What is the most insane story you've heard from someone in real life?

[Lynx122]

A friend of my housemates was visiting us yesterday evening. She's a tattoo artist and she also cuts hair sometimes. She started telling stories about how she was totally addicted to sex as a kid and started fucking a lot when she was 11 and just kept going.

She worked as a go go dancer and had sex with the bouncer or the owner. Then she said one time when she was 15 she went with this guy. She said:" He looked too good I couldn't resist" And he took her down the stairs by the river and had his way with her. Then he just left her there. She said she only noticed afterwards that her clothes were torn she was bruised a lot and bleeding from the knees and stuff. She called her mom but she wouldn't come and get her so she had to go home herself and then she got beat by her mom cause she was a strict Asian parent and told her it was all her fault and stuff (she's half thai) .

Then apparently later a friend of hers told her to get a picture of that guy and some money and took her to some shady people who were very big. She gave them the picture and 2000 francs and 2 weeks later she saw the guy and he was walking on crutches with scars on his face, in very bad shape. She didn't really clarify if she resisted the guy when they were down there but I don't know I didn't ask.

But I was like wtf. Today I'm asking myself if what she said is even true but I don't really have a reason to doubt her. She told a lot of stories and they were all pretty entertaining but this one was the most out there for sure. Shit like this always makes me feel like I haven't seen much of life at all yet :D. Since I' mostly interested in learning and some sports and the internet and music. I've been in a bubble for sure. She said she's seen so many guys now she can tell just when a guy is walking towards her on the street or from the car he's driving what type of guy he is.

[Obtuse]

I'm usually the one with the insane stories in my circle. Well, I'm an idiot drunk who always goes overboard once the drinks start flowing and I had an unhealthy addiction to the seediest places with the most sordid people (I found it thrilling -- almost looking for trouble since I was addicted to the thrill of danger). It makes for lots of crazy stories.

[Lynx122]

Tell us one then :D

[Obtuse]

A random one involved a night out with friends in Roppongi, Tokyo. We went clubbing and drank a lot and my friends wanted to go to another place. Then I peeked into my wallet and I only had around 3,000 yen (~$30 USD). That barely covers entry fees. I also had no cash card or credit card to withdraw more money since I had just arrived in Tokyo and was still applying for a credit card (it was difficult to obtain since I was working for an American company remotely). So I told my friends I'm going to pass and maybe head home soon. We parted ways and I left the club looking for a cheap bar to spend what little I had left. Roppongi is mostly controlled by Nigerian Mafia. Yakuza and Triad's influence isn't so strong there. So I had lots of Nigerians on the street asking me like, "Hey, you want some girls man?" As usual, I said, "No, no, no, I'm good, nope." Then I got kinda bored and so I talked to one and asked him how it's going, and he asked me if I was looking for girls and said "no". Then he asked if I wanted any drugs and I was like, "Nah, not tonight. You know a place where I can play Poker?" I used to love playing live Poker and I played online for fun a lot with small amounts of money. He said he knows exactly the place and led me down this shady alley into this underground bar. Then in the bar, he led me down into a basement where all these rough-looking characters were playing Poker including a few Yakuza. So I only had 3,000 yen and barely the minimum to buy-in and was severely short-stacked. Then I got a bit lucky and actually managed to double it quite quickly. After that, they started trying to serve me drinks and I tried to pass but they said it was on the house so I was like, "Awesome then! Thanks!"

[Obtuse]

Soon after it went *bzzt*. I don't remember anything after that. I came to walking on the street with a very attractive Russian girl holding my arm. I was like, "Wut! Where am I? What's going on?" And she asked me if she wanted her to accompany me back to my place and I was like, "Urgh... My head is pounding. I'm good, thanks," and she left. Then I go to the train station to take a train ride back home and noticed inside my wallet that I had almost 500,000 yen (~$500 USD). WTF. Where did I get this money? Who was that Russian girl? What I suspect is that shady Roppongi bars are notorious for spiking people's drinks. Then when the customer passes out, they steal his wallet or charge him astronomical amounts on a credit card. I suspect someone spiked those drinks I had. Except I'm a hardcore drinker so maybe I didn't completely pass out and somehow managed to win at Poker in spite of it to the point where I made all that money starting with a measly 3,000 yen buy-in. I don't know. All I had was a gaping blank in my memory, a Russian girl arm-in-arm, a wallet full of cash, and the most awful headache of a kind that surpasses any hangover.

[Obtuse]

I have lots like that. Not sure if that's so interesting to other people but it was one of the weirdest WTF ones to me with the way my memory blanked in the middle. My attraction to drugs and alcohol and seedy places made for a lot of strange and crazy memories though.

