for people to get off on that, but to each his/her own. 😆😂
    Another question is, how good are YOU are sexting? I know. You're more of a hands on type of gal. Hahaha

  • no its not wrong to want to have white angelo saxon protestants take you up the butt than sext XD

  • 😂😂😂 You're hilarious, you should be a stand-up comedian. I think you would be great at the Edinburgh fringe, a female Frankie Boyle 😂.

  • Hehe. You said 'arse'.

  • ah, the demented child again. werent you 20 last year, too?

  • It is somewhat abnormal for women to be opposed to sexting, as women often prefer the sexual attention of sexting over actual sex. Though, if you have sex even half as often as you imply, I can see how sexting would be frustrating.

  • Didn’t know you were particular on nationality and religion but I’m a WASP happy to sodomize you.

  • No. Not normal to shove a wasp up your ass. I love sexting. Im a gemini tho

  • Probably so

  • At least it's not an elephant.

  • No it's not normal :))))

  • Sexting is overrated but your write-up here is one of the best written rants ever! And I say that in a positive way :)

  • No. You know Cleopatra made herself a vibrator by filling a gourd with angry bees.

    You should sext with me. I'm not ugly. And sometimes my dick shoots lightning bolts. Bet you've never seen THAT before :p

    • She would have such fun explaining the electrical burns in her vagina to the ER docs. And docs is plural. That would be a "come look at this" event.

  • Great rant loved it. My thoughts exactly.

    • I'm not sure about that wasp up my behind though.

  • OUCH!!! Damn for what you described above felt like you are talking about me, yeah and sexting is more enjoyed by women I did it with three women they got relieved but never did I feel anything it felt like plain words 😂😂

  • What species of wasp?

  • That is up to you but I mean sexting will make masturbation a lot better until you can get back into the real world.

  • I think you mean "Wordsworth."

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