In my pants. Lol
Actually, the question brought to mind two memories.
Once, I was exploring in the garage when I was a kid of maybe 10 or 12 years old. I happened upon a box containing a whole bunch of slides. You know, photographs. Does anyone remember slides? The dozens of slides were all of nude women. It was old fashiony stuff, probably from the 1940s or 50s. The women were on the "lush" side, mostly sitting cross-legged on chairs nude. Any visible crotches were covered with hair. So all that was visible were their boobs.
My dad had obviously stashed them away, thinking they were safe from discovery. He probably had them well before he married my mom.
When I was in my late teens and still living at home, my mom gave me a subscription to Playboy magazine as a present. So there was no need for me to hide those. I'm not sure why she did that. I was obviously 100% hetero. Maybe it was obvious that I spent more time jerking off than sleeping and she was just helping me out. Maybe she was unaware that I'd been having sex since I was 16. Either way, she was pretty open minded. Besides, I only looked at those magazines for the articles. Hahahaha
Yeah, it's difficult to hide things from children. They have a way for exploring and treasure hunting. Adults on the other hand never minds to look around much.
Do you still have those slides with you sir?
@Tstrbrainer, no I don't. Although, my sister owns the house now and I'm sure the slides are still somewhere in the garage.
Porn collection: USB stick. Works great, especially since it's got over 500 GB on it.
Sex toys: I got a couple drawers that had a bunch of toys and other things from childhood in them. I moved everything into a bin that's sitting in my closet right now, cleaned out all the drawers, then stuck the sex toys in there. Then I faced the drawers toward the wall, moved them to the edge of my bed, and stuck a refined piece of wood on top from my old desk that currently is in use by my TV and game consoles. A makeshift desk if you will. No reason for them to poke around about that.
My mom found mine in my underwear drawer. Talk about an awkward conversation. I don’t think she ever told my dad though.
My mom bought me my first one 😂
Bravo! Her Majesty!
what a lucky girl :)
What kind of toy did she buy you
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!I don't live together with any of my parents anymore, but even when they come to visit some toys are still quite tricky to hide. Dildo's, chains, ropes, and clamps are easy to conceal, but I have a machine for machinal penetration that is about a meter high in not the biggest house, so you can image what that might look like.
In my video game drawer
i hope she doesn't check the cables :p
have u ever used it why playing game?
@shasher not while playing no
When I was a teen I really didn't hid anything. Mostly because they didn't care and neither did I, so it doesn't really mattered...
Briefcase with combination locks set with the purity's of a couple of uncommon gold carats
My ex wife's mom gave me my first one lol
In my underwear drawer.
I placed it in my military duffel bag. They thought there was nothing but military equipment there, and thus, should be off limits to them.
I used to hide them in an old book bag and in one of my dresser drawers. Lol.
I’m not a degenerate
I don't have any sex toys, but I hide my porn collection in the laptop and hard disk. Those are hidden files and the hard disk can be protected with password.
I hide a magazine containing hot pics and a book about sex "Kamasutra" separately among old books
I’m my fathers condom draw since I knew he wasn’t getting it anymore.
Hahahah----look someone is fanticizing too much. Well, sex toy is the only thing that keeps you going. Real cock would tear you in parts lol
I never hid them.
I left a fake vagina out in the open in the room by mistake once and my mom found it. She didn't care but for about 2 weeks whenever nobody else was around my mom teased me about and made jokes etc.
In my closet underneath clothes
My rectum
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