[Lynx122]

Wow lol. I'm surprised you made it out of there in that state, with money on top of that. My autopilot is almost non existent so when I'm not in control I'm not gonna make good decisions or execute them well. So I always have to have my wits around me unless I'm partying with friends or so then it doesn't matter ^^

[Obtuse]

Yeah, I still don't understand how I got all that money. I could imagine a scenario where I was playing well and made some good lines and ran hot... and maybe while on a roll, that Russian girl took interest (I think she was probably a prostitute). It's hard to see it going down though with just a memory blank in the middle. One other one from last year involved losing my toe. I don't know how I lost it but I had a close friend who was found murdered in his apartment. I think I got pissed off and maybe a bit depressed about it and went off looking for trouble for the following weeks. I have an unhealthy habit when I'm really upset about something to look for someone to fight. I found some trouble and landed a night in jail and then the subsequent week, I went out looking for trouble again and I got the memory blank thing again. I think someone spiked my drink once more. Except when I came to, it was at my house this time and I felt especially bad and crazy -- like everything was making me so angry. So I tried to recover and drank a lot of water and relaxed and then I noticed half my big toe on my left foot was missing and I had left a blood trail all around the house and all over my shoes. I don't remember how I lost it. I went to the doctor and they had to amputate the remaining bits and he said it looked like it was crushed off. Maybe I got it ran over by a car or caught somewhere. But I have no recollection of how I lost it.

[Obtuse]

What I'm thinking with whatever they spike these drinks with if that's indeed what happened, it doesn't blank your memory immediately. Maybe you can function quite properly and consciously for a good time after, but maybe it erases backward quite a bit if that makes sense. Like I might have been reasonably sober for a good time after I consumed it but it blanked and erased even a good chunk of those sober memories... since I can't imagine how on earth I made all that money and all the way out and back near the train station let alone with a girl arm-in-arm if I wasn't functioning reasonably sober most of the time.

[Obtuse]

It's all good and fun though. Classic Obtuse. What an idiot. :-D I've been trying to quit drinking though since these crazy drunk stories aren't so interesting anymore now at my age (I'm close to 40 now) and married. I've been trying to quit drinking and made that my New Year's Resolution and my missing toe as a reminder not to drink, but I failed already at a friend's wedding and with this whole corona stuff. I put it on the backburner. :-D But I'm trying to cut down on the drinking and hoping I don't have too many new crazy stories to tell in the future.

[Avicenna]

That's messed up

[Avicenna]

Thanks for the MHO

[Secret6620]

My ex flipped his 18 wheel truck and trailer all the way over to the point that it was upside down... He fell asleep at the wheel... He lived... Then decided he needed to win me back🙅😓🎀

[Lynx122]

Lol I guess when he thought he was gonna die he realised he liked you after all :D

[Secret6620]

😆😆😁

[apple24]

Oh wow! I hope she okay! I am probably the same. I couldn’t tell a guy guy from a bad guy. I honestly afraid to be a single mother. Let alone feel comfortable with sex.

[Lynx122]

Yeah she's actually very cheerful and relaxed I would never have been able to tell anything if she hadn't told us. I don't know if she actually had a problem with judging guys the impression I got is that she just didn't care back then because she needed dick so badly. That's how it came across to me anyway.

[apple24]

Oh wow. Yeah I understand feeling cheerful after going through a serious pain. I guess you eventually fine happiness in the smallest things after crying for years. I mean I been in pain for years and I can finally be happy for others. Its difficult to tell the truth to talk about those stuff.

[Lynx122]

Yeah and she's also 35 now so it's been 20 years. I didn't really make that clear before sorry. But even for 20 years I'm really impressed how unaffected she is by all that stuff and she was also in a relationship for 11 years. Often girls who sleep with a ton of guys have trouble forming a bond with a partner after that. Yeah she seems happy :)

[AmandaYVR]

Maybe this one. It's certainly one of them. Most people can't say they know an attempted murderer/manslaughterer.
Confessions and Revelations of a Caged Man

[HOAAH]

That is a very good question, one of the best questions that I have seen on this website.

Here's the most insane story I have heard in real life: when I was 22, I moved to live with my aunt and met a boy who was 26. He was related to me. He was my second cousin. He was dating a girl named Amy but she was dating another guy. She eventually left her man for him because she had his kid. She wanted to go back to her first man, so she and her brothers took my cousin down to myrtle beach to party. They got him drunk and beat him, smashing something into his scull. They took him to a hotel and called the police, saying he jumped out of the car and fell on his head. The cops bought it. He died. She took the son and went back to her first boyfriend.

Isn't that a crazy story? Freaking crazy.

[Lynx122]

Peole are too much...

[HOAAH]

Some people are bat shit crazy

[nessybluedawn]

Too crazy to say here.. anyways that was some crazy stuff too

[Anonymous]

Grew up in Honduras and worked with a hell of a lot of NGOs helping rehabilitate kids from Gangs (maras) (18th Street and MS-13).
Oh boy... those kids told me stories i still can't believe. Most notables were a boy saying he was sent as bait to bring a certain target to "help his sick mom". As soon as the guy went to a certain place guided by the boy, they captured, tortured him and beheaded him. They stuck his head in the fence of his house. All this because he fired a cousin of one of the gang leaders. All this was told calmly while eating a lollipop. I think he was barely 11.
Another girl (teen, around 17) told me how she would have sex with multiple gang members and beat up people on the street for "being blonde, using leopard pattern legging and/or wearing nike shoes (a specific model called 'cortez')" This are exclusive symbols for female gang members. To note here, I was wearing nikes that day.

[Opinion Owner]

3rd line should be MS-13 instead of Ms-1(emoji)

[Lynx122]

Wow ouch. This world is fucked up.