Why are so many men obsessed with masturbation?
I get the feeling that if you stuck them on an island full of sex starved cockcraving nymphomaniacs they'd just sit in a corner having a wank. Worse still is they think it's some fantastic skill and they'd expect the girl's to be overwhelmed by their awesome wrist action. My theory is that men obsessed with masturbation are actually frightened to penetrate a woman. A desire to be watched is a strategy to hide a fear of actual body to body contact with a woman, perhaps even masking their homosexuality.
There has never been a masturbater on the X factor or Britain's got talent. No man has ever become famous for his knuckle shuffle. Asking a girl if she wants to watch your dance with madam palm and her five lovely daughters is like asking a starving man if he'd like to watch you eat a sandwich.
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