Guys: if a female friend asked “How big is your penis?” how would you respond?

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Andchadders · Accepted Answer

As with any other question, I'd answer honestly. That, however, wouldn't be a very straightforward answer. You see, I've never measured myself in that way, so I don't even know myself how big it is definitively, and not wanting to promote false advertising in any way, I couldn't give any form of estimated figure, as it would most likely be incorrect in some way. I could very easily explain average sizes and provide more generalised information, but as far as my own personal biometrics are on a "see it to believe it" basis, which I'm pretty sure it's safe to say most, if not all, of my female friends wouldn't be willing to go to that length just out of curiosity.

Battooot · Accepted Answer

Ahahhahaha that would be my best moment ever xD. It's like she just begged me for a dick joke!!

I'd literally say: my dick is so big ships use it to find their way into the harbor!

She gona be like no seriously! How big is it.

Im gona be like ok ok... my dick is big enough they made a movie called Godzilla vs my dick

XD xD

CubsterShura · Accepted Answer

If I were a guy I'd wonder if she's out of her mind especially if it was out of nowhere. If it was relevant to what we were talking about though, I'd kinda just brush it off, maybe like 'well what do you think?' and digress from that question.

Gwenhwyfar · Accepted Answer

A guys answer will depend on how big his dick is and how much that matters to him

MrOracle · Answer

"Smaller than every dick in western porn." Which is also true of 99.8% of penises, but, hey, who's counting? Hahaha.

AmandaYVR · Answer

"I guess you'll have to wait to find out."

AustinMan · Answer

Offer her show and tell: I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours!

Ruom-ran · Answer

One of those half truth answers, for sure.

If it fell outa the sky and hit you on the head you'd think its pretty big...

If you accidentally mistook it for a cocktail sausage, you'd still probably choke on it...

Bandita · Answer

Unless it's tiny, they probably don't care.

PlacentaSalad · Answer

I would say that I have to take panoramic photos of it.

Yads_Is_Back · Answer

Just seeing what the guys say

Jeff9743 · Answer

I'd probably ask if she wanted to find out lol

hellionthesagereborn · Answer

I'd answer the truth (average), then ask why because that's a very odd question to ask.

OlderAndWiser · Answer

I would respond, "Why don't you just tell me the size of your pussy, and then I'll tell you if I'm the right size to give you a proper poke."

standingUP · Answer

I'd stick it in her mouth to see how deep her throat is.

RasmusAiken · Answer

I'd respond with, "Why would you want to know something like that?"

Red_Arrow · Answer

That would sound like she is interested in it. I would give her the chance to see for herself.

lightbulb27 · Answer

I'd respond with more question or non verbal... a couple eyebrow raises says a lot.

... avoid answering a woman with direct logical remarks and facts, the fun is the mystery... all depends why she is asking.

JackSmy · Answer

Depends on the 'friendship' really. Sometimes 'friends' see each other naked and other 'friends' casually play, and maybe have sex. Just about the relationship with that one. Several 'friends' already know. . .

integrale77 · Answer

I could tell her but would say seeing is believing and I'm only getting it out to make use of it 😉

Drowningkingfish · Answer

I'll be honest and say it's really non of her business, I am not losing my integrity to someone who is not romantically involved.

abc3643 · Answer

"Bigger than yours."

jonlikesboobies · Answer

I'd say what I always say "well I do know how to make it 17 inches.,... By folding it in half... " Normally that gets a good laugh then I would say " nevermind cause you wouldn't believe me anyway... " That's a good one to get them thinking and then either tell them the answer it change the subject...