If the British countries (England, Scotland, Wales) were people, what would it be like to have sex with them?

[SashaHanson]

[purplepoppy]

Scotland=drunken fumble in a cold wet ditch. It'll only eat pussy if it's coated in batter and deep fried.
England=london or midlands it's going to be interracial, liverpool will pick your pocket middle of sex, Anglia would be incest, the shires are one big swinging club.
Wales=north, like a drug addicted underage prostitute trying to earn cash for her 6 kids and a gregs pasty. South east wales, middle aged women all tits n teeth clinging on to lost youth-cougars trying to be milfs.
South west wales=like fucking a top end porn star who's up for kinky shit.

[WalsallGuy90]

Let me guess then Poppy, you're from south-west Wales? ;) I say that as a Midlander myself...

[Yads_Is_Back]

Isn't Scotland where the men wear skirts? That would be a hell of a show LOL

[i-love-latina-girls]

Do you have something against British men? I thought you liked European men?

[Yads_Is_Back]

My first love - the guy I lost my virginity to - was British. And I dated a German guy once, so obviously I have nothing against European men lol

[MissMovinOn]

She loves her Scandinavian men!

[Yads_Is_Back]

@MissMovinOn Not denying it! The guy I reeeeaaaally want is Sicilian though. If I like the guy that's all that matters. But definitely not denying that Scandinavian men are attractive to me!

[Yads_Is_Back]

@MissMovinOn Nah, that doesn't mean that he's any less fine <3 And he's a great and very likable attractive guy

[angu55]

Skirts! Really? As someone with the name Angus need I say anymore

[Dargil]

+1 for a fun question.
Britain, formal and methodical.
Scotland, minimalist.
Ireland. Sloppy and wild.
Wales... don't know about its cultural identity. Tom Jones is Welsh.

[Alexandrubaschet08]

somebody who don't talk, tell you that you are doing a very good job but olso ask you to cum very fast.

[scousejohn90]

England: reserved, lace panties vanilla
Wales: shy, crotchless pantied but kinkster
Scotland: Daring, commando will be a long night
NI: needs to be woo'd. Thong and is open to new things with a abit of talking

[Mr_Peterson]

I'm not sure Ms Hanson.

[Smirnoff23]

Come over and sample

[Sergey20]

Usually Uncircumcised

[Anonymous]

England - rape and leave nothing behind
Wales- incest
Scotland- like a pornstar