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Anonymous6 moI should start by indicating that I'm not religious; but I'm going to your side of the table for this conversation.
If you believe in intelligent design then you need to be reminded that the clitoris is a huge number of nerve endings that has no discernable purpose other than pleasure. Following intelligent design theories - God put that there for your joy and pleasure.
If you believe he is an all-knowing omnipotent omnipresent God - then yes, to some degree, he is always watching - but following the above intelligent design argument, he isn't judging and he's thrilled for you that you're having a good time with the gifts of your body that he gave you.
Whether you wait for marriage or not to lose your V-card, I believe he's also thrilled for you that when the times comes, you are going to be able to guide your partner in how to bring you pleasure and together you are going to love the bodies God gave you and how they fit together. And that I reckon would make any God joyful.
Love your body and love your joy.
Goodness know that the hangups I've had with my body and masturbation are the root of a huge number of problems in my life that make whoever designed me worried about me and are holding me back from my best life ever.0|10|0Is this still revelant?Well said. I'd add to this that you need to think twice about any scripture describing masturbation as a 'sin'. There is absolutely no reason why a true God would regard it as a sin. Getting knocked up and pregnant is a sin against society because it's good for society when kids have two parents in their lives. Spreading around STI's is also a sin against society. Masturbation is a socially responsible alternative. I believe that the real reason that religious texts shun masturbation is because of basic math: if followers of the religion get pregnant, you're likely to grow the number of people on this planet that follow that religion. Which religions are growing in number? It's the ones that are most strongly opposed to masturbation and contraception of course! So it is easy to argue that any scripture saying its a sin is not word of God, but actually word of men with an agenda. Religious favoritism aside, this planet has 7.5 billion people on it, so we should all be being a lot more responsible about what new life we bring into this world, so that's another reason why masturbation is the responsible choice. Don't hesitate, masturbate!
- Everything is recorded and the books will be opened on judgement day and all will see everything you have done in your life. But in the meantime the Angels can see everything you do along with God Himself. So next time you do it be sure to smile, you're on Candid Camera.0|00|0Is this still revelant?
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- I only have Bible proof that God watches people having sex.
Genesis 38 began with the story of Judah starting a family.
Then came a part where his firstborn died and 38:8 "And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother."
And when Onan was having sex with his brother's wife,
"9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother."
And God knew it immediately,
"10 And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also."
Hence God watched man having sex.
Regarding masturbation, I don't know if there are supporting scriptures that God watches.
PS: all the angels (aka fallen angels, demons) watch too Genesis 6:1 "And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, 2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose."0|00|0Is this still revelant? - I don’t think God has a personal relationship with people. I think you’re here to figure things out for yourself without his intervention for the same reason your parents stop wiping your ass at some point.
If he is watching you he sees it literally all the time and he’s seen way worse things like the guy from my high school who broke into his neighbor’s house and raped their dog. If you caught one of your kids masturbating and then caught the other one fucking an animal suddenly the masturbator might not seem like too much of a problem.0|00|0Is this still revelant?
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1171- Who knows but God does NOT care.1|00|1
He doesn't. I believe in a big picture God that tries to take care of those in need of grace in times of crisis. He doesn't care when you jack off. He doesn't care about high school football games.
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@AustinMan How do you know God's will? Are you just judging, based on your own ideas, and claiming that 'God' doesn't care?
Never met a sane person that talked with God and knew Her Will and Cares!
- Technically if god really was omnipotent he crafted you and your life so you'd specifically masturbate when you do. So in other words... he knows when you're going to masturbate even before you roll down the panties.
One of the many reasons to not believe in god.0|00|0- Asker6 mo
Hmm that doesn’t make a lot of sense. I mean I could just say that I don’t care about anything anymore and I don’t make any mistakes and instead blame god for it.
And what's stopping you? If there is a god then he created disease, famine, severe weather, dangerous animals and other things to deliberately inflict suffering upon us.
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- If you enjoy playing with your self sexually with masturbation who care's if God is watching you God watch's everyone on anything their doing God watches you while you pee God watches you while you poop God watches you while you sleep and God watches you while your naked and God watches you while your getting dressed. Plainly enough God watches you on everything you do. 💞 💞
1|00|0 - He watches or has an angle watch and he writes it down in a giant book.
Then when you die he'll have an angel and St. Peter at the Pearly Gates bring it up, with dates and times and determine if you're really sorry or if the clouds should open up and you drop down to the hot place with flames and pitchforks and other masterbaters raking coals and screaming and moaning and asking forgiveness.
So I'd be careful.
Three Hail Mary's and the Lord's Prayer sincerely said should take care of it.
Until next time.0|00|1 - God appreciated that you are enjoying your God-given body. God created the orgasm to make sex pleasurable, to encourage us to engage, so enjoy it & love yourself.0|00|0
God is fine with them as long as they are not directed toward a married person (which is covetousness & verges on adultery) or toward a child (which is pedophilia) or a close family member (which is incest).
