Ever had a really good sex/masturbation session and then that shxt got ruined when you caught a cramp/muscle spasm?

Boyyyy i tell ya 😂😂😂 i won't go into all detail but man we was killin it... and then that spasm shit killed us 🤣 I was getting my grind on then felt paralyzed as hell... didn't stop us from going another round tho... ok well it maybe stopped us for like 5 mins but maaaan that doesn't count 😁 #FeelFreeToList #StoryTime
#OrgasmsAndSpasms #ToCatchACramp
Ever had a really good sex/masturbation session and then that shxt got ruined when you caught a cramp/muscle spasm?
Ever had a really good sex/masturbation session and then that shxt got ruined when you caught a cramp/muscle spasm?
Yeaaa that hurts like heck
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Ever had a really good sex/masturbation session and then that shxt got ruined when you caught a cramp/muscle spasm?
Luckily haven't experienced that yet
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Ever had a really good sex/masturbation session and then that shxt got ruined when you caught a cramp/muscle spasm?
Yea but not during a sexual act
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This post cracked me up. Everyone was friggin HILAR- fck i caught a cramp -IOUS!! 😭🙌
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  • HA! My then girlfriend and I hadn’t had sex in a while and it was our first time together. She told me early on about get a cramp in her butt cheek and I would get one in the calve muscle. Well, during our very first time we were hot and heavy and really into our moment when at the exact moment both of us get our respective cramps! Dear me the timing SUCKED! It passed and we hopped back in bed and went at it several times together that night :D We never had those cramps ever again after that. It was kind of funny trying to stretch ourselves naked and kissing and saying, “I love you” as we were getting our asses kicked by a cramp. I mean, do we laugh or do we cry? Memories...

    • Hahaha yea i made some of those memories recently. It was painful but loved it

    • Atta Desi! Keep making the memories! ;)

  • Omg was in the middle of a beat session and got a cramp right as I started cumming and fell over and kept shooting, was the messiest time to date

    • Omg this is hilariously hawt 🤣

    • Me scrubbing the cum off the carpet: if it's so hawt then why dont you lick it up for me

    • Lmao my exes cum is actually still dried up in my moms living room carpet 🤣

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  • Hell yes, but never let it interfere. Hell I had sex with a severe concussion, 2nd one I've had so was really bad, (was warned I can't afford another) but hey, w you get in the mood? 🤷🏼‍♀️ Let's just say took fuck your brains out to whole new level.🤷🏼‍♀️😁

    • Lmao not a concussion 😂🤣💀

    • Well not from the sex, the concussion happened before. They were just supposed to check on me, no sex, but one thing lead to another so, yeah...

    • No i know, thats what im laughin about

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  • Yes lmao I think it was the last time I had sex I was doing missionary and I got a cramp on my left leg and he thought he went to hard on me but I told him “MY MF DANG LEG” don’t move!!” Laying there naked and shit.

    • Lmao too funny

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  • rule number 1 to Marathon sex you g have to take your vitamins otherwise you make ramp up

    • I haven't taken vitamins since like age 7 lol

    • Well they have several fruity flavors and they are chewable so you don't gots to swallows The other day we are going at it so vigorously my girlfriend started smoking and still no cramp but we had to take it down a gear as she's no use to me dead.

    • Hahaha

  • I can't help but imagine what gymnastic contortions you were up to when the cramp hit.
    I'm gotten a cramp in my leg a couple of times. I thought my girlfriend had a cramp in her pussy but she was just orgasming. LOL

    • Omg pussy cramps hurt too tho lmao

    • I'll bet! LMAO. You're killing me, Diz.

  • Years ago, there were a few time that I got Charlie horses in the middle of in and out. I started taking a potassium capsule every night and that completely prevented them!

    • Oh yea maybe i should eat a banana and not a dick

  • If I get a cramp during sex, its easy enough to switch up the position to avoid it, but during masturbation a cramp can easily end the session. Fortunately it doesn't happen too often for me.

    • Damn thats sucks

  • Drink tonic water

    • Whats it do?

    • Quinine look it up

  • Always seem to get it on my feet when I'm on top and just as I can feel myself about to orgasm. Hubby finds it hilarious.

    • Lmao

  • nothing hurts more than a hand cramping just when you're about to cum. love that for me 😍

    • You love it?

    • nooo i was being sarcastic

  • lol, I think we all have or have been with a partner who did, or both.

    I used to cramp up just by lying in bed. I really feared what would happen if this happened while I was with a woman. I think it only happened once and only after. However I my current partner typically cramps up after orgasm. I have theories, but not enough information to explain why yet, but working on it.

    Now morning wood. That one I can explain easily.
    Cramps... Working on it.

    • Lol yea i caught a cramp seconds from an orgasm. I was mad lmao

    • Ouch. I am sure that was really not fun. I wish I could offer anything helpful avoid these things. Only to say they seem to be pretty common. I seem to to have out grown them. High school to early 30s, I got cramps so easy I wondered if it was a medical issue. Then they vanished. Perhaps the same will be true for you as well?

  • Oh no! That's unfortunate.

  • I haven't ever had cramp issues fortunately. I had a girlfriend who used to get cramps in the arches of her feet from curling them and tensing up... I felt bad for her, but it was funny, and she joked about it, so all good.

    • @dizzydesii by the way, the responses throughout this thread are killing me... 😂 😂 😂. Great question.

    • I know its funny lol

  • Ohhh that foot cramp, yes!!

    • Lmao yea mine was inner thigh from them shaking so much

  • That happens to me sometimes shit be hurting my groin

    • At least you and whoever went crazy that your bodies couldn't keep up lol

    • Lmao we be flexin 🤣

    • Yeah be flexing to hard lol. At least the sex or whatever is on point.

  • What matters is you kept going like a good soldier.

    • Well considering i was doing a soldier and practically in missionary 🤣

    • Ha ha. Why do I feel like the next time you all get freaky it will involve a banana split for the potassium?

    • We actually had just got done talk about me taking his banana and making me cream when he split my legs. Wow are you psychic 🤣

  • Voted C, but 'm lucky to rarely have cramps, not even during an effort.

    • Oh dang

  • I work out , i have my routines... i can get cramps (don't remember when was the last time i had it during action) i just change position , flex and stretch and keep on moving. I do enjoy these kinda of pain/sore

    • Oh wow u like it lol

  • Always in my hip swear 😂 I get so damn mad fuck my climax up 😆

    • Lmao its my leg for me

    • Calf? I get those when I sleep lol I'm a big baby

    • Yes lol

  • masturbating yeah not sex 😂😂

    • Lol ok

    • How bad did it hurt

    • Almost threw my phone across the room that's how much

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  • Not exactly. I tend to get more flexible and my muscles strengthen at climax. As weird as it sounds.

    • Oh wow

  • Sometimes I move in a way that cramps up my ankles or my poor hips

    • Yea its my calve

  • Craziest orgasm I ever had my whole right leg locked up. I went from having so much pleasure to being in so much pain. It was like someone literally flipped a switch. My foot was arched so hard that I had a Charlie horse but the adrenaline made me ignore and then it ended up turning into a full blown catastrophe.

    • Yes thats what just happened lol

    • 👁👁

    • He caught a back cramp and i caught a leg cramp from shaking 🤣

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