Do you think god watches me masturbating?

Or am I just paranoid?
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  • I should start by indicating that I'm not religious; but I'm going to your side of the table for this conversation.

    If you believe in intelligent design then you need to be reminded that the clitoris is a huge number of nerve endings that has no discernable purpose other than pleasure. Following intelligent design theories - God put that there for your joy and pleasure.

    If you believe he is an all-knowing omnipotent omnipresent God - then yes, to some degree, he is always watching - but following the above intelligent design argument, he isn't judging and he's thrilled for you that you're having a good time with the gifts of your body that he gave you.

    Whether you wait for marriage or not to lose your V-card, I believe he's also thrilled for you that when the times comes, you are going to be able to guide your partner in how to bring you pleasure and together you are going to love the bodies God gave you and how they fit together. And that I reckon would make any God joyful.

    Love your body and love your joy.
    Goodness know that the hangups I've had with my body and masturbation are the root of a huge number of problems in my life that make whoever designed me worried about me and are holding me back from my best life ever.

    • Well said. I'd add to this that you need to think twice about any scripture describing masturbation as a 'sin'. There is absolutely no reason why a true God would regard it as a sin. Getting knocked up and pregnant is a sin against society because it's good for society when kids have two parents in their lives. Spreading around STI's is also a sin against society. Masturbation is a socially responsible alternative. I believe that the real reason that religious texts shun masturbation is because of basic math: if followers of the religion get pregnant, you're likely to grow the number of people on this planet that follow that religion. Which religions are growing in number? It's the ones that are most strongly opposed to masturbation and contraception of course! So it is easy to argue that any scripture saying its a sin is not word of God, but actually word of men with an agenda. Religious favoritism aside, this planet has 7.5 billion people on it, so we should all be being a lot more responsible about what new life we bring into this world, so that's another reason why masturbation is the responsible choice. Don't hesitate, masturbate!

  • Everything is recorded and the books will be opened on judgement day and all will see everything you have done in your life. But in the meantime the Angels can see everything you do along with God Himself. So next time you do it be sure to smile, you're on Candid Camera.

Most Helpful Guys

  • I only have Bible proof that God watches people having sex.

    Genesis 38 began with the story of Judah starting a family.

    Then came a part where his firstborn died and 38:8 "And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother."

    And when Onan was having sex with his brother's wife,

    "9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother."

    And God knew it immediately,

    "10 And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also."

    Hence God watched man having sex.

    Regarding masturbation, I don't know if there are supporting scriptures that God watches.

    PS: all the angels (aka fallen angels, demons) watch too Genesis 6:1 "And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, 2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose."

  • I don’t think God has a personal relationship with people. I think you’re here to figure things out for yourself without his intervention for the same reason your parents stop wiping your ass at some point.

    If he is watching you he sees it literally all the time and he’s seen way worse things like the guy from my high school who broke into his neighbor’s house and raped their dog. If you caught one of your kids masturbating and then caught the other one fucking an animal suddenly the masturbator might not seem like too much of a problem.

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  • Who knows but God does NOT care.

    • I hope he doesn’t

    • He doesn't. I believe in a big picture God that tries to take care of those in need of grace in times of crisis. He doesn't care when you jack off. He doesn't care about high school football games.

    • I like the way you think

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  • God doesn't watch you masterbate, he only watches you when you shit!

    Santa is the one who likes to watch you masterbate.

  • God appreciated that you are enjoying your God-given body. God created the orgasm to make sex pleasurable, to encourage us to engage, so enjoy it & love yourself.

    • I thought god doesn’t like sexual thoughts

    • God is fine with them as long as they are not directed toward a married person (which is covetousness & verges on adultery) or toward a child (which is pedophilia) or a close family member (which is incest).

    • Ok thank you I‘m fine then :)

  • Yes he's a pervert

  • No he doesn't. Cuz he's not real. And if he were real, then why would he sit and watch people masturbate? Doesn't he have better things to do?

  • Yeah, God watches you masturbate. Maybe you should ask God about it. And get a real boyfriend while you are at it.

  • Maybe She does, and loves that you are discovering that special gift that she gave ladies, to be able to have multiple orgasms!

  • According to Christianity god is an omnipotent being, so he knows all. So in theory he would most certainly know you're masterbating.

    • If he knows all does this mean he knows what I’m thinking too?

    • Probably. Similar to how a hypothetical 4d spacial being can see all 3d angles at once along with the simultaneous external and internal vision.

  • God is probably is nice enough to give you a little privacy however the devil is probably loving that shit! You go girl!

  • He sure does!! A supernatural Deity cares about your genitals!! Lmfao

    • I almost thought your profile picture is what it looks like to be😂😂

  • No, it's probably just your neighbor.

  • Yes every night

  • I remember my friend telling me once that he felt awkward every time he masturbated because he could see Jesus statues on his dresser everytime. Lmao

    • Can’t blame him

  • no LOL, but i get paranoia too... its why i never shoplift even when there's a perfect opportunity and no one is at the tills lol

    • Well good that you don’t shoplift

    • yh, only because im too scared of getting caught... if there was no cameras or security guards i would do it all the time lol

  • God made you for sex. Masturbation is natural, normal, and healthy. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Don't torture yourself trying to abstain. Make yourself happy and go about your life guilt-free.

    • THIS ^^

  • "God is everywhere" and "see's all" so yup omnipresence means he most 100% will be.

  • Technically if god really was omnipotent he crafted you and your life so you'd specifically masturbate when you do. So in other words... he knows when you're going to masturbate even before you roll down the panties.

    One of the many reasons to not believe in god.

    • Hmm that doesn’t make a lot of sense. I mean I could just say that I don’t care about anything anymore and I don’t make any mistakes and instead blame god for it.

    • And what's stopping you? If there is a god then he created disease, famine, severe weather, dangerous animals and other things to deliberately inflict suffering upon us.

    • If I can blame it all on god I won’t try to be a good person anymore. So I make myself responsible instead.

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  • Oh definitely.

    • That’s not good

  • He knows you are doing it (because He is omniscient,) but He is not watching you in particular.

    • Okay that’s good

  • Hey girl, you better get under the blankets when your stroking your lady bits👀🔥💋❤

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