How long is his?

Question

So i met my boyfriend 9 months ago and then he travelled, we didn't have sex when he was here and I'm just curious to know how long is his dick 😂😂😂😂i can't ask him for a picture it would be awkward so what to do?

drsatan · Accepted Answer

Nah, man, ask him for the picture, not even joking, you should.
You been together 9 months, you want to see, most guys love sending dick pics but don't we are all creeps about it so we won't bring it up. I'm like, 95% certain he would love being asked by you for a picture of his dick.

And not saying you should or will send him anything of you in return, just remember that if you do, make sure there's nothing in the pictures that can identify you. Take off any unique jewellery and blur out any tattoos or anything. Always practice safe nudes 😝

_no_one_ · Accepted Answer

Talk casually and then send him a meme related to dick size and then start up with that topic ending up with a question about his size. And then mission accomplished 😂

AustinMan · Answer

How about fuck him? ;)

Soteris · Answer

You could just ask him. Most guys are happy to brag about their penis although most guys either lie about their length or do not know how to measure it properly in the first place. They are inherently an unreliable source.