- No he doesn't. Cuz he's not real. And if he were real, then why would he sit and watch people masturbate? Doesn't he have better things to do?0|00|0
- God is probably is nice enough to give you a little privacy however the devil is probably loving that shit! You go girl!0|00|0
- no LOL, but i get paranoia too... its why i never shoplift even when there's a perfect opportunity and no one is at the tills lol0|00|0
yh, only because im too scared of getting caught... if there was no cameras or security guards i would do it all the time lol
- According to Christianity god is an omnipotent being, so he knows all. So in theory he would most certainly know you're masterbating.0|00|0
Probably. Similar to how a hypothetical 4d spacial being can see all 3d angles at once along with the simultaneous external and internal vision.
- I remember my friend telling me once that he felt awkward every time he masturbated because he could see Jesus statues on his dresser everytime. Lmao0|00|0
- Bible says God made men for His own similarity. Most men would watch you to masturbate so I guess God would do the same.0|00|0
- God made you for sex. Masturbation is natural, normal, and healthy. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Don't torture yourself trying to abstain. Make yourself happy and go about your life guilt-free.1|00|0
- He knows you are doing it (because He is omniscient,) but He is not watching you in particular.0|00|0
- God sees, hears, and knows everything. But there's nothing in the scriptures against masturbation, if that is what's causing you to feel paranoid. Just be sure to do it discreetly and in private.0|00|0
- I don't believe there is a god to watch you masturbating in the first place. And if there was such a powerful entity, I'm pretty sure your masturbating would be the least of its concerns.0|00|0
- I mean, if your concept of god is Omniscient then by definition they must be.0|00|0
- Anonymous6 moProbably if what they say is true. Hell you can even add on to it. If he made you and knows what you will do in advance, it stands to reason that he planned for you to masturbate.0|00|0
It is an interesting thought. If you take the story of Saul, though, the chosen one at the time that disappointed God, it shows God didn't look into the future to know Saul would disappoint and be overtaken by David.
So if that's the case, God choses not to look into our futures but leaves it up to us.
Then we decide our fate.
- Probably not. Sorry. Don’t take it personally though. I would think there’s more interesting things to watch... like this while Earl Thomas situation.0|00|0
- Hey girl, you better get under the blankets when your stroking your lady bits👀🔥💋❤0|00|0
- If, its probably his kind of pornhub
Biggest archive of "nothing"0|00|0 - he's watching along with yo ancestors. when you go to heaven they all gonna make fun of you for it0|00|0
- That's ur thoughts and imagination... There is a thought that whatever u think seems to happen in real life too 😉0|00|0
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- Your paranoid i dont think god would envade our privacy. Its just the holy ghost thats out there and he only comes to help when you call it.0|00|0
Me too i know exactly how you feel i get paranoid episodes too ooof i feel like doing the unthinkable when it gets bad😢.
- Anonymous6 moNSA is watching you and the content you choose. I'd be less worried about God watching you to dirty things and more worried ahout the government watching through your cam.0|20|0
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You tell her and the freemasons, sherrifs department, fbi, darpa, cia can spy pn us too thats why my phones have zero cameras yay☺.
- He has you on full display on every big screen in the sacramental wine lounge for he and all his guest to watch as you do. The particularly best moments, he loops.0|10|0
Anonymous6 moI would imagine that He has more important issues to deal with. Then again He created the sabbath as a day off; so who knows what He does on His day off.0|00|0- Interesting question, never pictured God as a peeping tom...0|00|0
- He does. He's not actually watching, but he knows you're doing it.0|00|0
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- Maybe She does, and loves that you are discovering that special gift that she gave ladies, to be able to have multiple orgasms!1|00|1
- Not god but the FBI and CIA watch you though your phone and pc0|00|0
- I don't know.
If I was God, I'd be watching, that's all I'm saying.0|00|0 - Well if he does i hope he enjoyes the show, can't tell him really to stop0|00|0
- Yes, if you're a Christian. Fortunately for me He doesn't watch atheists.0|00|0
- He watches, but he won't judge. Don't stop doing it0|00|0
- God doesn't watch you masterbate, he only watches you when you shit!
Santa is the one who likes to watch you masterbate.0|00|1 - Yeah, God watches you masturbate. Maybe you should ask God about it. And get a real boyfriend while you are at it.0|01|1
- I don't know about God but Santa knows if you have been naughty.1|20|0
- "God is everywhere" and "see's all" so yup omnipresence means he most 100% will be.0|10|0
- You watch yourself while masterbation... no one can watch you when you masterbate alone in your room0|00|0
- Ya god watches everything
He only tought us what to do and how to do so don't worry
If he don't like the may u do he may stop u 😆0|10|0 - yes because god is everywhere at all times, he knows all too.1|00|0
- No, it's probably just your neighbor.0|00|0
- Anonymous6 moOnly when Spiderman isn’t.
God doesn’t exist.0|00|2 - He watches everyone do what they are doing. 😎0|00|0
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- no, that's what he has angles for0|00|0
- Lol 😂 I suppose he watches everyone0|00|0
I think that’s when you either need to choose to not think about it. Or choose to believe that he respects our privacy and doesn’t watch us when we are doing things we’d prefer to be private
- god watches you constantly0|00|0
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- Yes😂😂 and keeps watching until you're done😂😂😂0|00|0
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Then it doesn't matter, right... The main thing is anyway hidden... He can only see your expressions 😂😂😜
So maybe he would even think you're in a lot of pain😂😂😂😂
- Yes. God knows all and sees all.0|00|0
- Depends if u put on a good show or not. Lol0|00|0
- Oh definitely.0|00|0
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